All right so whatever, this morning was a bust. Josie had put on pants and everything for a meeting that'd amounted to a fat load of nothing. Brokers these days - like they thought the more they talked the more they'd earn. Now, Josie was a big advocate of corporate performance; BSing was a valuable job skill. He just got a little offended when people thought that stuff'd work on him. Like, was it the muscles? The leopard-print work suits? Josie despaired, he really did. Made him want to go bitch about the young bucks. It was time to indulge in a visit to Diagon, dabble in business in a place where most problems were refreshingly noncomplex. If he built himself a little monopoly as his side hobby, well, it's not like wizards got an education in microeconomics.
As far as cafes went Alohomocha was pretty all right, because besides the usual unwashed masses of humanity it was also staffed by a bunch of energetic, funny-looking young things. Watching them leap about in their impractically tight trousers got the morning blood pumping almost as well as the actual caffeine. Plus they did this special with a dragon made of steam. Though Josie was about 25 years past being surprised by magical party tricks, he could really get behind coffee dragons. It provided an easy .2 seconds of entertainment. He liked to ask for extra extra whipped cream.
He lounged, expansive and besuited, at a table right near the entrance. Sure, every time it opened he got a blast of cold air, but it also allowed him to meet eyes and smile at everyone who came in the door. It was a study in engineered discomfort vs. who he could get to smile back.