October 24, 2010


Yesterday afternoon, Twilfit and Tattings and the surrounding areas were the latest victims of Rascal Rosier’s peculiarities. After alienating the sales associates, he animated no less than a dozen mannequins and marched them through the streets, declaring that they were feeling “a bit cramped and stuffy” indoors. Adults shrieked, toddlers bawled in horror, and children joined the march gleefully.

“It took us two hours to put them back in their place!” Claims a disgruntled sales associate, “They got a taste of freedom, and didn’t want to come home.”

The author is known for bestsellers such as Teeth of the Termite and Kaleidoscopic Nunneries. It is rumored that he uses real life experiments and adventures to help inspire his creativity. Perhaps this occurrence is a hint of what is next to come in his work.

“Isn’t it just smashing when you crack these things open to reveal their mushy interiors?”  Rosier declared ominously.

Renowned astrologist, Astral Plane, suggests that the full moon’s influence inspired this particular escapade.

As usual, Rosier’s latest weary-eyed editor has no comment.