Constantly being in the service of both Di Luca and Arianne fer almost a month in one case and goin' on three, in the other had Phillip skennin' lik'a whelk 'alf o' the time. He was done in and most o' all felt like a pure wing-nut. Phillip didn't often contemplate his way of being, but getting either of those lasses to give him one good
bob on was a bang out o 'order job. And he wasn't some complete bloody wupding, was he? It's just that those women were both terrifying and demanded respect simply by being in their presence. One more than the other... He felt like a daft apoth trying to get a word in every single time.
But he was learning, and brewing stuff he never thought he'd be and boy did he get a buzzin' from it. And he also also making some good money for the first time in his life, without having to do some rank job. The downside, aside from being kippered all the bloody time, was that he had no mingin life! Off at the crack ass o'dawn to the back and beyond for his apprenticeship, and then off back to the Smoke through well 'anging ginnels to slave at Le M until the ass crack o'night. T''was a bloody miracle if he even got 3 hours o' sleep a night. So the entire thing was gone manky, when ye thought better o' it.
Not to mention that now that he was back in town, and her bloody neighbor, Lala kept mithering him at all hours of the day. And night. Either to scav a fag or scran or have a burst on her banjo cuz she got a cob on over that Jason or wha's'isname and other numpty lil' things! Nevermind that finny Sander, who he
would banjo one day. Worst of all tho, each and every single person he cared for was back at that mingin' castle. Rick and Shona... but especially Alex. Sure there were owls and crashing Di Luca's occasional visit to the castle, but it wasn't the same.
He had half an 'our before he was supposed to be at another gonkin' day o' work at Le M and Lala was supposed to meet him at the Leaky to bring him a change of clothes.
Phillip had been brewing and prepping ingredients all day, couldn't 'ave smelled that sound. But of course, she was late. So he got himself a pint, standing at the bar and tapped his foot. He thought he saw someone familiar, but couldn't bloody remember his name. Bit stroppy that one. Been in 'Puff, he thought. Then it hit him.
"Blimey Patil, that you?" he skriked with a big grin, walking towards his ex-schoolmate. "Ee ar yo, ye scowler?" Phillip greeted, taking a seat next to him. If Lala was gon' be late, he could at least have a buzz.