Bastian Desrosiers' Yearbook Tags: Idiot Potato Weasel Yearbook Hogwarts Yearbook 2009-2010 Read 349 times / 0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic. Bastian Desrosiers' Yearbook on September 08, 2014, 01:14:31 PM PROPERTY of BASTIAN DESROSIERS [ FORCED MEMBER/POTIONS CLUB, MEMBER/THE HOGWARTS HOWLER ]ALSO: MOST AWESOMEST, BEST ASS, and MOST LIKELY TO BE A MODEL Skip to next post Re: Bastian Desrosiers' Yearbook Reply #1 on September 08, 2014, 01:30:42 PM Bastian,You have the prettiest eyes, hair, smile and figure to me.And the best writer, even if you write ridiculous things.You are, however, a bit sad with Potions, but we can work on that. Though you act ridiculous, I don't thinkyou are, because you are my best, most loyal friend, and nothing about that is ridiculous. I hope all the partsof your summer without me are almost as good as theones with me, and I look forward to spending mine with you and everyone else.♥ xo Esther♥“There,” said Esther, closing the yearbook with a decisive thud, and swift as a bird she pressed the book to its owner’s chest, rising up on her toes to kiss his cheek before flouncing away. Skip to next post Re: Bastian Desrosiers' Yearbook Reply #2 on September 08, 2014, 01:50:53 PM Little shite #2,I hope ye grow up to be nothing like yer older, taller, scarier aunt. Or is it cousin?I dunno. Dun care. Just don't. And stay away from Lua, you and lil' shite #1, ye creepy deviants.(I hear ye got a new cousin. G'luck with that one...)Boom, Phillip Skip to next post Re: Bastian Desrosiers' Yearbook Reply #3 on September 09, 2014, 09:07:26 AM Rated [M] for the foulest of language. :DBASTIAN, MY BRO, MY PRETTIER HALF, THE SCRATCH IN MY SACK, THE EXTRA BOB IN MY KNOB. MY NAME HATH ALWAYS BEEN A GIVEN, WAST IT NOT THEE WHODEEMED ME FIT TO GIVE RAISE THY CHILDREN? I AMAWESOME. MY MIDDLE NAME IS AWESOME. I AM THE AWESOME MOST AWESOMEST SHIT, EVEN KINSEY ACKNOWLEDGES IT, HE KNOWS HE CAN'T TOUCH THIS.tho if he asked nicely~peen wank knob mutton dagger love rod clam hammer meat javelin kaptain kielbasa meat thermometerMAY YOUR SUMMER BE JUST AS FANTASTIC AS MINE,THOUGH I'M SURE IT WILL BE SINCE I'LL BE IN IT, THOROUGHLY AND VIGOROUSLY. YOUR EFFORTS WILL BE JUSTLY APPRECIATED, PARTICULARLY IF THERE'S GONNA BE CLEAN SHEETS INVOLVED. I'M A RESPECTABLEBOY, YOU KNOW.taco warmer meat popsicle tuna torpedo beef whistle niagara balls king leer baloney pony schwanz CONNOR♥ P.S.- GROWING WON'T BE A PROBLEM. :D Skip to next post Re: Bastian Desrosiers' Yearbook Reply #4 on September 09, 2014, 01:27:26 PM Bastian, You are a pain in the arse, but you're my pain in the arse. And Esther's. And Connor's. But if anyone tries to cut you down, I'll cut them down for you. You may think I bully you, but I assure you that it is out of caring. Also, you're absolutely ridiculous in the best possible ways. Being ridiculous is not a bad thing~ in fact it's one of my favorite things about you. And you better go swimming. You have one task: Make sure that Connor dresses in the appropriate attire. I trust you know what that is. I hope you two match.Do try not to let the 'best ass' award get to your head. Com muito amor,JuniPS: Pray with me to Our Lady of Fátima that I actually get boobs this summer. Or Satan. If Satan grants me boobs I will forever call him 'Lucy' and I expect that you do the same. Skip to next post Re: Bastian Desrosiers' Yearbook Reply #5 on September 12, 2014, 09:46:00 AM Desrosiers–You are a hazard to pedestrian traffic, but a hilarious one at that,which is more than I can say for most people. Congratulations onsurviving Potions Club with Whitman relatively unscathed. Haha. Gracie Skip to next post Re: Bastian Desrosiers' Yearbook Reply #6 on September 13, 2014, 05:51:25 PM Olá Bastian! You are muito awes Have a good summer yea? Ciao! Skip to next post Re: Bastian Desrosiers' Yearbook Reply #7 on September 18, 2014, 12:08:41 AM To my favorite Disco Potato,Don't disco too hard this summer, k? And make sure your friends don't get in trouble. Or make sure they get in trouble. I really don't care. Keep on groovin', Eli Skip to next post Re: Bastian Desrosiers' Yearbook Reply #8 on September 25, 2014, 02:11:22 PM Desrosiers,You could use more work in the practical aspect of class and make a terrible twosome with Mr Todd when you aren't distracted by others—as you've proven during Miss Morrell's duel which did not make me laugh at all —but more importantly, you're a good kid with a flair for words and an even better knack for people. Your friends are very lucky. Have a great summer, all of you– and try not get into too much trouble; I will be disappointed if I will have to make do without your stellar manure-shoveling skillsthis coming year. :) Professor Donovan Skip to next post
Bastian Desrosiers' Yearbook on September 08, 2014, 01:14:31 PM PROPERTY of BASTIAN DESROSIERS [ FORCED MEMBER/POTIONS CLUB, MEMBER/THE HOGWARTS HOWLER ]ALSO: MOST AWESOMEST, BEST ASS, and MOST LIKELY TO BE A MODEL Skip to next post
Re: Bastian Desrosiers' Yearbook Reply #1 on September 08, 2014, 01:30:42 PM Bastian,You have the prettiest eyes, hair, smile and figure to me.And the best writer, even if you write ridiculous things.You are, however, a bit sad with Potions, but we can work on that. Though you act ridiculous, I don't thinkyou are, because you are my best, most loyal friend, and nothing about that is ridiculous. I hope all the partsof your summer without me are almost as good as theones with me, and I look forward to spending mine with you and everyone else.♥ xo Esther♥“There,” said Esther, closing the yearbook with a decisive thud, and swift as a bird she pressed the book to its owner’s chest, rising up on her toes to kiss his cheek before flouncing away. Skip to next post
Re: Bastian Desrosiers' Yearbook Reply #2 on September 08, 2014, 01:50:53 PM Little shite #2,I hope ye grow up to be nothing like yer older, taller, scarier aunt. Or is it cousin?I dunno. Dun care. Just don't. And stay away from Lua, you and lil' shite #1, ye creepy deviants.(I hear ye got a new cousin. G'luck with that one...)Boom, Phillip Skip to next post
Re: Bastian Desrosiers' Yearbook Reply #3 on September 09, 2014, 09:07:26 AM Rated [M] for the foulest of language. :DBASTIAN, MY BRO, MY PRETTIER HALF, THE SCRATCH IN MY SACK, THE EXTRA BOB IN MY KNOB. MY NAME HATH ALWAYS BEEN A GIVEN, WAST IT NOT THEE WHODEEMED ME FIT TO GIVE RAISE THY CHILDREN? I AMAWESOME. MY MIDDLE NAME IS AWESOME. I AM THE AWESOME MOST AWESOMEST SHIT, EVEN KINSEY ACKNOWLEDGES IT, HE KNOWS HE CAN'T TOUCH THIS.tho if he asked nicely~peen wank knob mutton dagger love rod clam hammer meat javelin kaptain kielbasa meat thermometerMAY YOUR SUMMER BE JUST AS FANTASTIC AS MINE,THOUGH I'M SURE IT WILL BE SINCE I'LL BE IN IT, THOROUGHLY AND VIGOROUSLY. YOUR EFFORTS WILL BE JUSTLY APPRECIATED, PARTICULARLY IF THERE'S GONNA BE CLEAN SHEETS INVOLVED. I'M A RESPECTABLEBOY, YOU KNOW.taco warmer meat popsicle tuna torpedo beef whistle niagara balls king leer baloney pony schwanz CONNOR♥ P.S.- GROWING WON'T BE A PROBLEM. :D Skip to next post
Re: Bastian Desrosiers' Yearbook Reply #4 on September 09, 2014, 01:27:26 PM Bastian, You are a pain in the arse, but you're my pain in the arse. And Esther's. And Connor's. But if anyone tries to cut you down, I'll cut them down for you. You may think I bully you, but I assure you that it is out of caring. Also, you're absolutely ridiculous in the best possible ways. Being ridiculous is not a bad thing~ in fact it's one of my favorite things about you. And you better go swimming. You have one task: Make sure that Connor dresses in the appropriate attire. I trust you know what that is. I hope you two match.Do try not to let the 'best ass' award get to your head. Com muito amor,JuniPS: Pray with me to Our Lady of Fátima that I actually get boobs this summer. Or Satan. If Satan grants me boobs I will forever call him 'Lucy' and I expect that you do the same. Skip to next post
Re: Bastian Desrosiers' Yearbook Reply #5 on September 12, 2014, 09:46:00 AM Desrosiers–You are a hazard to pedestrian traffic, but a hilarious one at that,which is more than I can say for most people. Congratulations onsurviving Potions Club with Whitman relatively unscathed. Haha. Gracie Skip to next post
Re: Bastian Desrosiers' Yearbook Reply #6 on September 13, 2014, 05:51:25 PM Olá Bastian! You are muito awes Have a good summer yea? Ciao! Skip to next post
Re: Bastian Desrosiers' Yearbook Reply #7 on September 18, 2014, 12:08:41 AM To my favorite Disco Potato,Don't disco too hard this summer, k? And make sure your friends don't get in trouble. Or make sure they get in trouble. I really don't care. Keep on groovin', Eli Skip to next post
Re: Bastian Desrosiers' Yearbook Reply #8 on September 25, 2014, 02:11:22 PM Desrosiers,You could use more work in the practical aspect of class and make a terrible twosome with Mr Todd when you aren't distracted by others—as you've proven during Miss Morrell's duel which did not make me laugh at all —but more importantly, you're a good kid with a flair for words and an even better knack for people. Your friends are very lucky. Have a great summer, all of you– and try not get into too much trouble; I will be disappointed if I will have to make do without your stellar manure-shoveling skillsthis coming year. :) Professor Donovan Skip to next post