Ménage à trois and Mischief
by Lil Snigger
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Has trouble erupted in the passionate courting of pureblood lovers Cepheus Gamp and Primrose Woolfolk?
[1]Recent news
[2] tells us that we can hardly blame the likes of Miss Woolfolk for wanting to distance herself from the Gamp name, now that it has become apparent that Mortimer Gamp was a wizard of distasteful habits.
News of so criminal a family member could drive a man to drink - or maybe even worse?
Witnesses claim that American lawyer Nathaniel Hawke was sighted discussing the nature of his relationship with the Beings Division head and bar owner Margo Amherst.
"But Cepheus is my best friend,” he remarked.
"It's weird.”We here at Witch Weekly pride ourselves in the quality of our journalism! There is no telling who the true instigator of this unexpected ménage à trois might be. Hawke's displeasure made him out to be a most troubled participant in their liaisons!
UNASSUMING SEDUCTION?

Indeed, perhaps it was Death & Co's brightest star that has ensnared these men in her web?
With her hefty social presence and a stare that could no doubt seduce dragons, Amherst is a witch with whom one should not trifle.
Patrons at her bar have heard the former beast handler asserting that
"...Cepheus is great and I'm not averse to sharing" in regards to her relationship with Mister Hawke.
Your humble reporter, let me tell you, was unable to detect a predatory tone in her observations.
Could it be then that the unassuming Cepheus Gamp had proposed a liberal minded affair between the three? What is it about the wizard that lures these wizards and witches to his bed? And what does Primrose Woolfolk have to say about her once-fiancé indulging in such intemperance? Has his broken heart opened up a wound that no one person can fill?
When reached for opinion, the Woolfolk estate delivered no response.

Perhaps, much like his father, Mister Gamp has the happy capacity to indulge in physical avarice without anyone in the wizarding world being wise to it!
What do you think readers? Write in to let us know if you think we we discovered an unassuming casanova in the making.