My Fabulous Self, 05:12
if ur still up 4 that roadtrp i manged 2 end up in fkn oxford of all places n could use a sidalong home
My Fabulous Self, 05:13
aint apparatng w/ more alccohl in me thn blood n i hav no idea if i even had a bag w/ a wallet 2 start w/
My Fabulous Self, 05:15
wke the fck up phillip
My Fabulous Self, 05:18
waaaaakeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee uuuuuuupppppp
My Fabulous Self, 05:15
ima die on th street in a pool of my own vomt dresssed i hooker boots n its ur fault
Silver Surfer, 05:42
46 missed calls Lala, rlly?! If ye need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3 ffs.
Silver Surfer, 05:42
Txt location. ETA 25 mins. I hate yer guts.
My Fabulous Self, 05:44
gmaps says bridge st.ilu2 <3.
My Fabulous Self, 05:47
gt coffee or il gut u
Silver Surfer, 06:10
Don't be at it ye barmpot. In Oxford making me way.

Willow to ur Buffy, 17:32
im 95% sure i just heard my cat say 'wht r u doing home? its sat night'
Me, 17:33
Working, Lala. As I've been fer the past how many Sats?
Willow to ur Buffy, 17:34
just give up on ur dreams n come get shit house drunk w/ me.
Me, 17:36
See things from me point of view, I need to eat n pay rent.
Willow to ur Buffy, 17:37
i dun wanna see things from ur pov. ur pov is stupid.
Willow to ur Buffy, 17:38
hope ur deranged gf dumps ur ass on the hols so we can crydrink n u can become fun again
Me, 17:39
TAKE THAT BACK RN!!
Willow to ur Buffy, 17:39
ha ha. no.
Me, 17:42
Thanks fer reminding me of all the ache my brain has been trying to suppress...
Willow to ur Buffy, 17:45
thats wht friends are foooooooor! enjoy being miserable @ work n crying for ur gf. ta!!!!!