Connor Todd’s Yearbook

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Connor Todd’s Yearbook

on September 07, 2014, 09:30:10 PM



PROPERTY
of
  Connor AWESOME Todd 


[ GAMING CLUB, HOGWARTS HOWLER ]
and
BEST SMILE, MOST LAZY, MOST LIKELY TO CAUSE A
DISASTER,
LIVE IN DETENTION, & HAVE SEVEN KIDS

with biggest PEEN
Yearbook and messages rated [M] for characteristic vulgarity. ♥
Last Edit: September 09, 2014, 01:59:11 PM by Connor Todd

Re: Connor Todd’s Yearbook

Reply #1 on September 07, 2014, 09:42:30 PM

You lied about your middle name for all these years???? How can we be together if you don't trust me Connor? What will that do to our 7 children?

You and your glorious ass are going to have an equally glorious summer, filled with time spent with me! I'll distract you from the loss of that bloody psycho potions teacher and everything because I'm SUCH a good friend. Maybe grow a bit but otherwise don't change because you're awesome the way you are.

Bastian (your TRUE LOVE)

Re: Connor Todd’s Yearbook

Reply #2 on September 07, 2014, 09:43:52 PM

M: for some sexual language in the hidden message.
Connor "Lazy, best smile, most likely to have seven kids" Todd,

Be careful not to gyrate too much this summer, lest you return to Hogwarts with arthritic hips.

And yes, the campsite is by a lake. I think you know what to wear. (Your most revealing scrote tote, obviously.)

Juni
Last Edit: September 07, 2014, 09:59:21 PM by Juni Zamperia

Re: Connor Todd’s Yearbook

Reply #3 on September 08, 2014, 12:33:27 PM

Little shite #1,

Yer levels of obnoxiousness only rival mine. I'm down with that... I can even respect it,
but ye keep yer sleazy, perverted lil' self away from pretty, lovely lil' lasses, aye?

(Watch out for Di Luca.)

Ta,                                                                               
Phillip                                                                     
Last Edit: September 09, 2014, 01:26:03 PM by Phillip Kinsey

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Reply #5 on September 08, 2014, 07:51:37 PM

Conner,

I can't count the number of times this year that I've wanted to die of embarrassment in your presence. By which I mean, I hope you enjoy your summer. Especially your alone time. I trust you'll indulge in your months away from the Hospital Hut at the very least.

Stay safe, and by that, I mean stay away from thoughts of di Luca before she blasts off something you can't grow back. I'd say try not to get in trouble but we both know how unlikely that is.
- Alvis

Re: Connor Todd’s Yearbook

Reply #7 on September 12, 2014, 09:29:21 PM

Connor,

I haven’t forgotten about camping or the water park! I’ll remind Esther what that means, but she’s very clever. (Don’t worry, Raine hasn’t destroyed your name. I know you’re still lovely and a wonderful friend for posting reminders where people can see them.) I’m so glad you’re my yoga buddy. You’re the stretchiest person I know, but I’m not just glad because of that! You’re hilarious and even when you’re getting detention, you make people laugh, so it’s ok. Don’t forget your sun salutation... or me!

Namaste,
Lua



P.S. Don’t squash that tin with the yeti on the lid that someone shoved on top of your trunk. It’s brownies for you!
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