Bastian Desrosiers' Yearbook

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Bastian Desrosiers' Yearbook

on September 08, 2014, 01:14:31 PM




PROPERTY
of
  BASTIAN DESROSIERS 


[ FORCED MEMBER/POTIONS CLUB, MEMBER/THE HOGWARTS HOWLER ]

ALSO: MOST AWESOMEST, BEST ASS, and MOST LIKELY TO BE A MODEL

Re: Bastian Desrosiers' Yearbook

Reply #1 on September 08, 2014, 01:30:42 PM


                    Bastian,



You have the prettiest eyes, hair, smile and figure to me.
And the best writer, even if you write ridiculous things.
You are, however, a bit sad with Potions, but we can
work on that. Though you act ridiculous, I don't think
you are, because you are my best, most loyal friend,
and nothing about that is ridiculous. I hope all the parts
of your summer without me are almost as good as the
ones with me, and I look forward to spending mine
with you and everyone else.♥



                                                                       
                                                                       xo Esther♥



There,” said Esther, closing the yearbook with a decisive thud, and swift as a bird she pressed the book to its owner’s chest, rising up on her toes to kiss his cheek before flouncing away.

Last Edit: September 25, 2014, 02:29:36 PM by Esther Morrell

Re: Bastian Desrosiers' Yearbook

Reply #2 on September 08, 2014, 01:50:53 PM

Little shite #2,

I hope ye grow up to be nothing like yer older, taller, scarier aunt. Or is it cousin?
I dunno. Dun care. Just don't. And stay away from Lua, you and lil' shite #1, ye creepy deviants.

(I hear ye got a new cousin. G'luck with that one...)

Boom,                                                                               
Phillip                                                                     
Last Edit: September 09, 2014, 01:23:25 PM by Phillip Kinsey

Re: Bastian Desrosiers' Yearbook

Reply #3 on September 09, 2014, 09:07:26 AM

Rated [M] for the foulest of language. :D


BASTIAN, MY BRO, MY PRETTIER HALF, THE SCRATCH
IN MY SACK, THE EXTRA BOB IN MY KNOB. MY NAME
HATH ALWAYS BEEN A GIVEN, WAST IT NOT THEE WHO
DEEMED ME FIT TO GIVE  RAISE THY CHILDREN? I AM
AWESOME. MY MIDDLE NAME IS AWESOME. I AM THE
AWESOME MOST AWESOMEST SHIT, EVEN KINSEY
ACKNOWLEDGES IT, HE KNOWS HE CAN'T TOUCH THIS.
tho if he asked nicely~
peen wank knob mutton dagger love rod clam hammer meat javelin kaptain kielbasa meat thermometer
MAY YOUR SUMMER BE JUST AS FANTASTIC AS MINE,
THOUGH I'M SURE IT WILL BE SINCE I'LL BE IN IT,
THOROUGHLY AND VIGOROUSLY. YOUR EFFORTS WILL
BE JUSTLY APPRECIATED, PARTICULARLY IF THERE'S
GONNA BE CLEAN SHEETS INVOLVED. I'M A RESPECTABLE
BOY, YOU KNOW.

taco warmer meat popsicle tuna torpedo beef whistle niagara balls king leer baloney pony schwanz

                      CONNOR
                                           P.S.- GROWING WON'T BE A PROBLEM. :D


Last Edit: September 09, 2014, 02:30:22 PM by Connor Todd

Re: Bastian Desrosiers' Yearbook

Reply #4 on September 09, 2014, 01:27:26 PM

Bastian,

You are a pain in the arse, but you're my pain in the arse. And Esther's. And Connor's. But if anyone tries to cut you down, I'll cut them down for you.  You may think I bully you, but I assure you that it is out of caring. Also, you're absolutely ridiculous in the best possible ways. Being ridiculous is not a bad thing~ in fact it's one of my favorite things about you.

And you better go swimming. You have one task: Make sure that Connor dresses in the appropriate attire. I trust you know what that is. I hope you two match.

Do try not to let the 'best ass' award get to your head.


Com muito amor,

Juni


PS:  Pray with me to Our Lady of Fátima that I actually get boobs this summer. Or Satan. If Satan grants me boobs I will forever call him 'Lucy' and I expect that you do the same.

Re: Bastian Desrosiers' Yearbook

Reply #5 on September 12, 2014, 09:46:00 AM


          Desrosiers–



You are a hazard to pedestrian traffic, but a hilarious one at that,
which is more than I can say for most people. Congratulations on
surviving Potions Club with Whitman relatively unscathed. Haha.


                                        Gracie



Re: Bastian Desrosiers' Yearbook

Reply #8 on September 25, 2014, 02:11:22 PM


Desrosiers,



You could use more work in the practical aspect of class
and make a terrible twosome with Mr Todd when you
aren't distracted by others—as you've proven during
Miss Morrell's duel which did not make me laugh at
all
—but more  importantly, you're a good kid with a
flair for words and an even better knack for people.
Your friends are very lucky.

Have a great summer, all of you– and try not get into
too much trouble; I will be disappointed if I will have
to make do without your stellar manure-shoveling skills
this coming year. :)


                                       
                                       Professor Donovan


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