[Summer 2010] Concerning boats, beards, and surly men [Bastian/Esther]

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Attached are ridiculous selfies of Juni with Rick in the background, slowly noticing selfies are being taken with him in them. Several of these selfies include Connor being, well... Connor. These are letters sent while Juni is on the school trip.


Dearest Bastian (And Esther, of course, if you're there,)

Here are some photos of a hottie with a body. A weirdo with a beardo. But at least the beard increases the attractiveness factor exponentially. One day he will get married, and it will break our hearts.

His fantastic arms and grumpy visage make up for his surly personality. I imagine he is like a pie: crusty and mean on the outside, sweet on the inside. But if you dig deeper, you will realize he was simply crusty and mean all along.

Also, Ambrose is actually becoming attractive and handsome. I think the puberty fairy beat him with a stick.


Mucho love,

Juni
Last Edit: January 11, 2015, 08:41:01 PM by Juni Zamperia
Dearest Juni,

It is extremely unjust that, despite interning in an establishment dedicated to physical perfection and the pursuit of beauty, you have somehow managed to one up me in the attractive people stakes. While you bask in the sun and gloriously bearded beauty, I am unable to properly enjoy the attractiveness of those surrounding me as I have to work. Terrible!

Not that there is an absence of beauty – there is a surplus. I am worrying that I might start to develop a resistance to it. I want to be susceptible to beauty, Juni, not resistant! Pray for me, Juni. I prayed for you.

Aside from my concerns about beauty resistance, I (and Esther) are well. Everyone loves us (who wouldn’t) and I am surrounded by attractive people. What more could I want? A cruise about the coast of Asia rather than assisting on a photoshoot inspired by fashion of the region, of course. Work is hard. I want to lie about and sun myself.

Pass Professor Shona my best wishes. And take more pictures of the handsome men surrounding you!

Love, Bastian
XOXOXOXOXOXO

p.s. Esther sends her love too. We love you, and miss you so!

Attached to the letter is a picture of Bastian pulling a tragic expression, an oblivious model posing in the background.
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