Written in pen, Kohaku managed to send a letter and small package to Akiva.

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Akiva,

I found this today, and I thought you'd like it. It's a docu-drama about meerkats. Real life meerkats in the Kalahari desert. They're cute and it's family friendly so Gabriel can watch it too. It's the soap opera of Animal Planet.

There's shipping wars about it on the internet.

Do all owls bite?

Kohaku

Attached is a small bag of owl treats, clearly labeled.  Additionally, there is a small bag of cookies, also clearly labeled.

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Kohaku!

First of all, the little bag of owl treats should help.  They bite less frequently when given a snack.  Enjoy them! 

Secondly, I would be lying if I said I didn’t watch the first episode as soon as I opened it.   Gabriel was getting ready for a nap and I popped it in.  About five minutes in, Gabriel was asleep, but I was glued to it!  Despite a little bit of interference, I am only pausing long enough to write this.  Flower’s pups are adorable!  And poor Mitch![1].  I was so relieved. 

What is a shipping war? 

Best,
Akiva

1.	Meerkat Manor Episode descriptions

Akiva,

Am I supposed to enjoy the owl treats or the cookies?

Mai says that she needs to watch Meerkat Manor with you. She's trying to text you right now, but she's had half a bottle of wine[1] and is trying to text in some sort of outer-space sci-fi language. I don't know. I'd text you, but I'm trying to get used to this whole owl thing and I really don't care enough to write twice.

I didn't get bitten this time. I won't write with a quill. Why do wizards have quills when pens are better?

A shipping war is when people disagree about who romantic couples should be. Apparently meerkats have romance.

Kohaku

1.	It's only two glasses (about 12 oz of wine total), but Mai is a lightweight and that's enough to get her tipsy