Call Me, Beep Me [M] Tags: Josie Valentine Sebok Zsoldos Maiko Biladeau-Yukawa February 6 2011 February 2011 January 2011 Read 265 times / 0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic. Call Me, Beep Me [M] on December 17, 2015, 10:34:56 PM This thread contains Josie's correspondence in text, email, and owl form. It will be updated with conversation chains both as they happen in-game and snapshot-esque past interactions. Each post will be dated accordingly. Some will be written collaboratively and then condensed into one post for readability. Rated M for strong language, possible disturbing or sexual themes, and general Josie shenanigans. Skip to next post Re: Call Me, Beep Me [M] Reply #1 on January 04, 2016, 03:52:37 PM December 29th, 2010cowritten with Armiece Skip to next post Re: Call Me, Beep Me [M] Reply #2 on January 04, 2016, 04:16:00 PM Dec 22Sebok, 12:02PMheySebok, 2:02PMu alive or whatSebok, 5:02PMor did the fizz finally get uDec 23Sebok, 8:09AMtell the bithy 1 i said hi Dec 24Sebok, 11:10AMif ur in jail can i have ur carthats a bitchin rideDec 30Sebok, 12:42PMi hope u kept kazu with u cause im not feeding him while ur out Skip to next post Re: Call Me, Beep Me [M] Reply #3 on January 04, 2016, 06:01:29 PM A series of owls beginning Jan. 27th 2011 and spanning until Feb. 6th 2011cowritten with ArmieceSent Jan. 24th, arrived Jan. 27thJosie Valentine387 Diagon Alleyabove the haircut store or whateverlook for feathershey that celeb druggie kid u used to hang with is here like bein a teacher n shitwhats up with thatps he still kinda smells like u-SJan. 28thSebok ZsoldosHufflepuff TableHogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry Return Address:Josie ValentineOffice 4b387 Diagon Alley, LondonHere’s my address so everyone on the block doesn’t read your letter. Oh, yeah. I sent him to make a man out of you. JOSIE Jan. 29th (written on back of previous letter)Giant FlamingoOffice 4B 387 Diagon Alley Londonit got there didnt itand thats gross. also bs. werewolves r men by defaulteven the lady onesys he really here tho. hes like gonna teach and shit?? i thoght u said he didnt no shit bout shitJan. 31stSebok ZsoldosHufflepuff TableHogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry You always listen to what your uncle Josie says? I mean, I’m a slippery character, kid.JOSIE Jan. 31stJ ValantineOffice 4B 387 D Alley Londonyeah an it sems 2 work well 4 u so tech me ur ways o wise gooruno but seriusly did you have something to do w/ this or not. ??-SFeb. 1st, to SebokNo letter is attached when the owl returns. Instead, it comes bearing a package of Miss Malady’s Premium Spell-Checking Quills.Feb. 3rd, to JosieThe owl returns to Diagon Alley bearing nothing but a still photograph of someone’s arse.Feb. 4th, to SebokThe owl is returned to Hogwarts with a package that explodes into pink feathers and glitter.Feb. 4th, to JosieThe owl returns within hours, bearing a package that contains the pink feathers, glitter, and a sizeable amount of simargl shit.Feb. 6th, to SebokThe owl, considerably exhausted by now, wings into the Great Hall with a box containing 500 live toads. This time there IS a letter attached. It reads: "Lesson 1, grasshopper." Skip to next post Re: Call Me, Beep Me [M] Reply #4 on January 04, 2016, 07:53:21 PM February 6, 2011Mr. Valentine,Thank you for gifting all the denizens of Hogwarts a box of toads. I'm making sure that they are being taken care of. Refrain from sending any more disruptive gifts to your grasshopper, or to anybody else at Hogwarts. As Sebok Zsoldos kissed each individual toad in ecstasy and discovered a complete absence of royalty among them, we realized that this was not a lesson in muggle fairy tales. Lesson number one was clearly one of two things:[1]1. You believe he has a bright future in the field of Care of Magical Creatures, but needs experience in amphibian husbandry 2. His brand of trickery is inferior to yoursEither way, Hogwarts does not want to see a second lesson. Sincerely,Maiko Biladeau-YukawaHufflepuff Head of HousePS: Thank you for the new pets. I shall use them well. (If this invisible ink is uncovered, so is a strange, crudely done doodle of a ballerina toad with muscular thighs on the corner of the page) 1. She didn't actually make him kiss any toads. Skip to next post
Call Me, Beep Me [M] on December 17, 2015, 10:34:56 PM This thread contains Josie's correspondence in text, email, and owl form. It will be updated with conversation chains both as they happen in-game and snapshot-esque past interactions. Each post will be dated accordingly. Some will be written collaboratively and then condensed into one post for readability. Rated M for strong language, possible disturbing or sexual themes, and general Josie shenanigans. Skip to next post
Re: Call Me, Beep Me [M] Reply #1 on January 04, 2016, 03:52:37 PM December 29th, 2010cowritten with Armiece Skip to next post
Re: Call Me, Beep Me [M] Reply #2 on January 04, 2016, 04:16:00 PM Dec 22Sebok, 12:02PMheySebok, 2:02PMu alive or whatSebok, 5:02PMor did the fizz finally get uDec 23Sebok, 8:09AMtell the bithy 1 i said hi Dec 24Sebok, 11:10AMif ur in jail can i have ur carthats a bitchin rideDec 30Sebok, 12:42PMi hope u kept kazu with u cause im not feeding him while ur out Skip to next post
Re: Call Me, Beep Me [M] Reply #3 on January 04, 2016, 06:01:29 PM A series of owls beginning Jan. 27th 2011 and spanning until Feb. 6th 2011cowritten with ArmieceSent Jan. 24th, arrived Jan. 27thJosie Valentine387 Diagon Alleyabove the haircut store or whateverlook for feathershey that celeb druggie kid u used to hang with is here like bein a teacher n shitwhats up with thatps he still kinda smells like u-SJan. 28thSebok ZsoldosHufflepuff TableHogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry Return Address:Josie ValentineOffice 4b387 Diagon Alley, LondonHere’s my address so everyone on the block doesn’t read your letter. Oh, yeah. I sent him to make a man out of you. JOSIE Jan. 29th (written on back of previous letter)Giant FlamingoOffice 4B 387 Diagon Alley Londonit got there didnt itand thats gross. also bs. werewolves r men by defaulteven the lady onesys he really here tho. hes like gonna teach and shit?? i thoght u said he didnt no shit bout shitJan. 31stSebok ZsoldosHufflepuff TableHogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry You always listen to what your uncle Josie says? I mean, I’m a slippery character, kid.JOSIE Jan. 31stJ ValantineOffice 4B 387 D Alley Londonyeah an it sems 2 work well 4 u so tech me ur ways o wise gooruno but seriusly did you have something to do w/ this or not. ??-SFeb. 1st, to SebokNo letter is attached when the owl returns. Instead, it comes bearing a package of Miss Malady’s Premium Spell-Checking Quills.Feb. 3rd, to JosieThe owl returns to Diagon Alley bearing nothing but a still photograph of someone’s arse.Feb. 4th, to SebokThe owl is returned to Hogwarts with a package that explodes into pink feathers and glitter.Feb. 4th, to JosieThe owl returns within hours, bearing a package that contains the pink feathers, glitter, and a sizeable amount of simargl shit.Feb. 6th, to SebokThe owl, considerably exhausted by now, wings into the Great Hall with a box containing 500 live toads. This time there IS a letter attached. It reads: "Lesson 1, grasshopper." Skip to next post
Re: Call Me, Beep Me [M] Reply #4 on January 04, 2016, 07:53:21 PM February 6, 2011Mr. Valentine,Thank you for gifting all the denizens of Hogwarts a box of toads. I'm making sure that they are being taken care of. Refrain from sending any more disruptive gifts to your grasshopper, or to anybody else at Hogwarts. As Sebok Zsoldos kissed each individual toad in ecstasy and discovered a complete absence of royalty among them, we realized that this was not a lesson in muggle fairy tales. Lesson number one was clearly one of two things:[1]1. You believe he has a bright future in the field of Care of Magical Creatures, but needs experience in amphibian husbandry 2. His brand of trickery is inferior to yoursEither way, Hogwarts does not want to see a second lesson. Sincerely,Maiko Biladeau-YukawaHufflepuff Head of HousePS: Thank you for the new pets. I shall use them well. (If this invisible ink is uncovered, so is a strange, crudely done doodle of a ballerina toad with muscular thighs on the corner of the page) 1. She didn't actually make him kiss any toads. Skip to next post
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