The Hogwarts Staff

Who is the most…

Intimidating: McGonagall
Eccentric: Jowd, the nutter
Muggle-tolerant: Trishna, ugh
Fashion-forward: Di Luca
Fashion-backward: Strangely
Strict: Storm
Inspiring: Di Luca
Approachable: Hooch even when her class is rubbish.
Enthusiastic: Strangely unfortunately
Patient: Healer Nagde
Stoic: Storm
Secretive: Morgan, as all true Slytherins should be
Good-looking: Di Luca
BADASS: Di Luca


Most Likely to...

Experience classroom disasters and disruptions: Hughes, in my experience
Lock troublesome students in the Room of Requirement Banishment!: None of them. The purpose of punishment is deprivation. Why on earth would they seal a person into a room that gives them anything they need?
Lock themselves in the Staff Room: ...
Release all of the House Elves, and order the first-years to take their place: Whoever it is would be getting a stern letter of disapproval from my mother.
Be the next to get arrested: Jowd
Be the next to get married: Morgan
Always stay single: Woodward, hopefully
Lecture students about their uniforms: Storm. And rightfully so.
Go on vacation this summer and choose to stay there: Strangely
Charm the Headmistress (without using magic): Trishna must have done something to get that awful numbers business taught in schools.
Participate in student pranks, games, food fights: Ugh, hopefully none of them.
Hand out the most detentions: Storm
Offer a shoulder to cry on: If one were weak enough to cry, why would you subject yourself to further embarrassment by doing so on another's clothes?
Give Students Bad Advice: Trishna
...on purpose: Hughes
Give Students Good Advice: Di Luca
Assign too much homework: No such thing.
Let a student get away with murder: Wright. She's the Hufflepuff head, yes?
Hide a monster in the school: Morgan, provided that 'monster' here means 'snake.'
Get promoted: Hm...
Wind up in the Hospital Hut: Jowd
Trip on Their own Robes: Biladeau-Yukawa

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Students

Understanding the Present! Most Likely to...

Spend the most days in the Hospital Hut: An idiot. So, Hughes.
Cause a disaster: Ugh, Hughes again. Such an utter fool.
Pull a prank: I'm not writing his name anymore. The little toad doesn't deserve the attention.
Live in detention: Every Gryffindor in my year.
Earn points: Me. And Sellaphix, I suppose.
Lose points: Every Hufflepuff in my year.
Win a debate: Sellaphix. Though if I had a voice...
Crush on someone new each week: That Hufflepuff girl with the glasses. The one that did the pumpkin-thing. Whatever her name is.
Crush on a teacher: Aoife Moffett
Break your heart: Lupin. He didn't go out with that pumpkin girl, now did he?
Backstab a friend: Any Slytherin worth her salt.
Be out after curfew: Me, if the prefects don't stop using bloody Latin for the passwords.
Splinch themselves apparating: An idiot.
Fall off their broom: NOT ME. Probably that idiot Hufflepuff fourth-year who had to take remedials with us.


Most…

Like a Gryffindor: Lupin
Like a Hufflepuff: Fish-girl
Like a Ravenclaw: The all-in-white prefect
Like a Slytherin: Me.
Outspoken: Share
Loyal friend: Ugh.
Fearsome foe: No one's a match for me. But Dylanis may be close.
Unlucky: Moffett.
Rabid Quidditch fan: Gryffindor's seeker. "Rabid" being the key word.
Pure of heart: There is no such thing.
Mean-spirited: Hmph.
Unlikely couple: I honestly could care less. Don't you have better things to waste brain power on?
Likely couple: See above.
Cynical: It's called being sensible.
Friendly: Lupin. For whatever reason.
Gullible: Hughes and all the Hufflepuffs.
Dramatic: Moffett
Brainy: Sellaphix
Competitive: Me. The rest can't hope to keep up.
Lazy: The Gryffindors
Romantic: Fools.
Popular:
Involved in school activities:
Changed since last year:


Best…

Couple: Ugh.
Friendship: UGH.
Duelist: Me.
Dressed: Me.
Leader: Me.
Looking: Me.
Personality: Me. Honestly, it's not even a competition. I'm clearly superior.
Musician:
Eyes:
Hair: Share
Smile: ...Lupin.
Figure:


Predicting the Future! Most Likely to…

Become the Minister of Magic: Deborah Clarencieux
Become the Next Head Boy: Whitman
Become the Next Head Girl: Clarencieux
Become a Pro-Quidditch player: Gracie Slant
Become an Auror: Roland Dylanis
Become a Reporter: Dessa Share
Become a Wrock Star: Some drop-out.
Become a Healer: Ravenclaw's pretty white prefect.
Become an Unspeakable: Blackwell
Become a Potioneer:
Become a Socialite: St. James, obviously
Become a Bum: Hughes.
Become a Werewolf: Lupin
Work in the Muggle world: Perish the thought.
Work for werewolf rights: Lupin again
Design clothes:
Get rich: Those not already gifted with wealth are unlikely to come into it, unless they marry well above their station.
Travel:
Marry a 'Creature' (vampire, werewolf, goblin, hag, veela, etc): Some utter dolt. So probably Hughes.
Have seven kids: Moffett
Get thrown in Azkaban: Dylanis
Lurk in Knockturn:
Get Ten OWLs or NEWTs: Sellaphix
Fail all their exams: Hughes
Come face to face with a Dementor:
...and live to tell the tale:
Live with their parents:
Be on the cover of Witch Weekly:
Be on the cover of Runwitch magazine:
Be on the cover of The Daily Prophet:
Save the world: Feh.
Buy a haunted house:

The parchment submitted to the Yearbook committee looks to be filled out by two participants. The original writing is neat and elegant and easily associated with Cadance Bulstrode, the second is a heavy, scratched looking hand that seems rushed in a dark ink.

The Hogwarts Staff

Who is the most…

Intimidating:I've heard Professor Storm is still as Intimidating as ever - I swear that's guy's actually a ghoul in a really good disillusionment spell
Eccentric: Professors Hughes, Kesali and Trishna all have their endearing eccentricities - Endearing my ass, those blokes are weird!
Muggle-tolerant: I suppose one would have to be in order to teach a subject like Muggle Studies - a subject they should just drop and be done with
Fashion-forward: Professor Di Luca is certainly a well dressed woman - who's look can kill, has anyone heard of a witch/basilisk hybrid 'cause I think we found one
Fashion-backward: If we're speaking Haute Couture most of the male staff seem to be obvious - with Morgan as the obvious exception meow!
Strict: Every Professor has the right to command their classroom as they see fit - Professor Storm just gets it done right, bloke's from Durmstrang, they know how to be Strict!
Inspiring: Professor Strangely has a wonderful green thumb - and Professor Storm likely knows a hundred ways to kill a man without speaking a word
Approachable: Professor Morgan is a very Approachable Head of House - even if he doesn't give a rat's ass about the students
Enthusiastic: Professor Fern does seem the type doesn't she? - She's probably got some kind of 'special herb' stash that makes her that way
Patient: Any person that chooses teaching as a Professor has to have patience - And a touch of madness
Stoic: - who in the bloody hell is Zeno?
Secretive: All adults should be secretive, it would be improper to be too open with their students - or you know, Morgan
Good-looking: A betrothed woman should not entertain such folly - Don't make me gag
BADASS: - Donovan, I mean c'mon, the woman won't even hide that she's a werewolf


Most Likely to...

Experience classroom disasters and disruptions: - you know this is a magical school right? Disasters are practically part of the curriculum
Lock troublesome students in the Room of Requirement Banishment!: No Professor would stoop to such a level - Di Luca
Lock themselves in the Staff Room: That seems near impossible considering the amount of magical talent one must have in order to teach at Hogwart - Hughes, the dimwit
Release all of the House Elves, and order the first-years to take their place: - I have mentioned that Di Luca's evil, haven't I?
Be the next to get arrested: I refused to believe any of the Professor would find themselves in such peril - Morgan
Be the next to get married: I do believe the grapevine has spoken of marriage between Professor Morgan and the former Professor Vaillancourt - ugh marriage
Always stay single: That would be their prerogative and non of our business - Woodward, I mean, he's a bloody Lion for Merlin's Sake!
Lecture students about their uniforms: Every Professor should make sure students are adhering to the proper dress code - MacGonagall's quite the hardass, she'd be all over that
Go on vacation this summer and choose to stay there: - Professor's come and go in the place every other week, how would this be any different?
Charm the Headmistress (without using magic): Every Lady deserves to be wooed - Gag Me!
Participate in student pranks, games, food fights: That would be rather unprofessional of them - Hughes, who didn't see that coming?
Hand out the most detentions: I would not know, I've never had a detention - Di Luca, she hands them out like they're poisoned sugar pops
Offer a shoulder to cry on: Councillor Biladeau-Yukawa has been stationed at the school for precisely this reason - 'cause this school is filled with weak ass whiners
Give Students Bad Advice: I doubt any would do so on purpose - Hughes
...on purpose:  oh I see - Storm, Durmstrung, 'nuff said
Give Students Good Advice: Once again that task would fall to Councillor Biladeau-Yukawa
Assign too much homework: Professor's only assign as much Homework as is required by their class - Storm, why do you think I dropped that class?
Let a student get away with murder: I shudder to think - Hughes 'cause he wouldn't know any better, Storm 'cause he was in on it
Hide a monster in the school: Aren't most magical creatures considered Monsters, which would make Professor Donovan this most likely candidate - did we just agree on something?
Get promoted: While I highly doubt Professor MacGonagall will be going anywhere any time soon as Deputy Headmaster Professor Storm is the most likely candidate - No one gets promoted at this school, they all just leave dead or alive
Wind up in the Hospital Hut: I don't believe it was the intention of this question but doesn't Madame Nagde live there? - There's only so many times you can play with fire before you burned, you know, just a matter of time before Donovan ends up there
Trip on Their own Robes: Seems a Highly unlikely scenario given how easy a hemming charm is - Hughes, again the dimwit

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Students

Understanding the Present! Most Likely to...

Spend the most days in the Hospital Hut: Philip Kinsey does seem the type - how many full months are in a school year? that's at least ten days Trumble's gonna be stuck in there
Cause a disaster: Poor Figaro does seem to be quite unlucky - and a complete dolt
Pull a prank: I wouldn't know - Kinsey hands down
Live in detention: Again I wouldn't know - Sellaphix or Kinsey
Earn points: There are many bright witches in our year that do quite well - and Clarencieux's rather insufferable about it
Lose points: There aren't many Slytherin's that lose points and to be honest I don't pay much mind to the other houses - Sellaphix, Kinsey, Bevans, Piselli should lose points just for showing up with that dreadful hair
Win a debate: Slant or Dimbleby - and they're both just as likely to hex you to ensure it
Crush on someone new each week:- that horrible fourth year that dated Tawse
Crush on a teacher: - see above
Break your heart: My cousin has gotten rather adept at such - he's gotten rather adept at whoring himself around as well
Backstab a friend: What a horrible thing to do - Whitman
Be out after curfew: Prefects because that's their job - and half of the Slytherin Upper years
Splinch themselves apparating: Nasty business that - wasn't there a second year that splinched Storm's arm off?
Fall off their broom: Anyone beyond their first year should have adequate enough skill on a broom - Sellaphix seems clumsy enough


Most…

Like a Gryffindor: Raine Almasy - no one in this school is brave
Like a Hufflepuff: Micah Gallagher - what the heck is a Hufflepuff?
Like a Ravenclaw: Sasha Schlagenweit -these are stupid, you wouldn't be in the house if you weren't supposed to be
Like a Slytherin: Jordyn Dimbleby - Whitman
Outspoken: Figaro - Blackwell, just try walking into a room in last year's fashion
Loyal friend: You'll scoff, but Xavier - who's still just as likely to betray as befriend you
Fearsome foe: Thankfully I've never been unfortunate enough to find out - Me!
Unlucky: I suppose being turned into a werewolf by one's own father is rather unlucky - we're the unlucky ones that the werewolf ban was lifted
Rabid Quidditch fan: Gracie Slant - who the bloody hell cares about Quidditch?
Pure of heart: Poppy Finnigan - those who look pure are usually the most devious
Mean-spirited: - Whitman
Unlikely couple: Alexandra Carstairs and Theo Whitman - seriously though, what the feck?
Likely couple: Charles Whitman and Myself - double gag me
Cynical:= - Whitman or Blackwell
Friendly: Neely Woolfolk - if you're pretty, well dressed and come from a well to do family
Gullible: - Gallagher, though I could say that about any of those bloody huffles
Dramatic: Bran Blackwell is the head of the Drama Club - and the biggest Drama Queen this school has seen those fourth year huffles don't know drama
Brainy: Sasha Schlagenweit is rather intelligent - at the expense of anything you could call a personality
Competitive: Anyone on a Quidditch Team? - and anyone in Slytherin
Lazy: - Bevans, is there really another way to answer this?
Romantic: Charles Whitman - the prat doesn't know romance from a blast ended skrewt
Popular: Neely Woolfolk - if you're pretty, well dressed and come from a well to do family
Involved in school activities: - people actually want more out of this school than to just graduate?
Changed since last year: Xavier's stopped hurting himself - seriously though that kid needs to see a shrink


Best…

Couple: Charles Whitman and Myself - how do you write out the sound of vomiting?
Friendship: Xavier Tawse and Myself - it's more of an obligation
Duelist: Paolo Rossi was the head of the Dueling Club last I heard - time to join the Dueling club
Dressed: Neely Woolfolk - everyone looks the same in these drab uniforms they force us all into
Leader: Bran Blackwell does has quite the following - baaaaaaaaa
Looking: Charles Whitman - if you like that sort of thing
Personality: - we're teenagers, no one has a good personality
Musician: - again teenagers, no one knows what music is
Eyes: Charles Whitman - green eyes are better
Hair: Charles Whitman - Raine Almasy
Smile: Charles Whitman - Wentworth
Figure: Charles Whitman - Jordyn is rather curvy


Predicting the Future! Most Likely to…

Become the Minister of Magic: - we're doomed if any of this lot get the post
Become the Next Head Boy: Theo Whitman - may Merlin have mercy on us
Become the Next Head Girl: Deborah Clarencieux - yawn
Become a Pro-Quidditch player: Gracie Slant - really, how hard is it to throw some balls around?
Become an Auror: Joshua Harcroft - 'cause Daddy will say so
Become a Reporter: While I don't think it will be for the best Figaro Sellaphix does seem to have a knack for - and he'll be great at the Quibbler
Become a Wrock Star: I'm not really sure if any are aspiring to such - Kinsey seems like he's got the sex and drugs part down
Become a Healer: Deborah Clarencieux - or the albino, I think she wants to heal things
Become an Unspeakable:
Become a Potioneer:
Become a Socialite: Neely Woolfolk - please just not me
Become a Bum: Well that's rude - Kinsey's already down on his luck isn't he?
Become a Werewolf: That's just in poor taste - anyone willing to get too close to Trumble most like
Work in the Muggle world: Sasha Schlagenweit - and good riddance
Work for werewolf rights: Zel Trumble - they need rights? Really? It's not like we hunt them down like dogs or anything
Design clothes: Neely Woolfolk - 'cause really what else would she be good at?
Get rich: Xavier inherits Grandfather's fortune as soon as he graduate - lucky bastard
Travel: Most of our year it like to travel after graduation - Especially me!
Marry a 'Creature' (vampire, werewolf, goblin, hag, veela, etc): I suppose a Veela wouldn't be horrible but the rest? - who the feck wants to get married at all?
Have seven kids: If I'm lucky enough . . . -  it's not a clown car you know?!
Get thrown in Azkaban: I don't think anyone in our year is capable of doing something that would warrant them going to Azkaban - unless Tawse doesn't smarten up
Lurk in Knockturn: If I'm not mistaken Sellaphix Apothecary is located in Knockturn - I wouldn't care where it is so long as I have the freedom to lurk
Get Ten OWLs or NEWTs: Sasha Schlagenweit - will tie with Clarencieux
Fail all their exams: - How did Sellaphix get past his OWLs
Come face to face with a Dementor: Unless you're an Auror this shouldn't be an issue - Slant or Almasy, they just go looking for trouble those two
...and live to tell the tale: Isn't Expecto Patronum an expected spell to know after the Second Wizarding War - more than I'd like
Live with their parents: Anyone is has yet to be married - and can't find a way to get their asses out on their own
Be on the cover of Witch Weekly: Julian St James - why do people even read that trash
Be on the cover of Runwitch magazine: Neely Woolfolk - again trash
Be on the cover of The Daily Prophet: - is this something to aspire to?
Save the world: - can't we just leave that to Harry Potter again? Hasn't he already done it twice?
Buy a haunted house: I doubt any respectable Realtor would actually sell a Haunted house - seems like something Canterbury would be into

The Hogwarts Staff

Who is the most…

Intimidating:    Mr Morgan, but in a good way!
Eccentric:            Professor Hughes
Muggle-tolerant:  Who cares?
Fashion-forward:     Professor Di Luca
Fashion-backward:   I couldn't possibly say
Strict:       Professors Di Luca and Storm are quite strict. It's lovely. ♥
Inspiring:     Professor Di Luca
Approachable:  Professor Donovan and Counselor Biladeau-Yukawa
Enthusiastic:       Professor Hughes, Professor Donovan, and Professor Strangely
Patient:  Professor Donovan is pretty patient with Bastian, Connor and Casey.
Stoic:  Professor Storm
Secretive:        Professor Di Luca and Mr Morgan!
Good-looking:   Professor Di Luca, Mr Morgan, and Professor Donovan. They are all gorgeous.
BADASS:  Professor Di Luca, Professor Donovan and Professor McGonagall. Anyone who nominates the caretaker should rethink that because A) there is nothing impressive about being stuck as an animal, and B) he's a caretaker.

Most Likely to...

Experience classroom disasters and disruptions:  Anyone with Connor, Bastian, Kelvin and Ambrose in their class
Lock troublesome students in the Room of Requirement Banishment!:     Professors Di Luca and Storm would sooner have us do something useful, I'm sure
Lock themselves in the Staff Room:     I can't help but notice the caretaker lacks thumbs~
Release all of the House Elves, and order the first-years to take their place:   Storm. He makes the rest of us do dreadful things. ):
Be the next to get arrested:     Professor Kesali, the poor man
Be the next to get married:        I think Professor Di Luca has other things on her mind, so... Professor Donovan
Always stay single:   Anyone who isn't Professor Di Luca, Professor Donovan, or Mr Morgan
Lecture students about their uniforms:      Professor Donovan is quite strict about lacking one's gear.
Go on vacation this summer and choose to stay there:  Professor Kesali. He hasn't seemed quite like himself since winter. ):
Charm the Headmistress (without using magic):   Oh Merlin, ew!
Participate in student pranks, games, food fights:        Professors Hughes and Donovan seem like the type  much too professional for that.
Hand out the most detentions:   Professor Di Luca
Offer a shoulder to cry on:       Professor Hughes and Professor Donovan. But um, I wouldn't.
Give Students Bad Advice:    Professor Hughes
...on purpose:   They would never
Give Students Good Advice:     Mr Morgan ♥
Assign too much homework:  Professor Storm
Let a student get away with murder:  Mr Morgan is quite nice!
Hide a monster in the school:      Professor Donovan
Get promoted:  Professor Storm and the headmistress will be here forever, so... no
Wind up in the Hospital Hut:    Professor Donovan
Trip on Their own Robes:  Professor Fern

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Students

Understanding the Present! Most Likely to...

Spend the most days in the Hospital Hut:      Kelvin and Ambrose
Cause a disaster:      Connor and Kelvin
Pull a prank:     Connor and Bastian
Live in detention:  Connor, Bastian, Kelvin and Ambrose
Earn points:    Me ♥
Lose points:   Connor, Ambrose, and Bastian
Win a debate:      Juni, Bastian or me~
Crush on someone new each week:   Considering the staff turnover rate... Connor
Crush on a teacher:  Don't get Connor started on Professor Di Luca, because then Bastian will get started on Professor Donovan, too
Break your heart:       Bastian. And I mean that in the best way. ♥
Backstab a friend:  Ayla Collins and Winnie Oliver
Be out after curfew:  Connor
Splinch themselves apparating:     Ambrose
Fall off their broom:  Erin Dark. I hear people would love to send bludgers her way, for a number of reasons~


Most…

Like a Gryffindor:  Lua
Like a Hufflepuff:      Verity Bell
Like a Ravenclaw:   Juni, Kelvin and Connor
Like a Slytherin:   Jordyn Dimbleby, Theo Whitman and Bran Blackwell
Outspoken:    Bastian and Connor
Loyal friend:      Bastian and Lua
Fearsome foe:   Theo Whitman
Unlucky:  Kelvin and Ambrose
Rabid Quidditch fan:      Connor
Pure of heart:   Lua ♥
Mean-spirited:     Winnie Oliver. She made someone cry.
Unlikely couple:  Ayla Collins and sophistication
Likely couple:          Bastian and Connor
Cynical:     Juni
Friendly:  Lua and Bastian
Gullible:      Erin Dark
Dramatic:      Bastian and Poppy
Brainy:    Intelligent:   Me
Competitive:      Me!
Lazy:     Bastian and Connor
Romantic:        Poppy and Lua
Popular:     Me
Involved in school activities:  Theo Whitman
Changed since last year:      Zel Trumble wasn't a werewolf last year, was he?


Best…

Couple:     Casey and Alvis
Friendship:         Anyone friends with me, obviously
Duelist:   Me!
Dressed:       Bastian and I, of course
Leader:     me    Bran Blackwell and Theo Whitman ♥
Looking:       Bastian and I
Personality:       All of my friends ♥
Musician:  Bran Blackwell
Eyes:      Mine ♥
Hair:    Mine, of course. ♥♥
Smile:         Bastian has a beautiful smile.
Figure:    Mine and Bastian's. We are the prettiest.


Predicting the Future! Most Likely to…

Become the Minister of Magic:  Theo Whitman
Become the Next Head Boy:    Theo Whitman
Become the Next Head Girl:      Jordyn Dimbleby, and then me
Become a Pro-Quidditch player: 
Become an Auror:   No one of our year
Become a Reporter:     Bastian! And he would be amazing at it. ♥
Become a Wrock Star:       That seventh year who nearly lost his legs
Become a Healer:         Jordyn Dimbleby
Become an Unspeakable:  Hmm...
Become a Potioneer:     Theo Whitman. He's President of the Potions Club!
Become a Socialite:    Poppy
Become a Bum:        Connor
Become a Werewolf:        Winnie Oliver
Work in the Muggle world:  Lua, maybe?
Work for werewolf rights:      Lua has a very big heart!
Design clothes:    Poppy
Get rich:  Poppy!
Travel:      Bastian and I
Marry a 'Creature' (vampire, werewolf, goblin, hag, veela, etc):    Connor, or Bevans (ew)
Have seven kids:       Connor
Get thrown in Azkaban:      Connor, for indecent exposure
Lurk in Knockturn:     Ayla Collins and Winnie Oliver, looking for boyfriends
Get Ten OWLs or NEWTs:     Me
Fail all their exams:   I suppose Ambrose, but now that he's dating Cyhirae...
Come face to face with a Dementor:       Gracie Slant and Raine Almasy are quite reckless, aren't they?
...and live to tell the tale:    Gracie Slant and Raine Almasy
Live with their parents:     Connor
Be on the cover of Witch Weekly:        Theo Whitman or Julian St. James ♥
Be on the cover of Runwitch magazine:    Me—or Bastian (:
Be on the cover of The Daily Prophet:    Me, or Juni or Lua—or Connor, for getting into trouble
Save the world:   Lua!
Buy a haunted house:      Ligeia Canterbury. Or Connor.

The Hogwarts Staff

Who is the most…

Intimidating: Storm I guess. I ain't scared of him or anything, but I guess others are.
Eccentric: Hughes I guess. He's weird enough
Muggle-tolerant: The Muggle Studies professor, duh
Fashion-forward: Why would you think I'd know that?
Fashion-backward: See above
Strict: Ugh... Storm. [There is a rather rude comment scratched out hastily here]
Inspiring: Tulo. She's amazin'
Approachable: Em... I hear [Maiko's name is badly mutilated and crossed out here] the counselor is nice and all.
Enthusiastic: Hughes. He's like obssessed with teaching. It's really weird.
Patient: I heard Fern is
Stoic: ??
Secretive: Morgan. I don't trust him. It ain't got to do with him being a Slytherin or nothing...
Good-looking: [Drawing of someone with their head in a toilet]
BADASS: Totally the Lion man. Hands down. Why would you even bother asking?


Most Likely to...

Experience classroom disasters and disruptions:
Lock troublesome students in the Room of Requirement Banishment!: Di Luca. I heard she 'killed' Linus so I wouldn't be surprised.
Lock themselves in the Staff Room: Fern
Release all of the House Elves, and order the first-years to take their place: Storm
Be the next to get arrested: Di Luca... I hope
Be the next to get married: Why are you trying to make me think of that?
Always stay single: All of them!
Lecture students about their uniforms:
Go on vacation this summer and choose to stay there:
Charm the Headmistress (without using magic):
Participate in student pranks, games, food fights: Hughes
Hand out the most detentions: Storm
Offer a shoulder to cry on: Tulo
Give Students Bad Advice:
...on purpose:
Give Students Good Advice: Tulo
Assign too much homework: Storm
Let a student get away with murder: Fern
Hide a monster in the school:
Get promoted: Di Luca
Wind up in the Hospital Hut: Tulo. She lives there...
Trip on Their own Robes:

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Students

Understanding the Present! Most Likely to...

Spend the most days in the Hospital Hut: Linus
Cause a disaster: Drea
Pull a prank: Um ME... But I guess Phillip cuz we can't vote on ourselves yeah?
Live in detention: Mairead!!
Earn points: Ugh... Irene.
Lose points: Lucy Matthews
Win a debate: Irene
Crush on someone new each week: Bevans
Crush on a teacher: EW
Break your heart: Dahlia No one can break my heart.
Backstab a friend: None of my friends
Be out after curfew: Bevans maybe?
Splinch themselves apparating: Irene (hopefully)
Fall off their broom: Ditto


Most…

Like a Gryffindor: Harcroft  (Charles) I guess cuz he's like brave and shite.
Like a Hufflepuff: Pienas, she's gobby
Like a Ravenclaw: Philo. He seems smart and all.
Like a Slytherin: I don't know any Slytherins that well.
Outspoken: Mai
Loyal friend: Lupin
Fearsome foe: .... Mai.
Unlucky: Linus
Rabid Quidditch fan: ME!
Pure of heart: [It's about here that the things are left blank except for a few. Instead, there are a bunch of sketches.]
Mean-spirited:
Unlikely couple:
Likely couple: [A rudimentary sketch of Fern riding on the back of Woodward here, though it is not clear if it has anything to do with the question]
Cynical:
Friendly:
Gullible:
Dramatic: [There is a sketch of Irene wailing as Keegan zaps her with a wand]
Brainy: Serenity
Competitive: Mai
Lazy: Me
Romantic:
Popular: Kinsey
Involved in school activities:
Changed since last year: Me... Mostly


Best…

Couple: 
Friendship: Me and Mai.
Duelist:
Dressed:
Leader:[There is a big X drawn through these questions and a doodle of two piles of poop with a No smoking sign drawn over top. Clear signaling the levels of shite that Keegan gives]
Looking: [A 'Da' was written here and then hastily scratched out]
Personality:
Musician:
Eyes:
Hair:
Smile:
Figure: [These are all scratched out angrily]


Predicting the Future! Most Likely to…

Become the Minister of Magic: [The remainder of the page is left blank as Keegan has lost interest]
Become the Next Head Boy:
Become the Next Head Girl:
Become a Pro-Quidditch player:
Become an Auror:
Become a Reporter:
Become a Wrock Star:
Become a Healer:
Become an Unspeakable:
Become a Potioneer:
Become a Socialite:
Become a Bum:
Become a Werewolf:
Work in the Muggle world:
Work for werewolf rights:
Design clothes:
Get rich:
Travel:
Marry a 'Creature' (vampire, werewolf, goblin, hag, veela, etc):
Have seven kids:
Get thrown in Azkaban:
Lurk in Knockturn:
Get Ten OWLs or NEWTs:
Fail all their exams:
Come face to face with a Dementor:
...and live to tell the tale:
Live with their parents:
Be on the cover of Witch Weekly:
Be on the cover of Runwitch magazine:
Be on the cover of The Daily Prophet:
Save the world:
Buy a haunted house:

The Hogwarts Staff

Who is the most…

Intimidating:  Di Luca and St    uh
Eccentric:
Muggle-tolerant:
Fashion-forward:  um, Professor Donovan, Di Luca and Fern look nice?
Fashion-backward:
Strict:       St    Di Lu      I shouldn't
Inspiring:  Professor McGonagall and Donovan are pretty amazing
Approachable:    Hughes, Donovan and Strangely
Enthusiastic:        Hughes, Donovan and Strangely
Patient:    Prof Donovan and Strangely
Stoic:      Professor Storm and Mr Morgan
Secretive:  Prof Storm
Good-looking:    Prof Donovan
BADASS:     Professors McGonagall and Donovan


Most Likely to...

Experience classroom disasters and disruptions:
Lock troublesome students in the Room of Requirement Banishment!:
Lock themselves in the Staff Room:
Release all of the House Elves, and order the first-years to take their place:
Be the next to get arrested:
Be the next to get married:    Prof Donovan??
Always stay single:   uh
Lecture students about their uniforms:
Go on vacation this summer and choose to stay there:
Charm the Headmistress (without using magic):
Participate in student pranks, games, food fights:   Prof Don   Prof Hughes    Donovan
Hand out the most detentions:  Prof Di Luca
Offer a shoulder to cry on:     Prof Hughes
Give Students Bad Advice:
...on purpose:
Give Students Good Advice:      Professor Storm
Assign too much homework:
Let a student get away with murder:
Hide a monster in the school:    Prof Donovan
Get promoted:
Wind up in the Hospital Hut:
Trip on Their own Robes:

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Students

Understanding the Present! Most Likely to...

Spend the most days in the Hospital Hut:   Phillip
Cause a disaster:  Fig
Pull a prank:       Phillip
Live in detention:   
Earn points:   Verity
Lose points:      Fig
Win a debate:    Whitman
Crush on someone new each week:  Fig
Crush on a teacher:
Break your heart:
Backstab a friend:
Be out after curfew:  Phillip
Splinch themselves apparating:      Fig
Fall off their broom:              Ji-Hyun or Valerie  (:


Most…

Like a Gryffindor:  Valerie and Raine Almasy
Like a Hufflepuff:     Ji-Hyun, Zel, Elysia and Verity
Like a Ravenclaw:   
Like a Slytherin:   Whitman and Dimbleby
Outspoken:   Fig and Phillip
Loyal friend:  Ji-Hyun and Valerie
Fearsome foe:       Theo Whitman
Unlucky:    Phillip seems pretty unlucky this year...
Rabid Quidditch fan:     Fig
Pure of heart:  Ji-Hyun
Mean-spirited:     Whitman
Unlikely couple:      Theo and J 
Likely couple:  Theo and Alex
Cynical:    Alex
Friendly:     Ji-Hyun
Gullible:     ):
Dramatic:
Brainy:   Verity
Competitive:     Gracie
Lazy:  Connor Todd from fourth
Romantic:
Popular:     Raine Almasy? Gracie?
Involved in school activities:    Theo Whitman
Changed since last year:


Best…

Couple:
Friendship:  Ji-Hyun and me
Duelist:     Gracie
Dressed:
Leader:    W     Theo
Looking:    um
Personality:    Ji-Hyun and Valerie are pretty great (:
Musician:
Eyes: 
Hair:
Smile:     Ji-Hyun
Figure:  El     Ver


Predicting the Future! Most Likely to…

Become the Minister of Magic:  Whitman
Become the Next Head Boy:    Whitman
Become the Next Head Girl:      Verity or Jordan Dimbleby
Become a Pro-Quidditch player:   Nicholas Bevans
Become an Auror:    Almasy?
Become a Reporter:   Fig
Become a Wrock Star: Phillip
Become a Healer:     Verity
Become an Unspeakable:   Gracie?
Become a Potioneer:  Phillip or Whitman
Become a Socialite:
Become a Bum:  Fig
Become a Werewolf:      no
Work in the Muggle world:   Verity
Work for werewolf rights:    Verity
Design clothes:  Bran Blackwell or Neely Woolfolk
Get rich:
Travel:     Alex?
Marry a 'Creature' (vampire, werewolf, goblin, hag, veela, etc):    Nicholas or Connor
Have seven kids:    Nicholas or Connor Todd
Get thrown in Azkaban: 
Lurk in Knockturn:
Get Ten OWLs or NEWTs:   Whitman?
Fail all their exams:
Come face to face with a Dementor:  Valerie
...and live to tell the tale:  Valerie
Live with their parents:    Fig (sorry man)
Be on the cover of Witch Weekly:
Be on the cover of Runwitch magazine:
Be on the cover of The Daily Prophet:      Verity
Save the world:    Verity
Buy a haunted house: Ligeia Canterbury

The Hogwarts Staff

Who is the most…

Intimidating: Professor Storm or Morgan
Eccentric: Tulojow Nagde
Muggle-tolerant: Callum Asher?
Fashion-forward: Landis Morgan
Fashion-backward: Professor Storm or McGonagall; even if she pulls off the stuffy old robes.
Strict: Professor Storm
Inspiring: Professor Strangely
Approachable: Professor Fern. Rawr
Enthusiastic: Professor Adelebert Hughes
Patient: Professor Strangely
Stoic: Professor Storm
Secretive: Professor Lucrezia Di Luca
Good-looking: Professor Edolie Fern
BADASS: Landis Morgan. Or Felinus Woodward


Most Likely to...

Experience classroom disasters and disruptions: Professor Shona Donovan
Lock troublesome students in the Room of Requirement Banishment!: Professor Storm
Lock themselves in the Staff Room: Professor Adelebert Hughes
Release all of the House Elves, and order the first-years to take their place: Professor William Smythe
Be the next to get arrested: Professor Storm please
Be the next to get married: Landis Morgan, right? Or Professor Tapendra Trishna
Always stay single: Professor Storm...
Lecture students about their uniforms: Xiomara Hooch. At least on the field
Go on vacation this summer and choose to stay there: Counselor Biladeau-Yukawa
Charm the Headmistress (without using magic): Professor Benjamin Pattershaw
Participate in student pranks, games, food fights: Professor Adelebert Hughes
Hand out the most detentions: Professor Storm
Offer a shoulder to cry on: Tulojow Nagde
Give Students Bad Advice: Professor Callum Asher
...on purpose: Landis Morgan
Give Students Good Advice: Xiomara Hooch
Assign too much homework: Professor William Smythe
Let a student get away with murder: Professor Di Luca
Hide a monster in the school: Uh... Professor Shona Donovan
Get promoted: Professor Storm was, right?
Wind up in the Hospital Hut: Tulojow Nagde! Because that’s where she works
Trip on Their own Robes: Professor Trishna. Or Professor Fern, I’d help her up.

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Students

Understanding the Present! Most Likely to...

Spend the most days in the Hospital Hut: Figaro or Phillip Kinsey
Cause a disaster: Figaro for sure
Pull a prank: Figaro or Phillip or one of those little kids
Live in detention: Connor Todd gets detention a lot, right?
Earn points: Esther Morrell
Lose points: Phillip Kinsey
Win a debate: Peyton Wentworth
Crush on someone new each week: Bran Blackwell
Crush on a teacher: Connor Todd? Winona Watson?
Break your heart: Sasha, from what I hear
Backstab a friend: Sasha...?
Be out after curfew: Most of the student body at one point or another. FIGARO Sellaphix
Splinch themselves apparating: It’d be really funny if Joshua Harcroft did
Fall off their broom: haha Neely maybe.


Most…

Like a Gryffindor: Gabriella Dagon. Lot of fire in that one
Like a Hufflepuff: Micah Gallagher or Verity Bell
Like a Ravenclaw: Petyon Wentworth
Like a Slytherin: Jordyn Dimbleby
Outspoken: Depends on the situation. Neely on fashion
Loyal friend: Jordyn
Fearsome foe: Theo Whitman
Unlucky: Camelia Lyons
Rabid Quidditch fan: Figaro Sellaphix
Pure of heart: All of Hufflepuff? Ji-Hyun Jeun
Mean-spirited: haha... Cadance Bulstrode
Unlikely couple: Jai Patil and Jordyn Dimbleby. Who knew she would settle?
Likely couple: Neely and me! Match made at Hogwarts
Cynical: Alexandra Carstairs
Friendly: Nicholas Bevans, when he wants something
Gullible: Elysia Hughes, maybe?
Dramatic: Neely
Brainy: Jordyn Dimbleby
Competitive: Gracie Slant
Lazy: Atticus Roark
Romantic: Bran Blackwell
Popular: Neely! Everyone knows her.
Involved in school activities: Ugh. Sasha?
Changed since last year: Jordyn Dimbleby; she really came out of her study shell, this year.


Best…

Couple: Neely and me!
Friendship: Neely and Jordyn (and Bran?)
Duelist: Gracie
Dressed: Neely
Leader: Ariadne Gamp
Looking: Neely
Personality: Sasha. HAHA Just kidding. Figaro
Musician: Bran. He has a voice like a... singer.
Eyes: I’m biased. Neely
Hair: Neely
Smile: Neely, duh.
Figure: Oh, man. Neely


Predicting the Future! Most Likely to…

Become the Minister of Magic: Jai Patil! Why not?
Become the Next Head Boy: Theo Whitman?
Become the Next Head Girl: Jordyn Dimbleby, hands down. I have buttons and everything.
Become a Pro-Quidditch player: Raine Almasy
Become an Auror: Harcroft
Become a Reporter:
Become a Wrock Star: Bran; he’d like that.
Become a Healer: Jordyn Dimbleby
Become an Unspeakable: Alexandra Carstairs. If looks could hex.
Become a Potioneer: People actually do that?
Become a Socialite: Neely
Become a Bum: Figaro!
Become a Werewolf: Zel. Oh, wait, already is... Linus Hughes. That kid seems prone to a lot of unlucky stuff
Work in the Muggle world: Lua Taylor
Work for werewolf rights: Valerie Crowe
Design clothes: Neely
Get rich: Neely?
Travel: Micah Gallagher
Marry a 'Creature' (vampire, werewolf, goblin, hag, veela, etc): Gabriella Dagon or Elysia Hughes
Have seven kids: Nicholas Bevans - or he’ll die trying
Get thrown in Azkaban: Xavier Tawse
Lurk in Knockturn: Alexandra Carstairs
Get Ten OWLs or NEWTs: Jordyn Dimbleby
Fail all their exams: Sasha. I don’t know, does anyone ever fail all of them?
Come face to face with a Dementor: Ligeia Canterbury. Though she might make them full of emptiness and sadness.
...and live to tell the tale: Ji-Hyun Jeun (she seems really peppy)
Live with their parents: Ji-Hyun Jeun
Be on the cover of Witch Weekly: Nicholas Bevans
Be on the cover of Runwitch magazine: Neely, yes.
Be on the cover of The Daily Prophet: Figaro
Save the world: Jordyn Dimbleby
Buy a haunted house: Zia Piselli

The Hogwarts Staff

Who is the most…

Intimidating: Storm
Eccentric: Wright
Muggle-tolerant:
Fashion-forward: Di Luca?
Fashion-backward: Professor Storm
Strict: Di Luca!
Inspiring: Donovan
Approachable: Kesali! He always tries to be open with us
Enthusiastic: Hughes
Patient: Storm
Stoic: Storm
Secretive: All of them? I don’t really ask
Good-looking: Professor Morgan, but he’s really intimidating
BADASS: Storm and McGonagall


Most Likely to...

Experience classroom disasters and disruptions: I heard Professor Storm? But that’s because it’s DADA
Lock troublesome students in the Room of Requirement Banishment!:
Lock themselves in the Staff Room: Nobody
Release all of the House Elves, and order the first-years to take their place: what
Be the next to get arrested: Di Luca nobody
Be the next to get married: Professor McGonagall
Always stay single:
Lecture students about their uniforms:
Go on vacation this summer and choose to stay there: Donovan! She’s  in charge of the summer trip
Charm the Headmistress (without using magic): Professor Storm is the deputy head?
Participate in student pranks, games, food fights:
Hand out the most detentions: Professor Di Luca
Offer a shoulder to cry on: Hughes!
Give Students Bad Advice:
...on purpose: I’m sure they wouldn’t do that. Probably. Di Luca.
Give Students Good Advice: Yukawa, she’s so great at it
Assign too much homework: All of them
Let a student get away with murder: is that literal?
Hide a monster in the school: Professor Donovan?
Get promoted: Donovan!
Wind up in the Hospital Hut: Nobody
Trip on Their own Robes:

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Students

Understanding the Present! Most Likely to...

Spend the most days in the Hospital Hut: Phillip : (
Cause a disaster: Phillip but only by accident
Pull a prank: Linus
Live in detention: Linus and Phillip
Earn points: Theo
Lose points:
Win a debate: Verity!
Crush on someone new each week: Bran
Crush on a teacher: Bran
Break your heart:
Backstab a friend: Figaro
Be out after curfew: hahaha
Splinch themselves apparating: Me
Fall off their broom: Phillip


Most…

Like a Gryffindor: Raine and Valerie
Like a Hufflepuff: Zel and Micah and Verity and Elysia
Like a Ravenclaw: Blythe and Alex
Like a Slytherin: Theo and Gracie
Outspoken: Valerie
Loyal friend: Micah
Fearsome foe: Zel and Verity
Unlucky: Phillip
Rabid Quidditch fan:
Pure of heart: Lua!
Mean-spirited: The person asking these questions
Unlikely couple: Jordyn and Jai! They’re so adorable together
Likely couple: Micah and Verity
Cynical: Alex
Friendly: Micah
Gullible:
Dramatic: Bran
Brainy: Theo and Verity
Competitive: Verity! But she just wants to do well
Lazy:
Romantic: Not Micah and Verity despite my best efforts
Popular: Everyone
Involved in school activities: Theo
Changed since last year:


Best…

Couple: Verity and Micah
Friendship: Micah and  me <3 Micah is the best friend
Duelist: Probably Gracie or Raine?
Dressed: Bran is very fashion conscious
Leader: Elysia
Looking: Theo
Personality: Micah sorry Theo
Musician: Theo
Eyes: Verity
Hair: Raine
Smile:   Valerie and Micah
Figure: Zel!


Predicting the Future! Most Likely to…

Become the Minister of Magic: Verity would be really good, if she wanted to
Become the Next Head Boy: Theo
Become the Next Head Girl: Verity and Elysia
Become a Pro-Quidditch player:
Become an Auror: Raine
Become a Reporter: Bastian and Gabriella
Become a Wrock Star: Phillip
Become a Healer: Valerie
Become an Unspeakable: Gracie
Become a Potioneer: Theo
Become a Socialite: … do people do that?
Become a Bum: Figaro
Become a Werewolf: RUDE
Work in the Muggle world: Verity
Work for werewolf rights: Valerie
Design clothes: Bran
Get rich:
Travel: Everyone going on the summer trip
Marry a 'Creature' (vampire, werewolf, goblin, hag, veela, etc): That doesn’t make sense
Have seven kids: Micah
Get thrown in Azkaban:
Lurk in Knockturn:
Get Ten OWLs or NEWTs: Theo
Fail all their exams: Me
Come face to face with a Dementor: Gracie
...and live to tell the tale: Valerie!
Live with their parents:
Be on the cover of Witch Weekly: Val!
Be on the cover of Runwitch magazine: Bran
Be on the cover of The Daily Prophet: Elysia
Save the world: Theo
Buy a haunted house: Linus

The Hogwarts Staff

Who is the most…

Intimidating: None of them
Eccentric: Kesali
Muggle-tolerant: Dad
Fashion-forward:
Fashion-backward: Jowd
Strict: Di Luca
Inspiring: Dad
Approachable: Dad
Enthusiastic: Dad
Patient: McGonigall
Stoic: Storm
Secretive: Morgan
Good-looking:
BADASS: Storm


Most Likely to...

Experience classroom disasters and disruptions: Storm
Lock troublesome students in the Room of Requirement Banishment!: Storm
Lock themselves in the Staff Room: Jowd
Release all of the House Elves, and order the first-years to take their place: Morgan
Be the next to get arrested:
Be the next to get married:Morgan. He and Vaillancourt are still together right?
Always stay single: Storm
Lecture students about their uniforms: Storm
Go on vacation this summer and choose to stay there: Hopefully Di Luca
Charm the Headmistress (without using magic):
Participate in student pranks, games, food fights:
Hand out the most detentions: Storm
Offer a shoulder to cry on: Dad
Give Students Bad Advice: Di Luca
...on purpose:
Give Students Good Advice: Dad
Assign too much homework: Di Luca
Let a student get away with murder:
Hide a monster in the school: Storm, for the next DADA class
Get promoted: Dad
Wind up in the Hospital Hut: Storm
Trip on Their own Robes: Kesali

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Students

Understanding the Present! Most Likely to...

Spend the most days in the Hospital Hut: Moria
Cause a disaster: Conner
Pull a prank: Conner
Live in detention: Conner
Earn points: Juni
Lose points: Conner
Win a debate: Juni
Crush on someone new each week: Winnie
Crush on a teacher: Winnie
Break your heart: Zel
Backstab a friend:
Be out after curfew: Way too many
Splinch themselves apparating: Winnie
Fall off their broom:


Most…

Like a Gryffindor: Raine
Like a Hufflepuff: Winnie
Like a Ravenclaw: Me, Sasha and Juni
Like a Slytherin: Esther
Outspoken: Winnie
Loyal friend: Juni
Fearsome foe:
Unlucky: Moria
Rabid Quidditch fan:
Pure of heart: No one
Mean-spirited: Di Luca
Unlikely couple:
Likely couple: Me and Ambrose
Cynical:
Friendly: Juni
Gullible: Erin Dark
Dramatic: Winnie
Brainy: Any Ravenclaw
Competitive:
Lazy: Conner
Romantic: Winnie
Popular: Too many to choose from
Involved in school activities:
Changed since last year: All of us


Best…

Couple: Me and Ambrose
Friendship: Me, Winnie and Juni
Duelist: Gracie
Dressed:
Leader:
Looking: Ambrose
Personality: Ambrose
Musician:
Eyes: Ambrose
Hair: Ambrose
Smile: Ambrose
Figure:


Predicting the Future! Most Likely to…

Become the Minister of Magic: Juni
Become the Next Head Boy: Sasha
Become the Next Head Girl: Jordan
Become a Pro-Quidditch player:
Become an Auror:
Become a Reporter:
Become a Wrock Star:
Become a Healer:
Become an Unspeakable:
Become a Potioneer:
Become a Socialite: Neely Woolfolk
Become a Bum:
Become a Werewolf:
Work in the Muggle world: Me
Work for werewolf rights:
Design clothes:  Neely Woolfolk
Get rich: Sasha
Travel: Gigi
Marry a 'Creature' (vampire, werewolf, goblin, hag, veela, etc): Winnie
Have seven kids:
Get thrown in Azkaban: Casey
Lurk in Knockturn: Casey
Get Ten OWLs or NEWTs: Sasha
Fail all their exams:
Come face to face with a Dementor: Gigi and Raine
...and live to tell the tale: Gigi and Raine
Live with their parents: Casey
Be on the cover of Witch Weekly: Neely Woolfolk
Be on the cover of Runwitch magazine: Neely Woolfolk
Be on the cover of The Daily Prophet:
Save the world:
Buy a haunted house: