A thick, dark green envelope carrying the seal of Slytherin arrives at St.Mungo's hospital by owl. Inside, a lavish card of congratulations.
Our Dear Madam Head Healer:
On behalf of the gracious students of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry, we would like to offer our deepest congratulations on your having snagged the Witch Weekly's #1 Bachelor. We wish you great felicitations and a passionate marriage.
Please take good care of our Deputy Head. We only have the one and it's better to deal with the devil you know, isn't it?
Yours Lovingly...
The card is signed by a number of different students. A few have added their own cheeky messages. Among them - Gracie Slant, Indica Kemp, Connor Todd, Eli Amherst, etc. At the bottom, for the sake of culpability and perhaps pride, Virgil Carstairs has printed his name in clear letters.
[Jan 9th] Para Qué Sufrir (Healer Elliot)