After a voice-pitch changing charm, Eli put together a howler to send to Storm as part of the 7th year bucket list challenge. Still, his specific accent is still noticeable.  Attached is a single red rose.

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My darling Ignan,

I lay awake all night, thinking of you, my beautiful curmudgeon, of your flighty smile. I want to kiss your thorax sixty eight times. You make my rabbi burn with desire. Don't let your parents discourage you, Storms are just jealous. I can't say how luminously I regret spilling pumpkin juice on your eyelash... You were somehow oblivious, naive to it all. But still, I must apologize. You're so beautiful when you're naive.

I remember when we first met, how uncouth you were in that wonderful speedo, glitter spread across your hirsute chest. Gleaming in the sunlight.  No amount of gillyweed or tequila could make me forget.

Thinking of you fondly,

Your secret lover