Attached is a package full of heart-shaped cookies and a picture of Maslow and Crepe, in a Valentine's frame.
Rick and Leon,
I know you're probably gifting Valentines to each other later. I assume that when giving valentines to a couple, it must be a joint gift. Isn't that the protocol? I couldn't resist, sorry.
Yes, I know it would be easier to simply hand them off to Rick at work, but there's something exciting about opening up a package in the mail.
Rick, I've loved you from the third or fourth time I met you.
Leon, I've loved you ever since you displayed those wicked dance moves on the boat.
Thank you for being decent and fun human beings. I value our friendship.
Love,
Maiko