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• Trouble at the Top - who will be the next minister?
• Hogwarts Yearbook Committee - wrapping up a year at Hogwarts
• Down and Dirty - a little personal education at Hogwarts
• Leaky Cauldron & Victims Benefit Fundraisers - rebuilding the Leaky Cauldron
• Anyone seen my eyeball? - Josie and Claire (Milly & Bri) seek someone to scam
• St Mungo’s in the Community - Miranda seeks to improve St Mungo’s image
• Hogwarts Honors and Horrors - Hogwarts trophies, detentions and awards
• Dazed and Confused - What are your students up to after graduation?
• Dementors Dementing - the dementor attacks are changing pattern
• Mischief Unmanaged - suspects identified, the aurors close in as the students recover
• Auror Speed Coupling - pairing up aurors

• Draco seeks fellow potion makers, suppliers, historical faces write with Angel
• Miranda seeks fellow healers, wizard society write with Mel

• Llywelyn needs help finding his way at Hogwarts! write with Relic
• New Hogwarts Professor write with Martin
• Arrow is coming back! write with Angel
• Come Plot with me! Young Witch seeks roomates, friendship and trouble write with Jenn
• Aspiring Author and Reporter Needs Plots! write with Milly
• I'll Make Myself Blair-ingly Obvious write with Mayo
• Michael Needs Help! write with Michael
• Auror Seeks Friends and Foes write with Milly
• Nuri & Co. write with Nuri
• Mel's Mad’uns write with Mel
• This Cat Wants to Plot With You write with Kit

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Progress has come to Hogwarts! A panel of speakers will be presenting their respective subjects of sex education at the school library in late March. This is especially significant for students who are soon graduating but the panel is open to anyone in their fifth year or above.

Students will be informed of the talks in the weeks leading up to it! Feel free to submit anonymous questions for panel to answer on the day itself - or you could  join peers in reacting to the announcement. May awkwardness and hilarity ensue! And who knows, maybe a little bit of growing up?

Interested in being involved:

• Read the Down and Dirty wiki chapter for a run down of who/what/where
• Contribute to the plot thread plot discussion

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A warm hello to Relic who writes Llewylyn Merrick and Martin who writes Patrick Butler. We're really glad you've come to write with us

• Silas Bardigan - JM’s well-travelled wandmaker
• Patrick Butler - Martin’s experienced History of Magic Professor
• Olivia Davenport - Jenn/Scirey’s cautious fifth year Slytherin
• Gertrude Hughes - Bri’s creative but forgetful event planner
• Josie Flint^§ - Milly’s aspiring author and reporter
• Maddy Kameron - Jenn/Scirey’s optimistic young assistant at Malkin’s
• Carol Kemp^§ - Jessica’s otherworldy midwife and yoga instructor
• Llewylyn Merrick - Relic’s introverted Ravenclaw Fifth Year

• Addie's Abode - London flat for Adelia Delacroix
• Kaldfjord - Hogsmeade cottage to Miranda and Ignan Storm

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Cody has been hard at work again with the Absit Omen wiki. Here is a summary of what’s happened since our last Fortnight Flyer:

Non-Forum Info Migration

The info from our pages is steadily moving into the wiki

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• [Feb 19] These Are The Hands We're Given
  Time: Saturday afternoon
  Location: Quidditch pitch
  Thread Summary: Peyton has decided that Ayla's throw could use some work and has dragged her out to the Quidditch Pitch with the chest of balls to get some extra practice in
  Who can join? Hogwarts students and faculty
  
  
• [Feb 16] Tell Me More
  Time: Wednesday, before lunch
  Location: Great Hall
  Thread Summary: Lydie is nosy and wants to know more about the recent attacks. She is known to be pushy and invasive.
  Who can join? Hogwarts students and faculty
  
  
• [Feb 18] History Eraser
  Time: Friday evening
  Location: Hogwarts library
  Thread Summary: Zia has been ignoring her school responsibilities, so she's at the library to catch up. But she's getting a little distracted...
  Who can join? Hogwarts students and faculty
  
  
• [Feb 25] Rumor Has It
  Time: Late Friday evening, early Saturday morning (around midnight)
  Location: Fifth floor of Hogwarts, near an empty classroom
  Thread Summary: Jordyn heard a rumor there's going to be a party in any empty classroom.  She is doing her head girl duty and staking it out!
  Who can join? The rumor is it is a fifth year party, but it could be anyone!  All Hogwarts-ians are welcome!
  
  
• [Feb 17] One Thousand Herbs and Dung Flies
  Time: Thusday evening, after dinner
  Location: Greenhouse 6
  Thread Summary: Ambrose and Rose are working on their herbology project with other fifth years
  Who can join? Hogwarts students and faculty-- targeted towards 5th years, though any other year could feasibly wander in and disturb!
  
  
• [Feb 1] Caught and Court
  Time: Tuesday morning
  Location: Courtrooms, Ministry
  Thread Summary: Willy is in court charged with several criminal acts. It is the wizengamot's job to try him fairly.
  Who can join? Wizengamot, Level 2, Reporters, other interested/relevant adults related to the case.
  
  
• [Feb 26] Sweet Charity
  Time: Saturday afternoon
  Location: Diagon Alley
  Thread Summary: Molly wants to help victims of the recent attacks -- so she's baked up a storm and is selling it for charity.
  Who can join? Anyone!
  
  
• [Mar 1] Errands, or something
  Time: Tuesday morning, around 10:00 AM
  Location: Diagon Alley
  Thread Summary: Draco has ventured out of his home for some potions supplies, but has decided to go get a drink first. Right now he is walking down the street.
  Who can join? Anyone!
  
  
• [Mar 2] Falling for you
  Time: Wednesday, mid-morning
  Location: Level 2 at the Ministry of Magic
  Thread Summary: Maya's on her way to give coffee to an auror she fancies (who could it be??), and she trips. Someone's set a booby trap or prank or hexed her for the fun of it.
  Who can join? Anyone on level 2
  
  
• [Mar 1] Overeager Bludger
  Time: Tuesday, before dinner.
  Location: Hogwarts Staff Room
  Thread Summary: Charisma's just had a kid stand outside to face the wall after nearly knocking her over when she was coming downstairs with her cane.
  Who can join? Any Hogwarts faculty
  
  
• [Mar 4] No Surprises
  Time: Friday evening
  Location: Ravenclaw Common Room
  Thread Summary: Kelvin is working on an enchantment to protect his underwear from being involved in his friends' next prank and needs a guinea pig.  Free candy is also involved.
  Who can join? Any Ravenclaws
  
  
• [Mar 14] Unknot Your Knickers
  Time: Monday lunchtime
  Location: Ravenclaw table, Great Hall
  Thread Summary: Virgil is reading a flier about the sex education panel. Come be snarky with him!
  Who can join? Anyone at Hogwarts
  
  

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• Class Thread Timeline - directory of all class threads
  
• Hogwarts School Calendar 2010-2011 - See what's coming up
  
• Class Schedules - Copy and paste to grab your student or professor's daily schedule
  
• New Class Threads - See when new classes are posted
  

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