Sometime in mid May, every student receives a Hogwarts survey to fill out. Once completed, the surveys will be floated off into the hands of the elusive Hogwarts yearbook committee. The results will be available at the end of the term, when the yearbooks are delivered!

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    Copy the code below and post your answers to this thread.
    Every student may fill out a survey.
    If you play more than one student, you may fill out more than one survey.
    If you play a professor, you may pretend to have stumbled upon a copy.
    Fill out the survey from the point of view of your character.
    Feel free to let your in-character biases affect your answers.
    Feel free to elaborate on any answers that you give.
    Feel free to skip answering questions.
    Feel free to include any year, any age group.
    As a general guide, vote for currently active students and Hogwarts staff.
    Only vote for yourself if your character is especially egocentric.
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Please submit your survey answers by September 3. This thread will be locked for tallying the following day. Thank you!

Please also include any ideas you have for more survey questions. We will have a second post in about a week with a batch of new ones.

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The Hogwarts Staff

Who is the most…

Intimidating:
Eccentric:
Muggle-tolerant:
Fashion-forward:
Fashion-backward:
Strict:
Inspiring:
Approachable:
Enthusiastic:
Patient:
Stoic:
Secretive:
Good-looking:
BADASS:


Most Likely to...

Experience classroom disasters and disruptions:
Lock troublesome students in the Room of Requirement Banishment!:
Lock themselves in the Staff Room:
Release all of the House Elves, and order the first-years to take their place:
Be the next to get arrested:
Be the next to get married:
Always stay single:
Lecture students about their uniforms:
Go on vacation this summer and choose to stay there:
Charm the Headmistress (without using magic):
Participate in student pranks, games, food fights:
Hand out the most detentions:
Offer a shoulder to cry on:
Give Students Bad Advice:
...on purpose:
Give Students Good Advice:
Assign too much homework:
Let a student get away with murder:
Hide a monster in the school:
Get promoted:
Wind up in the Hospital Hut:
Trip on Their own Robes:

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Students

Understanding the Present! Most Likely to...

Spend the most days in the Hospital Hut:
Cause a disaster:
Pull a prank:
Live in detention:
Earn points:
Lose points:
Win a debate:
Crush on someone new each week:
Crush on a teacher:
Break your heart:
Backstab a friend:
Be out after curfew:
Splinch themselves apparating:
Fall off their broom:


Most…

Like a Gryffindor:
Like a Hufflepuff:
Like a Ravenclaw:
Like a Slytherin:
Outspoken:
Loyal friend:
Fearsome foe:
Unlucky:
Rabid Quidditch fan:
Pure of heart:
Mean-spirited:
Unlikely couple:
Likely couple:
Cynical:
Friendly:
Gullible:
Dramatic:
Brainy:
Competitive:
Lazy:
Romantic:
Popular:
Involved in school activities:
Changed since last year:


Best…

Couple:
Friendship:
Duelist:
Dressed:
Leader:
Looking:
Personality:
Musician:
Eyes:
Hair:
Smile:
Figure:


Predicting the Future! Most Likely to…

Become the Minister of Magic:
Become the Next Head Boy:
Become the Next Head Girl:
Become a Pro-Quidditch player:
Become an Auror:
Become a Reporter:
Become a Wrock Star:
Become a Healer:
Become an Unspeakable:
Become a Potioneer:
Become a Socialite:
Become a Bum:
Become a Werewolf:
Work in the Muggle world:
Work for werewolf rights:
Design clothes:
Get rich:
Travel:
Marry a 'Creature' (vampire, werewolf, goblin, hag, veela, etc):
Have seven kids:
Get thrown in Azkaban:
Lurk in Knockturn:
Get Ten OWLs or NEWTs:
Fail all their exams:
Come face to face with a Dementor:
...and live to tell the tale:
Live with their parents:
Be on the cover of Witch Weekly:
Be on the cover of Runwitch magazine:
Be on the cover of The Daily Prophet:
Save the world:
Buy a haunted house:

[h2]The Hogwarts Staff[/h2]

[size=12pt][b][u]Who is the most…[/u][/b][/size]

[b]Intimidating:[/b]
[b]Eccentric:[/b]
[b]Muggle-tolerant:[/b]
[b]Fashion-forward:[/b]
[b]Fashion-backward:[/b]
[b]Strict:[/b]
[b]Inspiring:[/b]
[b]Approachable:[/b]
[b]Enthusiastic:[/b]
[b]Patient:[/b]
[b]Stoic:[/b]
[b]Secretive:[/b]
[b]Good-looking:[/b]
[b]BADASS:[/b]


[size=12pt][b][u]Most Likely to...[/u][/b][/size]

[b]Experience classroom disasters and disruptions:[/b]
[b]Lock troublesome students in the Room of [s]Requirement[/s] Banishment!:[/b]
[b]Lock themselves in the Staff Room:[/b]
[b]Release all of the House Elves, and order the first-years to take their place:[/b]
[b]Be the next to get arrested:[/b]
[b]Be the next to get married:[/b]
[b]Always stay single:[/b]
[b]Lecture students about their uniforms:[/b]
[b]Go on vacation this summer and choose to stay there:[/b]
[b]Charm the Headmistress (without using magic):[/b]
[b]Participate in student pranks, games, food fights:[/b]
[b]Hand out the most detentions:[/b]
[b]Offer a shoulder to cry on:[/b]
[b]Give Students Bad Advice:[/b]
[b]...on purpose:[/b]
[b]Give Students Good Advice:[/b]
[b]Assign too much homework:[/b]
[b]Let a student get away with murder:[/b]
[b]Hide a monster in the school:[/b]
[b]Get promoted:[/b]
[b]Wind up in the Hospital Hut:[/b]
[b]Trip on Their own Robes:[/b]

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[h2]Students[/h2]

[size=12pt][b][u]Understanding the Present! Most Likely to...[/u][/b][/size]

[b]Spend the most days in the Hospital Hut:[/b]
[b]Cause a disaster:[/b]
[b]Pull a prank:[/b]
[b]Live in detention:[/b]
[b]Earn points:[/b]
[b]Lose points:[/b]
[b]Win a debate:[/b]
[b]Crush on someone new each week:[/b]
[b]Crush on a teacher:[/b]
[b]Break your heart:[/b]
[b]Backstab a friend:[/b]
[b]Be out after curfew:[/b]
[b]Splinch themselves apparating:[/b]
[b]Fall off their broom:[/b]


[size=12pt][b][u]Most…[/u][/b][/size]

[b]Like a Gryffindor:[/b]
[b]Like a Hufflepuff:[/b]
[b]Like a Ravenclaw:[/b]
[b]Like a Slytherin:[/b]
[b]Outspoken:[/b]
[b]Loyal friend:[/b]
[b]Fearsome foe:[/b]
[b]Unlucky:[/b]
[b]Rabid Quidditch fan:[/b]
[b]Pure of heart:[/b]
[b]Mean-spirited:[/b]
[b]Unlikely couple:[/b]
[b]Likely couple:[/b]
[b]Cynical:[/b]
[b]Friendly:[/b]
[b]Gullible:[/b]
[b]Dramatic:[/b]
[b]Brainy:[/b]
[b]Competitive:[/b]
[b]Lazy:[/b]
[b]Romantic:[/b]
[b]Popular:[/b]
[b]Involved in school activities:[/b]
[b]Changed since last year:[/b]


[size=12pt][b][u]Best…[/u][/b][/size]

[b]Couple:[/b]
[b]Friendship:[/b]
[b]Duelist:[/b]
[b]Dressed:[/b]
[b]Leader:[/b]
[b]Looking:[/b]
[b]Personality:[/b]
[b]Musician:[/b]
[b]Eyes:[/b]
[b]Hair:[/b]
[b]Smile:[/b]
[b]Figure:[/b]


[size=12pt][b][u]Predicting the Future! Most Likely to…[/u][/b][/size]

[b]Become the Minister of Magic:[/b]
[b]Become the Next Head Boy:[/b]
[b]Become the Next Head Girl:[/b]
[b]Become a Pro-Quidditch player:[/b]
[b]Become an Auror:[/b]
[b]Become a Reporter:[/b]
[b]Become a Wrock Star:[/b]
[b]Become a Healer:[/b]
[b]Become an Unspeakable:[/b]
[b]Become a Potioneer:[/b]
[b]Become a Socialite:[/b]
[b]Become a Bum:[/b]
[b]Become a Werewolf:[/b]
[b]Work in the Muggle world:[/b]
[b]Work for werewolf rights:[/b]
[b]Design clothes:[/b]
[b]Get rich:[/b]
[b]Travel:[/b]
[b]Marry a 'Creature' (vampire, werewolf, goblin, hag, veela, etc):[/b]
[b]Have seven kids:[/b]
[b]Get thrown in Azkaban:[/b]
[b]Lurk in Knockturn:[/b]
[b]Get Ten OWLs or NEWTs:[/b]
[b]Fail all their exams:[/b]
[b]Come face to face with a Dementor:[/b]
[b]...and live to tell the tale:[/b]
[b]Live with their parents:[/b]
[b]Be on the cover of Witch Weekly:[/b]
[b]Be on the cover of Runwitch magazine:[/b]
[b]Be on the cover of The Daily Prophet:[/b]
[b]Save the world:[/b]
[b]Buy a haunted house:[/b]

1.	courtesy of last year's yearbook
2.	courtesy of last year's yearbook

The Hogwarts Staff

Who is the most…

Intimidating:  Tapendra Trishna
Eccentric: Adelebert Hughes
Muggle-tolerant: Minerva McGonagall
Fashion-forward: Élodie Fern
Fashion-backward: Lucrezia Di Luca
Strict: Ignan Storm
Inspiring: Shona Donovan
Approachable: Tulojow Nagde
Enthusiastic: Élodie Fern?
Patient: Branwen Strangely
Stoic: Ignan Storm
Secretive: Landis Morgan
Good-looking: …All of them….?
BADASS: Ignan Storm


Most Likely to...

Experience classroom disasters and disruptions: Ignan Storm
Lock troublesome students in the Room of Requirement Banishment!: Di Luca
Lock themselves in the Staff Room: Felinius
Release all of the House Elves, and order the first-years to take their place: Di Luca
Be the next to get arrested: Morgan
Be the next to get married: Landis Morgan. He’ll get arrested at his wedding, probably.
Always stay single: Di Luca
Lecture students about their uniforms: Storm
Go on vacation this summer and choose to stay there: Élodie Fern
Charm the Headmistress (without using magic): …. Felinius? McGonagall likes cats…
Participate in student pranks, games, food fights: Adelebert Hughes
Hand out the most detentions: Di Luca
Offer a shoulder to cry on: Tulojow
Give Students Bad Advice: Tapendra Trishna
...on purpose: Landis Morgan
Give Students Good Advice: Ignan Storm?
Assign too much homework: Di Luca
Let a student get away with murder: Tapendra Trishna
Hide a monster in the school: Shona Donovan
Get promoted: Shona Donovan
Wind up in the Hospital Hut: Tulojow works there.
Trip on Their own Robes: Sissel Jowd

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Students

Understanding the Present! Most Likely to...

Spend the most days in the Hospital Hut: Sasha Schlagenweit
Cause a disaster: Phillip Kinsey
Pull a prank: Phillip Kinsey
Live in detention: Linus Hughes
Earn points: Raine Almasy
Lose points: Figaro Sellaphix
Win a debate: Raine Almasy
Crush on someone new each week: Winifred Oliver
Crush on a teacher: Winifred Oliver
Break your heart: Elysia Hughes
Backstab a friend: Theo Whitman
Be out after curfew: Figaro  Sellaphix
Splinch themselves apparating: Ignan Storm. Eheheh.
Fall off their broom: Some first year?


Most…

Like a Gryffindor: Raine Almasy
Like a Hufflepuff: Ji-Hyun
Like a Ravenclaw: Alex Carstairs
Like a Slytherin: Jordyn Dimbleby
Outspoken: Figaro Sellaphix
Loyal friend: Verity Bell
Fearsome foe: Raine Almasy
Unlucky: Sasha Schlagenweit
Rabid Quidditch fan: Bevans..?
Pure of heart: Ji Hyun
Mean-spirited: Theo Whitman
Unlikely couple: Jai and Jordyn
Likely couple: Theo with himself.
Cynical: Xavier..?
Friendly: Verity Bell
Gullible: Jai Patil
Dramatic: Figaro Sellaphix
Brainy: Verity Bell
Competitive: Verity Bell
Lazy: Figaro Sellaphix
Romantic: Winifred Oliver
Popular: Jordyn Dimbleby
Involved in school activities: Raine Almasy
Changed since last year: Theo got more evil?


Best…

Couple: Zia and Figaro
Friendship: Ji Hyun and Micah
Duelist: Raine
Dressed: Verity
Leader: Harcroft
Looking: Elysia Hughes
Personality: Raine
Musician: Bran Blackwell
Eyes: Elysia Hughes
Hair: Raine Almasy
Smile: Elysia Hughes
Figure: no


Predicting the Future! Most Likely to…

Become the Minister of Magic: Alex?
Become the Next Head Boy: Theo Whitman
Become the Next Head Girl: Theo Whitman
Become a Pro-Quidditch player: Elysia Hughes
Become an Auror: Josh Harcroft
Become a Reporter: Figaro Sellaphix
Become a Wrock Star: no
Become a Healer: Jordyn Dimbleby
Become an Unspeakable: Figaro does some pretty unspeakable things.
Become a Potioneer: Phillip Kinsey
Become a Socialite: Deborah Clarencieux
Become a Bum: Phillip Kinsey
Become a Werewolf: (this is crossed out pretty heavily)
Work in the Muggle world: Sasha Schlagenweit
Work for werewolf rights: No one.
Design clothes: Neely?
Get rich: Theo.
Travel: Ligeia
Marry a 'Creature' (vampire, werewolf, goblin, hag, veela, etc): Eh.
Have seven kids: Bran Blackwell
Get thrown in Azkaban: Theo Whitman
Lurk in Knockturn: Bran Blackwell
Get Ten OWLs or NEWTs:  Verity Bell
Fail all their exams: That is awful.
Come face to face with a Dementor: Harcroft
...and live to tell the tale: Raine
Live with their parents: Zia Piselli
Be on the cover of Witch Weekly: What even?
Be on the cover of Runwitch magazine: I… what?
Be on the cover of The Daily Prophet: Schlagenweit
Save the world: Micah?
Buy a haunted house: Ligeia

Still figuring out some of these. 

The Hogwarts Staff

Who is the most…

Intimidating: Prince Landis Morgan of House Slyther STORM.
Eccentric: Counselor Biladeau-Yukawa
Muggle-tolerant: Healer Nagde
Fashion-forward: Me Di Luca
Fashion-backward: Everyone. Um… Woodward?
Strict: Morgan.
Inspiring: Morgan ♥
Approachable: Morgan
Enthusiastic: Fern
Patient: Counselor Biladeau-Yukawa
Stoic: Morgan
Secretive: Morgan
Good-looking: Morgan
BADASS: ♡ GUESS ♡ (Morgan)

Most Likely to...

Experience classroom disasters and disruptions: Kesali
Lock troublesome students in the Room of Requirement Banishment!: Storm
Lock themselves in the Staff Room: Hughes
Release all of the House Elves, and order the first-years to take their place: Me
Be the next to get arrested: Storm
Be the next to get married: MORGAN
Always stay single: Hughes
Lecture students about their uniforms: McGonagall
Go on vacation this summer and choose to stay there: No one, sadly
Charm the Headmistress (without using magic): Storm? I know what’s up.
Participate in student pranks, games, food fights: Nagde
Hand out the most detentions: Storm
Offer a shoulder to cry on: Counselor Biladeau-Yukawa
Give Students Bad Advice: Hughes
...on purpose: Again
Give Students Good Advice: Counselor Biladeau-Yukawa
Assign too much homework: Everyone
Let a student get away with murder: Storm
Hide a monster in the school: Hughes
Get promoted: Storm
Wind up in the Hospital Hut: Hughes
Trip on Their own Robes: Hughes

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Students

Understanding the Present! Most Likely to...

Spend the most days in the Hospital Hut: That other Hughes with the ears
Cause a disaster: Figaro
Pull a prank: Phillip
Live in detention:
Earn points: Jordyn
Lose points: Small Hughes
Win a debate: Theo
Crush on someone new each week: Figaro
Crush on a teacher: Small Hughes again
Break your heart: No one
Backstab a friend:
Be out after curfew: Me Bran
Splinch themselves apparating: Ew, not me. Figaro, on purpose.
Fall off their broom:

Most…

Like a Gryffindor: Gabby Dagon
Like a Hufflepuff: Elysia
Like a Ravenclaw: All of them
Like a Slytherin: Jordyn
Outspoken: Phillip
Loyal friend: Jordyn and Bran
Fearsome foe: Rossi
Unlucky:
Rabid Quidditch fan:
Pure of heart: ME.
Mean-spirited:
Unlikely couple:
Likely couple: Julian and me.
Cynical:
Friendly:
Gullible:
Dramatic: Bran (hello, drama club leader!)
Brainy: Sasha
Competitive: Jordyn
Lazy:
Romantic: Julian ♥
Popular: Jordyn and Bran and Julian
Involved in school activities: Theo and Sasha
Changed since last year: Ugh, no one

Best…

Couple: Neely and Julian ♥
Friendship: Jordyn/Neely/Bran
Duelist: Gracie and Alex
Dressed: Neely
Leader: Jordyn
Looking: Julian ♥
Personality: Julian ♥
Musician:
Eyes: Julian ♥
Hair: Julian ♥ ♥
Smile: Julian ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Figure: Julian ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Predicting the Future! Most Likely to…

Become the Minister of Magic: Theo
Become the Next Head Boy: Theo
Become the Next Head Girl: Jordyn
Become a Pro-Quidditch player: Raine
Become an Auror:
Become a Reporter: Figaro
Become a Wrock Star: Sophie
Become a Healer: Jordyn
Become an Unspeakable: Ariadne
Become a Potioneer: Phillip
Become a Socialite: Cadance
Become a Bum: Figaro
Become a Werewolf: Nicholas
Work in the Muggle world: Georgiana
Work for werewolf rights: Sophie
Design clothes: Bran
Get rich: Julian. My talented unicorn sculptor.
Travel: Jordyn
Marry a 'Creature' (vampire, werewolf, goblin, hag, veela, etc): Gabby
Have seven kids: Todd
Get thrown in Azkaban: Figaro
Lurk in Knockturn: Tawse
Get Ten OWLs or NEWTs: Sasha
Fail all their exams:
Come face to face with a Dementor:
...and live to tell the tale:
Live with their parents: Figaro
Be on the cover of Witch Weekly: Cadance
Be on the cover of Runwitch magazine: Cornelia Heloise Woolfolk
Be on the cover of The Daily Prophet: Nicholas
Save the world: Jordyn
Buy a haunted house: Ariadne

More will be filled out later

The Hogwarts Staff

Who is the most…

Intimidating: Storm.  You do not want him catching you after dark…
Eccentric: Élodie Fern.  Really? What does she wear?
Muggle-tolerant: Isaac Fraiser. Duh
Fashion-forward: Landis Morgan.
Fashion-backward: Élodie Fern.
Strict: Storm.  His name practically says stern
Inspiring: Di Luca. If only I could be her
Approachable: None.
Enthusiastic: Counselor Maiko Biladeau-Yukawa
Patient: I’ve just written it, honestly? Maiko Biladeau-Yukawa
Stoic: McGonagall In the best way
Secretive: Landis Morgan
Good-looking: I lack the ability to comment on this.
BADASS: They’ve allowed profanity in the yearbook?


Most Likely to...

Experience classroom disasters and disruptions: Hooch. First years.
Lock troublesome students in the Room of Requirement Banishment!: Morgan.  I believe they call it the restricted section for a reason
Lock themselves in the Staff Room: From ignorance or on purpose? ugh Hughes
Release all of the House Elves, and order the first-years to take their place: Storm. I’d respect the decision as well
Be the next to get arrested: …No comment
Be the next to get married: I haven’t a clue!
Always stay single: Woodward.  For obvious reasons
Lecture students about their uniforms: All of them
Go on vacation this summer and choose to stay there: Di Luca And no one would blame her
Charm the Headmistress (without using magic): Ew
Participate in student pranks, games, food fights: Trishna
Hand out the most detentions: Morgan.
Offer a shoulder to cry on: Counselor Maiko Biladeau-Yukawa
Give Students Bad Advice: Hughes
...on purpose: Storm
Give Students Good Advice: Really?! Counselor Maiko Biladeau-Yukawa
Assign too much homework: All of them
Let a student get away with murder: Morgan If it helped him
Hide a monster in the school: Donovan.
Get promoted: You mean leave for something else? Di Luca
Wind up in the Hospital Hut: Hughes
Trip on Their own Robes:Hughes

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Students

Understanding the Present! Most Likely to...

Spend the most days in the Hospital Hut: Linus Hughes So hexable
Cause a disaster: Phillip Kinsey On purpose as well
Pull a prank: Figaro Sellaphix
Live in detention: A tie Phillip Kinsey and Figaro Sellaphix
Earn points:
Lose points: In Slytherin? Xavier Tawse
Win a debate: Gracie Slant. If only through sheer determination
Crush on someone new each week: From what I’ve heard? Winifred Oliver
Crush on a teacher: …Neely
Break your heart: In the best way possible: Neely Woolfolk
Backstab a friend: I might be biased…Xavier Tawse
Be out after curfew: Bran Blackwell
Splinch themselves apparating: No idea
Fall off their broom: No idea


Most…

Like a Gryffindor: Raine Almasy
Like a Hufflepuff: Jai Patil
Like a Ravenclaw: Blythe Blackwell
Like a Slytherin: Theo Whitman
Outspoken: Joshua Harcroft Always has an opinion
Loyal friend: To me? Neely Woolfolk, of course!
Fearsome foe: Esther Morrell
Unlucky: Zel Trumble At least I’ve heard
Rabid Quidditch fan: …
Pure of heart: Jai But sh! I didn’t write that
Mean-spirited: Probably a first year
Unlikely couple: Theo Whitman and anyone
Likely couple: Neely Woolfolk and Julian St. James
Cynical: It’d be bad to vote for myself, wouldn’t it?
Friendly: Bell, I suppose
Gullible: Linus Hughes
Dramatic: Winifred Oliver
Brainy: Sasha Schlagenweit
Competitive: Theo Whitman
Lazy: Figaro Sellaphix Do I really know? No, but it’s my guess
Romantic: Jai Patil
Popular: Bell
Involved in school activities: Almasy
Changed since last year: If I could think of someone, I’d have named them.


Best…

Couple: Neely and Julian Since I think it’s against the rules to vote for yourself?
Friendship: Neely and Bran
Duelist: Esther Morrell
Dressed: Neely Woolfolk
Leader:
Looking: …
Personality:
Musician: Bran Blackwell
Eyes: Neely Woolfolk
Hair: Bran Blackwell
Smile: Jai Patil
Figure:


Predicting the Future! Most Likely to…

Become the Minister of Magic:
Become the Next Head Boy: Theo Whitman
Become the Next Head Girl: I’m sorry – I promised I wouldn’t vote for myself… but… Jordyn Dimbleby
Become a Pro-Quidditch player: Almasy
Become an Auror: Joshua Harcroft
Become a Reporter:
Become a Wrock Star:
Become a Healer: Outside of me? Ligeia Canterbury
Become an Unspeakable: Most of my classmates are already unspeakable
Become a Potioneer: Phillip Kinsey
Become a Socialite: Neely Woolfolk
Become a Bum:  Terrible.
Become a Werewolf:
Work in the Muggle world: Sasha Schlagenweit
Work for werewolf rights:
Design clothes: Neely Woolfolk
Get rich: Theo Whitman
Travel: Far away from me? Todd
Marry a 'Creature' (vampire, werewolf, goblin, hag, veela, etc): Bevans
Have seven kids: Zia Piselli Have you heard how big her family is?!
Get thrown in Azkaban: Xavier Tawse
Lurk in Knockturn: Xavier Tawse
Get Ten OWLs or NEWTs: Sasha Schlagenweit
Fail all their exams: Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy
Come face to face with a Dementor:
...and live to tell the tale:
Live with their parents: Connor Todd
Be on the cover of Witch Weekly:
Be on the cover of Runwitch magazine: Neely Woolfolk
Be on the cover of The Daily Prophet: Linus Hughes For something completely outrageous – and potentially illegal
Save the world:
Buy a haunted house:

The Hogwarts Staff

Who is the most…

Intimidating: Loco Di Luca
Eccentric: Hughes
Muggle-tolerant: Professor Trishna
Fashion-forward: Not Trishna. Élodie Fern.
Fashion-backward: Definitely Trishna.
Strict: Professor Storm
Inspiring: McGonagall. She’s a hardass lady. <3
Approachable: Trishna
Enthusiastic: The House Elves.
Patient: McGonagall
Stoic: Storm. He looks as if he’s incapable of smiling.
Secretive: Uh, Morgan. Obvs.
Good-looking: They’re all old. What is wrong with you?
BADASS: McGonagall!


Most Likely to...

Experience classroom disasters and disruptions: Trishna
Lock troublesome students in the Room of Requirement Banishment!: Storm
Lock themselves in the Staff Room: Élodie Fern
Release all of the House Elves, and order the first-years to take their place: Landis Morgan
Be the next to get arrested: Di Luca
Be the next to get married: Morgan
Always stay single: Di Luca. Who would want to marry that?
Lecture students about their uniforms: Storm.
Go on vacation this summer and choose to stay there: Strangely.
Charm the Headmistress (without using magic): PFFFFFFFT. Like any of our staff is actually charming.
Participate in student pranks, games, food fights: Donovan seems to have a wild streak.
Hand out the most detentions: Di Luca
Offer a shoulder to cry on: Professor Hughes
Give Students Bad Advice: Professor Hughes
...on purpose: Trishna
Give Students Good Advice: McGonagall
Assign too much homework: Di Luca
Let a student get away with murder: Felinius. I don’t trust that lion.
Hide a monster in the school: Morgan.
Get promoted: Storm
Wind up in the Hospital Hut: Donovan. She works with dangerous creatures all day.
Trip on Their own Robes: Morgan. I mostly just want to see him trip on his robes, to be honest.

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Students

Understanding the Present! Most Likely to...

Spend the most days in the Hospital Hut: Moira McBoid
Cause a disaster: Connor Todd
Pull a prank: Connor Todd. His whole life is a joke.
Live in detention: Connor Todd.
Earn points: Esther <3
Lose points: Bastian Desrosiers.
Win a debate: Esther
Crush on someone new each week: Winifred Oliver
Crush on a teacher: Winifred Oliver
Break your heart: Esther~
Backstab a friend: Zel Trumble. He’s a werewolf. It’d be more like ‘bite a friend’
Be out after curfew: Bastian
Splinch themselves apparating: Connor
Fall off their broom: Winifred


Most…

Like a Gryffindor: Ambrose Pepper
Like a Hufflepuff: Moira McBoid
Like a Ravenclaw: Cyhirae Trishna
Like a Slytherin: Poppy Finnegan
Outspoken: Bastian Desrosiers
Loyal friend: Lua Taylor <3
Fearsome foe: Pffft.
Unlucky: Moira McBoid
Rabid Quidditch fan:  I don’t care.
Pure of heart: Alvis Norling
Mean-spirited: Casey O’Doherty
Unlikely couple: Zel Trumble and Winifred Oliver. Ew.
Likely couple: Connor and the Ravenclaw common room coffee table.
Cynical: Casey
Friendly: Lua
Gullible: Erin Dark
Dramatic: Bastian
Brainy: Esther
Competitive: Connor and Bastian compete every day over who is the most ridiculous.
Lazy: Bastian
Romantic: Zia Piselli
Popular: Lua
Involved in school activities: Alex Carstairs
Changed since last year: Xavier can grow facial hair now, apparently.


Best…

Couple: Ambrose and Cyhirae
Friendship: Um. Obviously Esther and I.
Duelist: Everyone sucks.
Dressed: Neely
Leader: Me.
Looking: Cyhirae Trishna
Personality: Gracie <3
Musician:  Bran Blackwell
Eyes: Cyhirae
Hair: Zia
Smile: Bastian
Figure: Cyhirae Trishna


Predicting the Future! Most Likely to…

Become the Minister of Magic: Me.
Become the Next Head Boy: Theo Whitman
Become the Next Head Girl: Verity Bell
Become a Pro-Quidditch player: Peyton
Become an Auror: No one.
Become a Reporter: Winifred Oliver
Become a Wrock Star: HAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHA
Become a Healer: Jordyn Dimbleby
Become an Unspeakable: HAAAAAAH.
Become a Potioneer: Theo
Become a Socialite: Cadance Bulstrode
Become a Bum: Bran Blackwell
Become a Werewolf: Figaro Sellaphix
Work in the Muggle world: Felix Moss
Work for werewolf rights: Ugh I don’t even.
Design clothes: Poppy Finnegan
Get rich: Casey O’Doherty. He’s already rich.
Travel: Lua Taylor
Marry a 'Creature' (vampire, werewolf, goblin, hag, veela, etc): Trumble.
Have seven kids: Connor.
Get thrown in Azkaban: Figaro Sellaphix
Lurk in Knockturn: Erin Dark. It’d totally be on accident too.
Get Ten OWLs or NEWTs: Schagenweiner.
Fail all their exams: Ji Hyun
Come face to face with a Dementor: Bastian, somehow.
...and live to tell the tale: Bastian, with Esther’s help.
Live with their parents: Drea?
Be on the cover of Witch Weekly: Elysia Hughes
Be on the cover of Runwitch magazine: Lua Taylor
Be on the cover of The Daily Prophet: Phillip Kinsey
Save the world: Ambrose would sure try.
Buy a haunted house: Ligeia

The Hogwarts Staff

Who is the most…

Intimidating: Mickey G
Eccentric: Lucrayzia!
Muggle-tolerant: Bert
Fashion-forward: Not Bert
Fashion-backward: De Luca
Strict: Morgen
Inspiring: Shona Donovan
Approachable: Donovan
Enthusiastic: Storm is enthusiastaic with DETENTION
Patient: Donovan
Stoic: THE LION 
Secretive: The lion has all the secrets
Good-looking: Felinus is good at grooming himself
BADASS: THE LION


Most Likely to...

Experience classroom disasters and disruptions: STORM
Lock troublesome students in the Room of Requirement Banishment!: Storm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lock themselves in the Staff Room: Lions don’t have thumbs
Release all of the House Elves, and order the first-years to take their place: LU CRAZY A
Be the next to get arrested: The lion
Be the next to get married: Donovan because she’s pretty
Always stay single: HE’S A SINGLE LION. ALONE.
Lecture students about their uniforms: DE LUCA
Go on vacation this summer and choose to stay there: Me forever
Charm the Headmistress (without using magic): MEEEEEE
Participate in student pranks, games, food fights: Lion man
Hand out the most detentions: STORM
Offer a shoulder to cry on: Donovan n bert
Give Students Bad Advice: Never trust adults
...on purpose: all the adults
Give Students Good Advice: only trust lions and werewolves
Assign too much homework: ALL!
Let a student get away with murder: I BET DE LUCA HAS KILLED FOR SPORT
Hide a monster in the school: Donovon
Get promoted: LION LION
Wind up in the Hospital Hut: Storm is really old and will die soon.
Trip on Their own Robes: Old people have bad balence. StorM!!

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Students

Understanding the Present! Most Likely to...

Spend the most days in the Hospital Hut: francis my frog
Cause a disaster: eheheeh me
Pull a prank: ME
Live in detention: all the teachers who are stuck with me
Earn points: Frank Sellafix
Lose points: Mairead
Win a debate: Lua
Crush on someone new each week: Frank Sellafix
Crush on a teacher: EWWW
Break your heart: No one will ever.
Backstab a friend: Mairead stabs with forks
Be out after curfew: the students of the night
Splinch themselves apparating: Keegan
Fall off their broom: Frank Sellafix


Most…

Like a Gryffindor: AMBROSE
Like a Hufflepuff: Aoife!!!
Like a Ravenclaw: Frank Sellafix
Like a Slytherin: Dione
Outspoken: BASTION!
Loyal friend: LUA
Fearsome foe: AMBROSE FEAR HIM
Unlucky: AMBROSE has a sad life
Rabid Quidditch fan:  MAIREAD.
Pure of heart: Frank
Mean-spirited: De luca
Unlikely couple: Grosssss
Likely couple:  GROSS

 Cynical: Francis the frog
Friendly: Ted Lupin!
Gullible: Frank Sellafix
Dramatic: Bastian
Brainy: Frank
Competitive: Mairead
Lazy: ME
Romantic: I see no romance only kissing
Popular: Ted Lupin
Involved in school activities: everyone but me
Changed since last year:


Best…

Couple: Ambrose and Cyhirae
Friendship: Ambrose and me
Duelist: the Slytherin with the face
Dressed: I hope no one is naked
Leader: Francis
Looking: Lua
Personality: Elysia!!!!
Musician:  there is none
Eyes: Lua
Hair: LUA
Smile: LUA MY FROG QUEEN
Figure: the buffest buff one


Predicting the Future! Most Likely to…

Become the Minister of Magic:  Frank
Become the Next Head Boy: no?
Become the Next Head Girl: yes.
Become a Pro-Quidditch player: Elysia!!!
Become an Auror: you can dream and its ok
Become a Reporter: report on this!!!! (a drawing of an angryfrog is here)
Become a Wrock Star: we all want to be wrock stars
Become a Healer: Ambrose girlfriend Cy
Become an Unspeakable: we will not speak no more
Become a Potioneer: BASTIAN
Become a Socialite: BASSSTION LUA? BOTH. YES
Become a Bum: centaur ponies because they won’t be my friend
Become a Werewolf: SO RUDE
Work in the Muggle world: this question is to deep for me
Work for werewolf rights: I will work for werewolf lefts.
Design clothes: Poppy!!!
Get rich: rollin in galleons is probably frank
Travel: MAIREAD
Marry a 'Creature' (vampire, werewolf, goblin, hag, veela, etc):  Auntie Elysia
Have seven kids: Auntie elysia give me cousins
Get thrown in Azkaban: Ambrose but it will be an accident and he will be freed
Lurk in Knockturn: That is too scary
Get Ten OWLs or NEWTs: Frankie Sellafix
Fail all their exams: Mairead
Come face to face with a Dementor: ME
...and live to tell the tale: I WILL WIN
Live with their parents: all the first years because we are 11
Be on the cover of Witch Weekly: ??
Be on the cover of Runwitch magazine: ?
Be on the cover of The Daily Prophet: my obituary
Save the world: AUNTIE ELYSIA
Buy a haunted house: we will find out

The Hogwarts Staff

Who is the most…

Intimidating: McGonagall
Eccentric: Hughes!
Muggle-tolerant: Fern
Fashion-forward: Fern!
Fashion-backward:
Strict: Storm
Inspiring: Biladeau-Yukawa
Approachable: Fern
Enthusiastic: Fern
Patient: Biladeau-Yukawa
Stoic: Storm
Secretive: Morgan
Good-looking: This is so funny! They’re a bit old for me. (Professor Donovan has very nice features. She's Runt's father's sister. And Mr. Morgan's hair because it's like a hippie's.)
BADASS: Storm and Donovan and McGonagall

Most Likely to...

Experience classroom disasters and disruptions: Di Luca because Potions is quite difficult!
Lock troublesome students in the Room of Requirement Banishment!: Storm
Lock themselves in the Staff Room: I think they’re all too clever!
Release all of the House Elves, and order the first-years to take their place: I agree with the first one, but the second is very mean. I hope no one! Maybe Di Luca, but she’s too professional.
Be the next to get arrested: We shouldn’t think the worst of people.
Be the next to get married: A Slytherin said Mr. Morgan!
Always stay single:
Lecture students about their uniforms: McGonagall
Go on vacation this summer and choose to stay there:
Charm the Headmistress (without using magic): Storm
Participate in student pranks, games, food fights: Hughes!
Hand out the most detentions: Di Luca
Offer a shoulder to cry on: Biladeau-YukawaGive Students Bad Advice:
...on purpose:
Give Students Good Advice: Biladeau-YukawaAssign too much homework: Storm
Let a student get away with murder: I vote for peace!
Hide a monster in the school: Donovan
Get promoted: Storm
Wind up in the Hospital Hut: Hughes
Trip on Their own Robes: Hughes

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Students

Understanding the Present! Most Likely to...

Spend the most days in the Hospital Hut: My little Frog Prince, I’m afraid. Linus!
Cause a disaster: Connor, but it will be a fun one!
Pull a prank: Bastian
Live in detention: Connor (I think he likes it)
Earn points: Esther
Lose points:
Win a debate: Poppy! She’s very believable!
Crush on someone new each week: Connor
Crush on a teacher: Winifred
Break your heart: I love all of my friends, I hope none of them.
Backstab a friend:
Be out after curfew: Connor
Splinch themselves apparating:
Fall off their broom:

Most…

Like a Gryffindor: Ambrose
Like a Hufflepuff: Ji-Hyun
Like a Ravenclaw: Juni and Zia
Like a Slytherin: Bastian and Esther
Outspoken: Bran Blackwell
Loyal friend: Juni and Esther and Poppy and Connor and Kelvin and Bastian
Fearsome foe:
Unlucky:
Rabid Quidditch fan:
Pure of heart: Kelvin
Mean-spirited:
Unlikely couple:
Likely couple:
Cynical:
Friendly: Bastian
Gullible: Erin
Dramatic: Poppy
Brainy:
Competitive: Juni
Lazy:
Romantic: This is a secret!
Popular: Zia!
Involved in school activities:
Changed since last year:

Best…

Couple: Zia and Figaro
Friendship: Connor and Kelvin
Duelist: Esther
Dressed: Esther
Leader: Juni
Looking: Kelvin and Juni
Personality: Connor
Musician: Juni
Eyes: Poppy
Hair: Juni
Smile: Connor and Linus (he has the best ears, too)
Figure: Connor (Yoga!) ; )

Predicting the Future! Most Likely to…

Become the Minister of Magic: Juni
Become the Next Head Boy:
Become the Next Head Girl: Jordyn
Become a Pro-Quidditch player:
Become an Auror:
Become a Reporter: Linus is great at asking questions.
Become a Wrock Star: Linus!
Become a Healer:
Become an Unspeakable:
Become a Potioneer:
Become a Socialite:
Become a Bum:
Become a Werewolf:
Work in the Muggle world:
Work for werewolf rights: Zel
Design clothes: Bran
Get rich: Poppy
Travel:
Marry a 'Creature' (vampire, werewolf, goblin, hag, veela, etc):
Have seven kids:
Get thrown in Azkaban:
Lurk in Knockturn:
Get Ten OWLs or NEWTs:
Fail all their exams:
Come face to face with a Dementor:
...and live to tell the tale:
Live with their parents:
Be on the cover of Witch Weekly: Poppy
Be on the cover of Runwitch magazine: Esther
Be on the cover of The Daily Prophet: Kelvin!!
Save the world: Kelvin
Buy a haunted house: Ariadne

The Hogwarts Staff

Who is the most…

Intimidating: Professor Storm! eee....
Eccentric: Professor Hughes
Muggle-tolerant: Professor Asher, right?
Fashion-forward: Professor Di Luca
Fashion-backward: Professor Fern... don't have her, but what decade are those clothes from??
Strict: Professor Di Luca
Inspiring: Professor Pattershaw
Approachable: Counselor Biladeau-Yukawa
Enthusiastic: Hughes
Patient:
Stoic: Professor Storm
Secretive: Professor Di Luca...
Good-looking: Landis Morgan...
BADASS: McGonagall!


Most Likely to...

Experience classroom disasters and disruptions: Hughes...
Lock troublesome students in the Room of Requirement Banishment!: Di Luca, probably
Lock themselves in the Staff Room: Professor Trishna...
Release all of the House Elves, and order the first-years to take their place: Storm
Be the next to get arrested:
Be the next to get married: Isn't Landis Morgan getting married?
Always stay single: Sorry, Hughes...
Lecture students about their uniforms: Ugh, Professor Storm...
Go on vacation this summer and choose to stay there: Professor Fern
Charm the Headmistress (without using magic): Professor Asher
Participate in student pranks, games, food fights: Hughes?
Hand out the most detentions: Oooh... Storm or Di Luca....
Offer a shoulder to cry on: Professor Wright
Give Students Bad Advice: Professor Trishna...
...on purpose: Di Luca.
Give Students Good Advice: Counselor Biladeau-Yukawa
Assign too much homework: Di Luca
Let a student get away with murder: Hughes
Hide a monster in the school: Donovan
Get promoted: Di Luca
Wind up in the Hospital Hut: Hughes...
Trip on Their own Robes: Trishna

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Students

Understanding the Present! Most Likely to...

Spend the most days in the Hospital Hut: Linus Hughes
Cause a disaster:
Pull a prank:
Live in detention: Phillip Kinsey
Earn points: Raine Almasy
Lose points: Figaro
Win a debate: Juni Zamperia
Crush on someone new each week:
Crush on a teacher: Winnifred Oliver
Break your heart:
Backstab a friend:
Be out after curfew: Figaro
Splinch themselves apparating: Zel Trumble
Fall off their broom: Sasha...


Most…

Like a Gryffindor: Nicholas Bevans
Like a Hufflepuff: Verity Bell
Like a Ravenclaw: Sasha Schlagenweit
Like a Slytherin: Bran Blackwell
Outspoken: Juni
Loyal friend: Juni
Fearsome foe:
Unlucky: Zel Trumble
Rabid Quidditch fan: Peyton Wentworth
Pure of heart: Zel Trumble
Mean-spirited:
Unlikely couple: Jai and Jordyn... who knew!?
Likely couple: Figaro Sellaphix and Zia Piselli <3
Cynical: Alexandra Carstairs
Friendly: Lua Taylor
Gullible: Micah Gallagher
Dramatic: Bran Blackwell
Brainy: Sasha Schlagenweit
Competitive: Jordyn Dimbleby
Lazy:
Romantic:
Popular: Neely Woolfolk
Involved in school activities: Theo Whitman
Changed since last year:


Best…

Couple: Zia Piselli and Figaro Sellaphix! <3
Friendship:
Duelist: Gracie Slant
Dressed: Cadance Bulstrode
Leader: Theo Whitman
Looking: Figaro =)
Personality: Lua Taylor
Musician: Bran Blackwell
Eyes: Figaro (:
Hair: I'm gonna vote for me because no one else has PINK HAIR.
Smile: Figaro!
Figure:


Predicting the Future! Most Likely to…

Become the Minister of Magic:
Become the Next Head Boy: Theo Whitman
Become the Next Head Girl: Verity Bell
Become a Pro-Quidditch player: Peyton Wentworth
Become an Auror: Josh Harcroft
Become a Reporter:
Become a Wrock Star: Phillip Kinsey
Become a Healer: Jordyn Dimbleby
Become an Unspeakable:
Become a Potioneer: Theo Whitman
Become a Socialite: Neely Woolfolk?
Become a Bum: Phillip Kinsey
Become a Werewolf:
Work in the Muggle world: Ji-Hyun Jeun
Work for werewolf rights: Lua Taylor
Design clothes: Lua Taylor
Get rich: Figaro (fingers crossed!)
Travel: Sasha Schlagenweit
Marry a 'Creature' (vampire, werewolf, goblin, hag, veela, etc): Probably Lua, right?
Have seven kids: Probably me, right? My family is especially fertile...
Get thrown in Azkaban:
Lurk in Knockturn: Phillip Kinsey
Get Ten OWLs or NEWTs: Jordyn Dimbleby
Fail all their exams: Probably Figaro...
Come face to face with a Dementor:
...and live to tell the tale:
Live with their parents: The smaller Hughes kid
Be on the cover of Witch Weekly: Elysia Hughes
Be on the cover of Runwitch magazine: Cadance Bulstrode
Be on the cover of The Daily Prophet: Xavier Tawse
Save the world: Nicholas Bevans
Buy a haunted house: Julian St James

The Hogwarts Staff

Who is the most…

Intimidating: Thundercloud Storm
Eccentric: Woodward, you can't get more eccentric than all year-round fur
Muggle-tolerant: Fraiser? I suppose...
Fashion-forward: Di Luca, have you seen the amount of Libertine outfits she owns?
Fashion-backward: Fern, ugh
Strict: Storm, the happiness eater
Inspiring: I find no inspiration at Hogwarts
Approachable: Maiko?
Enthusiastic: Donovan?!
Patient: Maiko.
Stoic: Landis
Secretive: Di Luca and/or Landis
Good-looking: Landis
BADASS: Landis, chu <3


Most Likely to...

Experience classroom disasters and disruptions: Donovan
Lock troublesome students in the Room of Requirement Banishment!: Storm
Lock themselves in the Staff Room: Hughes
Release all of the House Elves, and order the first-years to take their place: Di Luca or Landis
Be the next to get arrested: Fern, by the Fashion Police
Be the next to get married: Landis, breaks my heart, really
Always stay single: Woodward, Hughes, Fern, Wright, Hooch, Nadge, I'd say Storm, as well, but he's been a little too high-spirited lately, I can only guess he's... getting some, ugh.
Lecture students about their uniforms: McGonagall, old and fashion-impaired and all that. I mean, tartan, really?!
Go on vacation this summer and choose to stay there: Storm, hopefully
Charm the Headmistress (without using magic): Jesus Christ, we're not going there
Participate in student pranks, games, food fights: Trishna?, he seems awfully friendly with some of the students
Hand out the most detentions: Di Luca
Offer a shoulder to cry on: Maiko
Give Students Bad Advice: Fern, I can't trust her advice with those clothes on
...on purpose: Di Luca
Give Students Good Advice: Isn't Biladeau there, for exactly that purpose?
Assign too much homework: Di Luca, thank the lord I'm not taking Potions
Let a student get away with murder: Landis, doesn't really look like he'd care
Hide a monster in the school: Donovan, for sure
Get promoted: Hogwarts is a dead-end
Wind up in the Hospital Hut: Donovan, work hazard
Trip on Their own Robes: Hughes

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Students

Understanding the Present! Most Likely to...

Spend the most days in the Hospital Hut: Phillip
Cause a disaster: Phillip
Pull a prank: Ugh, Phillip
Live in detention: For god's sake, Phillip
Earn points: The kid with glasses in Ravenclaw fourth...
Lose points: Todd
Win a debate: Whitman?
Crush on someone new each week: That annoying Hufflepuff 4th year girl
Crush on a teacher: Oh, Neely <3
Break your heart: Whitman,
Backstab a friend: Whitman.
Be out after curfew: Ummm, me?
Splinch themselves apparating: Sellaphix, the pleb
Fall off their broom: Ugh, Quidditch


Most…

Like a Gryffindor: Ariadne Gamp
Like a Hufflepuff: Sweet, lovely Verity
Like a Ravenclaw: My better half, Blythe, of course
Like a Slytherin: Whitman
Outspoken: Phillip
Loyal friend: Jordyn and Neely
Fearsome foe: Neely, if god forbid she ever switched sides
Unlucky: Trumble, poor cutie
Rabid Quidditch fan: No idea
Pure of heart: Ji-Hyun, <3
Mean-spirited: Aren't we all? Just a tad...
Unlikely couple: Jordyn and Jai, I do not approve!
Likely couple: Neely and Julian
Cynical: Carstairs
Friendly: Valerie Crowe?
Gullible: Sorry, but... Ji-Hyun
Dramatic: That Hufflepuff 4th again, whatever her name is
Brainy: Schlagenwiggle, the nerd
Competitive: Cute little Esther
Lazy: Phillip...
Romantic: Jordyn? I mean with her choices...
Popular: Jordyn and Neely and moi
Involved in school activities: Whitman?
Changed since last year: Jordyn.


Best…

Couple: Neely and Julian, obviously
Friendship: Jordyn, Neely and myself
Duelist: Esther
Dressed: Neely and myself
Leader: Jordyn
Looking: Whitman?
Personality: I've got a lovely personality
Musician: Unquestionably me
Eyes: Neely
Hair: Obviously me
Smile: Me again, only because Whitman's is creepy as hell
Figure: Neely


Predicting the Future! Most Likely to…

Become the Minister of Magic: No.
Become the Next Head Boy: Whitman
Become the Next Head Girl: Jordyn <3
Become a Pro-Quidditch player: Almasy?
Become an Auror: Heaven helps us all if any of these become aurors
Become a Reporter: Desrosiers? His last obituary was worthy of Skeeter
Become a Wrock Star: Mmmmm--no...
Become a Healer: Jordyn
Become an Unspeakable: Who'd wanna do that?
Become a Potioneer: Phillip or Whitman, unless they run each other out of business... Or possibly kill each other
Become a Socialite: Neely, and she'll be the most fabulous of them all
Become a Bum: Sellaphix
Become a Werewolf: Trumble's next girlfriend?
Work in the Muggle world: Schlagenwagon
Work for werewolf rights: Trumble
Design clothes: Neely <3
Get rich: Me
Travel: Almasy?
Marry a 'Creature' (vampire, werewolf, goblin, hag, veela, etc): Trumble
Have seven kids: Carstairs and Phillip, if I know anything about Kinsey...
Get thrown in Azkaban: Whitman?
Lurk in Knockturn: Whitman.
Get Ten OWLs or NEWTs: Schlagenwurst
Fail all their exams: Phillip...
Come face to face with a Dementor: Sellaphix, one can only hope
...and live to tell the tale: Whitman
Live with their parents: Sellaphix
Be on the cover of Witch Weekly: Cadance?
Be on the cover of Runwitch magazine: Neely
Be on the cover of The Daily Prophet: Jordyn, for the below mentioned
Save the world: Jordyn
Buy a haunted house: Canterbury

The Hogwarts Staff

Who is the most…

Intimidating: Professor Di Luca
Eccentric: Professor Jowd
Muggle-tolerant: Professor Trishna Nobody else works advanced maths into their lessons, after all.
Fashion-forward: Er... Professor Wright?
Fashion-backward: Um...Professor Jowd, I suppose
Strict: Storm. The bastard.
Inspiring: Professor Donovan
Approachable: Professor Trishna
Enthusiastic: Professor Strangely
Patient: Mr. Woodward. Have you seen him with the first-years? He'll let them climb on him. It's kind of sweet.
Stoic: Mr. Morgan
Secretive: Professor Storm
Good-looking: Councilor Biladeau-Yukawa
BADASS: Headmistress McGonagall


Most Likely to...

Experience classroom disasters and disruptions: Kesali. Or perhaps Storm.
Lock troublesome students in the Room of Requirement Banishment!: Storm. And he'd probably enjoy it.
Lock themselves in the Staff Room: Mr. Woodward seems to have some trouble with doors...
Release all of the House Elves, and order the first-years to take their place: Di Luca
Be the next to get arrested: Storm, I hope
Be the next to get married: I heard someone proposed to someone recently? Whoever that was. I don't really keep up with rumors.
Always stay single: Storm. I can't imagine anyone agreeing to marry him.
Lecture students about their uniforms: Di Luca
Go on vacation this summer and choose to stay there: Di Luca oh please, let it be her.
Charm the Headmistress (without using magic): Um. Ew.
Participate in student pranks, games, food fights: Miss Biladeau-Yukawa
Hand out the most detentions: Di Luca
Offer a shoulder to cry on: Mr. Woodward, though I suppose that's more like a cuddle
Give Students Bad Advice: Storm
...on purpose: Mr. Morgan
Give Students Good Advice: Miss Biladeau-Yukawa, or Professor Strangely
Assign too much homework: Di Luca
Let a student get away with murder: Professor Trishna. I hit him with a bottle rocket last winter and we just had a nice chat in his office.
Hide a monster in the school: McGonagall hired a lion. My money's on her.
Get promoted: Trishna
Wind up in the Hospital Hut: Donovan. She spends a lot of time out in the woods.
Trip on Their own Robes: Professor Jowd

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Students

Understanding the Present! Most Likely to...

Spend the most days in the Hospital Hut: Casey O'Doherty. He gets sick a lot. And all those allergies!
Cause a disaster: Ambrose Pepper and Winifred Oliver. It's called 'Charms class'. Also Potions, Defense Against the Dark Arts, and Transfiguration.
Pull a prank: Who is it that keeps slipping potions and things into the school meals? That person. Whoever they are.
Live in detention: Ambrose again
Earn points: Sasha Schlagenweit
Lose points: Winifred Oliver
Win a debate: Juni Zamperia
Crush on someone new each week: Oliver again.
Crush on a teacher: Esther Morrell. I don't know, she just seems like the type...
Break your heart: The sixth-year Slytherin girls. All of them.
Backstab a friend: Whoever it was that spilled the beans about that werewolf back in October. That's just a low blow, that is.
Be out after curfew: Casey
Splinch themselves apparating: Ambrose. That class is not going to be pretty...
Fall off their broom: Probably me...


Most…

Like a Gryffindor: Raine Almasy
Like a Hufflepuff: Moira McBoid
Like a Ravenclaw: Philo Falkin
Like a Slytherin: Casey O'Doherty
Outspoken: Erin Dark
Loyal friend: Juni Zamperia
Fearsome foe: Casey
Unlucky: Moira McBoid
Rabid Quidditch fan: Peyton Wentworth
Pure of heart: The little Lupin kid
Mean-spirited: Winifred Oliver
Unlikely couple: Ambrose and Cyhirae
Likely couple: Hm...
Cynical: Casey (sigh)
Friendly: Lua Taylor
Gullible: Ambrose
Dramatic: Oliver (overly so, if we're being honest)
Brainy: Sasha Schlagenweit
Competitive: Peyton Wentworth
Lazy: Sellaphix. The older one, the Hufflepuff kid.
Romantic: Erin Dark
Popular: I honestly don't know...
Involved in school activities: Sasha. Perhaps too involved.
Changed since last year: Casey. Despite his best efforts.


Best…

Couple: Meh.
Friendship: Moira and Ambrose. They're good for each other, I think.
Duelist: Casey
Dressed:
Leader: Raine Almasy (sorry Peyton)
Looking: Cyhirae Trishna
Personality: Ligeia Canterbury
Musician:
Eyes: Cyhirae
Hair: 
Smile: Ligeia Canterbury
Figure:


Predicting the Future! Most Likely to…

Become the Minister of Magic: Juni
Become the Next Head Boy: Hm...
Become the Next Head Girl: Ligeia Canterbury
Become a Pro-Quidditch player: Peyton
Become an Auror: Raine Almasy
Become a Reporter: The older Sellaphix again
Become a Wrock Star:
Become a Healer: Canterbury
Become an Unspeakable: Casey could pull it off, if he wanted.
Become a Potioneer: Canterbury again
Become a Socialite: Erin Dark
Become a Bum:
Become a Werewolf: Winifred Oliver. She did date one for a while...
Work in the Muggle world: Sasha
Work for werewolf rights: Definitely not Sasha. Or Juni.
Design clothes: Canterbury looks like she'd have some fun with that...
Get rich:
Travel: Heliotope Lejean
Marry a 'Creature' (vampire, werewolf, goblin, hag, veela, etc): Canterbury (goodness she's getting a lot of these...)
Have seven kids: Philo Falkin
Get thrown in Azkaban: No one, I hope.
Lurk in Knockturn:
Get Ten OWLs or NEWTs: Sasha
Fail all their exams: Ambrose
Come face to face with a Dementor:
...and live to tell the tale:
Live with their parents: Ambrose
Be on the cover of Witch Weekly: Erin Dark
Be on the cover of Runwitch magazine: Peyton Wentworth
Be on the cover of The Daily Prophet: Jai Patil
Save the world:
Buy a haunted house: Canterbury

The Hogwarts Staff

Who is the most…

Intimidating: Professor Storm
Eccentric: Professor Kesali
Muggle-tolerant: Professor Trishna
Fashion-forward: Professor Kesali
Fashion-backward: Professor Jowd
Strict: Professor Di Luca
Inspiring: Professor Trishna
Approachable: Healer Nagde
Enthusiastic: Professor Jowd
Patient: Professor Hughes
Stoic: Headmistress McGonagall
Secretive: Librarian Morgan
Good-looking: Professor Donovan
BADASS: Professor Di Luca


Most Likely to...

Experience classroom disasters and disruptions: Professor Storm
Lock troublesome students in the Room of Requirement Banishment!: Professor Storm
Lock themselves in the Staff Room: Professor Kesali
Release all of the House Elves, and order the first-years to take their place: Professor Di Luca
Be the next to get arrested: Mr McDonough
Be the next to get married: Librarian Morgan, apparently
Always stay single: Professor Strangely
Lecture students about their uniforms: Librarian Morgan
Go on vacation this summer and choose to stay there: Professor Jowd
Charm the Headmistress (without using magic): Caretaker Woodward
Participate in student pranks, games, food fights: Professor Hughes
Hand out the most detentions: Professor Di Luca
Offer a shoulder to cry on: Counsellor Biladeau-Yukawa
Give Students Bad Advice: Professor Jowd
...on purpose: Professor Storm
Give Students Good Advice: Professor Trishna
Assign too much homework: Professor Di Luca
Let a student get away with murder: Professor Wright
Hide a monster in the school: Professor Donovan
Get promoted: Bertie! Professor Hughes
Wind up in the Hospital Hut: Professor Strangely (Kind of none of them)
Trip on Their own Robes: Professor Fern (Because they're kind of everywhere)

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Students

Understanding the Present! Most Likely to...

Spend the most days in the Hospital Hut: Me Moira McBoid
Cause a disaster: Me Keegan Kearney
Pull a prank: Deus Deres
Live in detention: Me Connor Todd
Earn points: Joshua Harcroft
Lose points: Linus Hughes
Win a debate: Alex Carstairs
Crush on someone new each week: Winifred Oliver
Crush on a teacher: Alvis Norling
Break your heart: Erin Dark
Backstab a friend: Alvis Norling
Be out after curfew: Jai Patil and Jordyn Dimbleby heehee
Splinch themselves apparating: Noriko Wakahisa
Fall off their broom: Linus Hughes


Most…

Like a Gryffindor: Felix Moss
Like a Hufflepuff: Aoife Moffet
Like a Ravenclaw: Atticus Roark
Like a Slytherin: Theo Whitman
Outspoken: Poppy Finnigan
Loyal friend: Zeta Pepper
Fearsome foe: Theo Whitman
Unlucky: Phillip Kinsey
Rabid Quidditch fan: Figaro Sellaphix
Pure of heart: Moira McBoid
Mean-spirited: Casey O'Doherty
Unlikely couple: Joshua Harcroft and Theo Whitman (Cos that'll happen when hell freezes over, haha)
Likely couple: Casey O'Doherty and Alvis Norling
Cynical: Casey O'Doherty
Friendly: Zeta Pepper
Gullible: Linus Hughes
Dramatic: Deus Deres
Brainy: Cyhirae Trishna
Competitive: The Durmstrang students Gracie Slant
Lazy: Phillip Kinsey
Romantic: Deus Deres
Popular: Gracie Slant
Involved in school activities: Sasha Schlagenweit
Changed since last year: Moira McBoid


Best…

Couple: Figaro and Zia
Friendship: Me and Winnie
Duelist: Raine Almasy
Dressed: Deus Deres
Leader: Raine Almasy
Looking: Cyhirae Trishna
Personality: Cyhirae Trishna
Musician: Bran Blackwell
Eyes: Cyhirae Trishna
Hair: Cyhirae Trishna
Smile: Cyhirae Trishna
Figure: Cyhirae Trishna


Predicting the Future! Most Likely to…

Become the Minister of Magic: Juni Zamperia
Become the Next Head Boy: Joshua Harcroft
Become the Next Head Girl: Raine Almasy
Become a Pro-Quidditch player: Raine Almasy
Become an Auror: Joshua Harcroft
Become a Reporter: Figaro Sellaphix
Become a Wrock Star: Shade O'Connor
Become a Healer: Cadane Bulstrode (I dunno!)
Become an Unspeakable: Ligeia Canterbury
Become a Potioneer: Esther Morell
Become a Socialite: Lua Taylor
Become a Bum: Connor Todd
Become a Werewolf: Casey O'Doherty
Work in the Muggle world: Georgiana Trishna
Work for werewolf rights: Zel Trumble
Design clothes: Erin Dark
Get rich: Sasha Schlagenweit
Travel: Ariadne Gamp
Marry a 'Creature' (vampire, werewolf, goblin, hag, veela, etc): Casey O'Doherty
Have seven kids: Deus Deres
Get thrown in Azkaban: Deus Deres
Lurk in Knockturn: Amara Bathory
Get Ten OWLs or NEWTs: Cyhirae Trishna
Fail all their exams: Me Phillip Kinsey
Come face to face with a Dementor: Linus Hughes
...and live to tell the tale: Josh Harcroft
Live with their parents: Alvis Norling
Be on the cover of Witch Weekly: Erin Dark
Be on the cover of Runwitch magazine: Esther Morrell
Be on the cover of The Daily Prophet: Cyhirae Trishna
Save the world: Josh Harcroft
Buy a haunted house: Amara Bathory

The Hogwarts Staff

Who is the most…

Intimidating: Storm - like it could be anyone else, seriously!
Eccentric: Hughes <3
Muggle-tolerant: Really anyone teaching Muggle Studies
Fashion-forward: Di Luca - she says begrudgingly
Fashion-backward: Trisha - he won't even wear shoes!
Strict: Storm
Inspiring: Donovan
Approachable: Hughes
Enthusiastic: Hughes
Patient: Nagde
Stoic: Storm
Secretive: Morgan
Good-looking: Nope nope nope, won't say it
BADASS: Hooch!


Most Likely to...

Experience classroom disasters and disruptions: Storm (or any Professor who has Pepper in their class)
Lock troublesome students in the Room of Requirement Banishment!: Storm
Lock themselves in the Staff Room: Hughes
Release all of the House Elves, and order the first-years to take their place: I think Storm and Di Luca would conspire to do it together
Be the next to get arrested: Morgan?
Be the next to get married: Any of the ladies, most are pretty gorgeous
Always stay single: Has Storm been Married before?
Lecture students about their uniforms: McGonagall
Go on vacation this summer and choose to stay there: That hippie one, Fern?
Charm the Headmistress (without using magic): Isn't Storm the only one in her age range? Is that really horrible of me to say?
Participate in student pranks, games, food fights: Hughes
Hand out the most detentions: Storm, but I think Di Luca is getting close to his record
Offer a shoulder to cry on: Nagde
Give Students Bad Advice: Hughes
...on purpose: Di Luca, that woman is evil!
Give Students Good Advice: We have a counselor right?
Assign too much homework: Storm
Let a student get away with murder: Storm but only to cover up that he was the one that actually did it
Hide a monster in the school: Donovan
Get promoted: You can get promoted in this school? Has a Teacher ever stayed long enough to do that?!
Wind up in the Hospital Hut: Hughes
Trip on Their own Robes: . . .  Hughes

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Students

Understanding the Present! Most Likely to...

Spend the most days in the Hospital Hut: Figaro
Cause a disaster: Figaro and Ambrose are tied at this point
Pull a prank: Keegan
Live in detention: Figaro
Earn points: Alvis, he's really smart and a Ravenclaw to boot
Lose points: Winnie
Win a debate: Raine
Crush on someone new each week: umm me?
Crush on a teacher: Definitely me
Break your heart: Xavier Tawse
Backstab a friend: Zel Trumble
Be out after curfew: Tawse
Splinch themselves apparating: Ambrose
Fall off their broom: Ambrose


Most…

Like a Gryffindor: Mairead
Like a Hufflepuff: Micah
Like a Ravenclaw: Sasha
Like a Slytherin: Tawse
Outspoken: Lua
Loyal friend: Winnie
Fearsome foe: Can I just nominate all the Slytherins?
Unlucky: Winnie
Rabid Quidditch fan: Peyton
Pure of heart: One of the firsties most likely
Mean-spirited: Tawse
Unlikely couple: How have I not been paying attention to this?
Likely couple: Morell and Derosiers, they were made for each other
Cynical: Casey
Friendly: All the Hufflepuffs!!!!
Gullible: Little Dark
Dramatic: That Slytherin who runs the drama club
Brainy: Alvis, I already said he's super smart right?
Competitive: Anyone on any Quidditch team that's not Hufflepuff's
Lazy: Connor
Romantic: Ugh
Popular: Popularity is relative
Involved in school activities: One of the seventh years? I dunno I don't really pay attention to that stuff
Changed since last year: Ambrose doesn't blow up the class every lesson, that's an improvement right?


Best…

Couple: gross
Friendship: Winnie and Moi
Duelist: Nope, I will not give that snouty Slytherin the satisfaction
Dressed:Cadance and Neely and Jordyn
Leader: Raine
Looking: nopenopenope
Personality: Lua
Musician: People play music in this school?
Eyes: Peyton
Hair: Zia, seriously, it's pink!
Smile: Connor
Figure: ummmm Peyton's kind of ripped?


Predicting the Future! Most Likely to…

Become the Minister of Magic: Jai
Become the Next Head Boy: Sasha
Become the Next Head Girl: Jordyn
Become a Pro-Quidditch player: Peyton, obviously!
Become an Auror: Harcroft, it kind of runs in his family
Become a Reporter: Derosiers or Figaro, or anyone who works with the Hogwarts Howler
Become a Wrock Star: Again with the music?
Become a Healer: People actually want to be near sick people?
Become an Unspeakable: Ambrose, it runs in the family as well
Become a Potioneer: Cyhirae? How can you pay attention to who's good at potions when the class is being taught by the devil incarnate?!
Become a Socialite: Cadance and Neely. Does it count if they already are socialites
Become a Bum: Kinsey
Become a Werewolf: Umm seriously?
Work in the Muggle world: Sasha
Work for werewolf rights: is SAWS still a thing?
Design clothes: Neely
Get rich: I heard Tawse is supposed to inherit a stupid amount of money . . .
Travel: Does going back home count? Cos then it's me!
Marry a 'Creature' (vampire, werewolf, goblin, hag, veela, etc): Well if Zel hadn't been a complete jerk and broken up with Winnie . . .
Have seven kids: Whitman? Kinsey? I dunno no one seems as much of a play boy as Carter was
Get thrown in Azkaban: Tawse (hopefully)
Lurk in Knockturn: Figaro? His parents own a shop there don't they?
Get Ten OWLs or NEWTs: Sasha
Fail all their exams:Ambrose
Come face to face with a Dementor: Harcroft
...and live to tell the tale: Harcroft
Live with their parents:
Be on the cover of Witch Weekly: Connor
Be on the cover of Runwitch magazine: Neely
Be on the cover of The Daily Prophet: Tawse (with his Azkaban numbers)
Save the world: Is the world in danger?!
Buy a haunted house: Cantebury

The Hogwarts Staff

Who is the most…

Intimidating:BUT INSPIRING:   Headmistress McGonagall
Eccentric:       Prof Hughes because those wand cozies, what even
Muggle:-tolerant:   Trishna  (he thinks we can't math, just because Hogwarts doesn't teach it  : P)
Fashion-forward:    Donovan.  those PANTS
Fashion-backward:     Hughes or Fern  (altho I kinda dig the hippie look? at least she looks comfortable as hell. Di Luca's pencil skirts, on the other hand...)
Strict:    Di Lucaaaaaa
Inspiring:   
Approachable:      Donovan (even when her smiles look unhinged)
Adorable:    McLeod  (have you seen him get into a chair? I'm not even sorry)
Enthusiastic:    Donovan, dear god
Patient:  they're all pretty patient? except di luca hahaha
Stoic:     Morgan
Secretive:  MORGAN
Good-looking:     Donovan ; )
BADASS:  Headmistress McGonagall! AND DONOVAN IN LEATHER PANTS


Most Likely to...

Experience classroom disasters and disruptions:  ha  Kesali lol
Lock troublesome students in the Room of Requirement Banishment!:      HAHAHA di luca
Lock themselves in the Staff Room:    On purpose? Di Luca, if the dungeons flooded. By accident? Hughes
Release all of the House Elves, and order the first-years to take their place:     Di Luca. or Morgan. as an experiment.
Be the next to get arrested:        Donovan? idk she seems like it
Be the next to get married:    Morgan is, I think
Always stay single:    all of them okay maybe Morgan and Donovan, they look like they have game
Lecture students about their uniforms:     I don't think any of them care tbh
Go on vacation this summer and choose to stay there:  Di Luca, because something better came along
Charm the Headmistress (without using magic):       what
Participate in student pranks, games, food fights:   Donovan (she owns sheep, guys)
Hand out the most detentions:   Di Luca  (most likely? most likely?)
Offer a shoulder to cry on:   B.Yukawa (cause it's her job), Hughes (except no), and Kesali (no x infinity)
Give Students Bad Advice:       Hughes
...on purpose:    di Luca, probably
Give Students Good Advice:   yukawa? she is the school counselor, so
Assign too much homework:      Storm or Di Luca  x_x
Let a student get away with murder:          Morgan or di Luca for some reason
HideInvite a monster into the school:           Donovan. definitely Donovan.
Get promoted:     ...in Hogwarts?
Wind up in the Hospital Hut:   Donovan. (COMC, anyone?)
Trip on Their own Robes:       Hughes, probably

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Students

Understanding the Present! Most Likely to...

Spend the most days in the Hospital Hut:   heyyyy Kinsey ; )
Cause a disaster:       Ji-Hyun (by accident, though!) and Todd
Pull a prank:    Kinsey and Todd
Live in detention:     Connor Todd
Earn points:   Whitman and Morrell, I hear
Lose points:       Bevans, Todd or Fig, probs
Win a debate:   Alex or Whitman—or even better, Alex and Whitman
Crush on someone new each week:       that gushy Hufflepuff in fourth, wossname, uh...
Crush on a teacher:    Neely
Break your heart:          Whitman– if you're stupid enough to give him yours.
Backstab a friend:   Bran Blackwell (does Whitman have any friends, other than Alex and Neely?)
Be out after curfew:          l m a o   everyone
Splinch themselves apparating:     Kinsey  (unless he's with Alex)
Fall off their broom:     Kinsey, Ji-Hyun (sorry!), Valerie


Most…

Like a Gryffindor:     Raine! and Valerie!
Like a Hufflepuff:   Ji-Hyun, Verity, Elysia, Zel Trumble
Like a Ravenclaw:       Alex and Todd
Like a Slytherin:     Jordyn and Whitman– representing the best and the worst of us
Outspoken:    Fig. 'cause he's too dumb be otherwise.
Loyal friend:       Alex Carstairs and Raine Almasy <3
Fearsome foe:          AlexandWhitman
Unlucky:     Ji-Hyun and Kinsey
Rabid Quidditch fan:   Gamp!
Pure of heart:     Ji-Hyun and Lua Taylor  how are you guys even REAL
Mean-spirited:            Whitman and Bran lol
Unlikely couple:   Whitman and anyone with a sense of self-preservation
Likely couple:      Blackwell and a mirror
Cynical:      Alex Carstairs
Friendly:      Lua Taylor  (the cutest fourthie to ever cute)
Gullible:    Gallagher~
Dramatic:          Bran  e_e
Brainy:      Verity?
Competitive:        ...me. v_v;
Lazy:    me  ;P
Romantic:    Neely
Popular:         me   Raine. EVERYONE likes Raine
Involved in school activities:        Whitman? Whitman.
Changed since last year:      Jordyn <3
Promising Underclassman:        Juni Zamperia
Creepiest:        Whitman  (this is underlined twice)


Best…

Couple:       Alex and Phillip  ; )  phallix
Friendship:  Me and Raine and Alex, AND Ji-Hyun and Gallagher and Crowe (cuuuuties)
Duelist:   Me, Alex, and Raine. obvs
Dressed:         Jordyn <3
Leader:   Raine
Looking:      ummm Raine and Alex. Whitman, too, so long as he doesn't, you know, speak. And Gallagher, if you know, he spoke
Personality:      Ji-Hyun, Valerie Crowe and Lua Taylor <3
Musician:
Eyes:    Alex! (those eyes, man)
Hair:         Raaaaine. EVEN WHEN YOU'RE BLONDE, BABE
Smile:    Alex's, because it's so rare
Figure:           Blythe


Predicting the Future! Most Likely to…

Become the Minister of Magic:    Whitman.  merlin help us
Become the Next Head Boy:    ugh, Whitman
Become the Next Head Girl:       Verity! : D
Become a Pro-Quidditch player:   Elysiaaaaa
Become an Auror:    Raaaaaaine
Become a Reporter:      that Desrosiers kid, or Todd
Become a Wrock Star:
Become a Healer:    Verity, Valerie and Ligeia
Become an Unspeakable:    Gallagher? He doesn't talk~
Become a Potioneer:      Kinsey
Become a Socialite:     Neely Woolfolk, duh
Become a Bum:   Bevans. totally Bevans
Become a Werewolf:       lol what even
Work in the Muggle world:   Verity <3  ....or Schlagentit
Work for werewolf rights:      Verity, probably
Design clothes:     Bran and Neely
Get richer:  Whitman
Travel:        Raine ;_;
Marry a 'Creature' (vampire, werewolf, goblin, hag, veela, etc):    Ligeia
Have seven kids:  Todd.
Get thrown in Azkaban:      Whitman. please
Lurk in Knockturn:   Tawse. He looks like a hobo with that fuzz.
Get Ten OWLs or NEWTs:       Schlagenwhat and Whitman.  this isn't something to be proud of, guys
Fail all their exams:    Fig
Come face to face with a Dementor:       Whitman, because he wants to sic it on someone else
...and live to tell the tale:      Raine, Alex and me
Live with their parents:    Fiiiiiiig. oh, Fig.
Be on the cover of Witch Weekly:    Jordyn
Be on the cover of Runwitch magazine:       Neely
Be on the cover of The Daily Prophet:     Verity, because she's going to save the world; Neely, for her seventh marriage; Tawse, with his mugshot
Save the world:    Verity!
Buy a haunted house:       Ligeia, obviously

The Hogwarts Staff

Who is the most…

Intimidating: McGonagall
Eccentric: Hughes
Muggle-tolerant: Fern
Fashion-forward: Morgan?
Fashion-backward: Uh
Strict: Morgan
Inspiring:
Approachable: Fern, Biladeau-Yukawa, Donovan
Enthusiastic:
Patient:
Stoic: McGonagall
Secretive:
Good-looking: Morgan’s alright
BADASS: Trick question

Most Likely to...

Experience classroom disasters and disruptions: Hughes
Lock troublesome students in the Room of Requirement Banishment!: Storm
Lock themselves in the Staff Room: Fern
Release all of the House Elves, and order the first-years to take their place:
Be the next to get arrested: Take your pick
Be the next to get married: Morgan
Always stay single: Storm
Lecture students about their uniforms: McGonagall
Go on vacation this summer and choose to stay there: Hughes
Charm the Headmistress (without using magic): Hughes
Participate in student pranks, games, food fights: Hughes
Hand out the most detentions: Di Luca
Offer a shoulder to cry on: Biladeau-Yukawa
Give Students Bad Advice: Hughes
...on purpose: Storm
Give Students Good Advice: Biladeau-Yukawa
Assign too much homework: Storm
Let a student get away with murder: Fern
Hide a monster in the school: Donovan
Get promoted: Storm
Wind up in the Hospital Hut: Hughes
Trip on Their own Robes: Fern

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Students

Understanding the Present! Most Likely to...

Spend the most days in the Hospital Hut: Phillip
Cause a disaster: Todd
Pull a prank: Kearney
Live in detention: Phillip
Earn points: Dimbleby
Lose points: Everyone one else
Win a debate: Dimbleby
Crush on someone new each week: Collins
Crush on a teacher: Bran
Break your heart:
Backstab a friend:
Be out after curfew: Bran
Splinch themselves apparating:
Fall off their broom:

Most…

Like a Gryffindor: Dagon
Like a Hufflepuff: Elysia Hughes
Like a Ravenclaw: Ligeia
Like a Slytherin: Jordyn
Outspoken: Bran
Loyal friend: Valerie
Fearsome foe: Theo
Unlucky:
Rabid Quidditch fan: Peyton
Pure of heart: Taylor
Mean-spirited: Who, any of us?
Unlikely couple: Dimbleby and Patil
Likely couple: St. James and Woolfolk
Cynical: Xavier. Throwing him in randomly because Sander graduated.
Friendly: Valerie
Gullible: Ji-Hyun
Dramatic: Bran
Brainy: Sasha
Competitive: Raine and Gracie
Lazy:
Romantic: Hahaha
Popular: Dimbleby
Involved in school activities:
Changed since last year:

Best…

Couple: St. James and Woolfolk
Friendship: Bran and Jordyn and Neely
Duelist: Alex and Gracie
Dressed: Woolfolk
Leader: I’ll get back to you on this one
Looking: If I say Bran, does that mean me? Oops.
Personality: Nicholas
Musician: Bran
Eyes: Tawse
Hair: Bran
Smile: St. James
Figure: Peyton

Predicting the Future! Most Likely to…

Become the Minister of Magic: Dimbleby
Become the Next Head Boy: Whitman
Become the Next Head Girl: Dimbleby
Become a Pro-Quidditch player: Peyton
Become an Auror: No idea
Become a Reporter: Sellaphix
Become a Wrock Star: Sophie
Become a Healer: Dimbleby?
Become an Unspeakable: Gamp
Become a Potioneer: Phillip
Become a Socialite: Cadance
Become a Bum: Bevans (sorry, my friend)
Become a Werewolf: Zel
Work in the Muggle world: Taylor
Work for werewolf rights: Zel
Design clothes: Bran
Get rich: Can I be a wishful thinker?
Travel: Raine
Marry a 'Creature' (vampire, werewolf, goblin, hag, veela, etc): Zel
Have seven kids: Todd
Get thrown in Azkaban: Tawse
Lurk in Knockturn: Tawse
Get Ten OWLs or NEWTs: Dimbleby
Fail all their exams: That’s just harsh
Come face to face with a Dementor: Val finds herself in interesting situations
...and live to tell the tale: Rooting for you, Valerie
Live with their parents: Sellaphix
Be on the cover of Witch Weekly: Cadance
Be on the cover of Runwitch magazine: Cadance and Neely
Be on the cover of The Daily Prophet: Dimbleby
Save the world: Gamp
Buy a haunted house: Dagon

The Hogwarts Staff

Who is the most…

Intimidating: Probably Professor Storm... They won't see these, right?
Eccentric: Professor Hughes is so delightful!
Muggle-tolerant: Professor Trishna, most likely.
Fashion-forward: Maiko always looks so professional. Plus, purple is a great colour.
Fashion-backward: ... I'm sorry Professor Hughes... I still adore you, though!
Strict: Professors Storm and Di Luca.
Inspiring: Maiko inspires me. I wish to be at least half as tidy as her.
Approachable: I must say Maiko.
Enthusiastic: Oh, Professor Fern is just delightful!
Patient: I think that Professor Storm or Professor Di Luca must be pretty patient to have not killed Linus yet.
Stoic: Probably Professor Storm.
Secretive: The librarian. That's why his hair's so big. It's full of secrets.
Good-looking: Uh... *The first verse to Don't Stand So Close to Me by The Police is jotted down on the side* Maybe Professor Donovan. She could make me bi-intrigued. I did not write that.
BADASS: Felinus is an actual lion!


Most Likely to...

Experience classroom disasters and disruptions: Whoever has Kinsey in their class. That boy...
Lock troublesome students in the Room of Requirement Banishment!: I have heard Professor Storm has quite... creative methods of punishment.
Lock themselves in the Staff Room: Felinus doesn't have opposable thumbs...
Release all of the House Elves, and order the first-years to take their place: Professor Storm would do this, but probably just to punish Linus.
Be the next to get arrested: There's something about the librarian that I don't trust...
Be the next to get married: I could't tell you.
Always stay single: What are the ethics of Felinus not being single? It reminds me of an X-Men comic when Beast becomes more cat-like...
Lecture students about their uniforms: Hmm... Maybe Professor Di Luca?
Go on vacation this summer and choose to stay there: I hope that none of them.
Charm the Headmistress (without using magic): Maiko.
Participate in student pranks, games, food fights: That seems quite unprofessional.
Hand out the most detentions: Professor Storm.
Offer a shoulder to cry on: Maiko has done this for me more times than I can count.
Give Students Bad Advice: Unintentionally? They are all quite intelligent, so that would be rather out of character, I think.
...on purpose: Oh, that would be so cruel. Professor Storm would probably find it entertaining.
Give Students Good Advice: Maiko always gives me the best advice.
Assign too much homework: I wouldn't say that any give too much homework, as they have to grade everything. If it's not too much for them, it shouldn't be too much for us students.
Let a student get away with murder: Professor Di Luca does seem a bit too fond of Theo...
Hide a monster in the school: That would be well dangerous and irresponsible.
Get promoted: Professor Storm is the Deputy Headmaster, so him?
Wind up in the Hospital Hut: Professor Hughes, I imagine.
Trip on Their own Robes: Oh, that would be absolutely mortifying.

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Students

Understanding the Present! Most Likely to...

Spend the most days in the Hospital Hut: Poor Zel...
Cause a disaster: Phillip Kinsey.
Pull a prank: Linus. What is it with these Gryffindor boys?
Live in detention: Phillip or Linus.
Earn points: Sasha.
Lose points: Kinsey. It's like he can't help himself.
Win a debate: I think that Ji-Hyun would win, simply because who could argue with her?
Crush on someone new each week: Oh dear... No.
Crush on a teacher: Oh, Bran... He's discussed Mr. Morgan at length...
Break your heart: I really hope no one.
Backstab a friend: I'd say Theo, but I don't know if he considers anyone to be a friend.
Be out after curfew: I've heard Bran's stories...
Splinch themselves apparating: Oh, that would be dreadful. Zel is probably danger-prone enough for that to happen.
Fall off their broom: Someone on the Quidditch team after being hit with a bludger.


Most…

Like a Gryffindor: Raine Almasy.
Like a Hufflepuff: Ji-Hyun or Zel.
Like a Ravenclaw: Most definitely Sasha.
Like a Slytherin: Jordyn Dimbleby.
Outspoken: That Juni. Her tactlessness is sort of refreshing.
Loyal friend: Zel has been there for me since the beginning.
Fearsome foe: I wouldn't want to make Theo angry.
Unlucky: Zel or Sasha... The boys in my life. Oh dear...
Rabid Quidditch fan: Elysia is wonderful!
Pure of heart: Ji-Hyun. Hands down.
Mean-spirited: I feel like it would reflect poorly on me to write a name down here.
Unlikely couple: Theo Whitman and Ji-Hyun. Please god, don't let them be a thing.
Likely couple: I see a lot of Fig and Zia.
Cynical: Alex Carstairs. But she will come around.
Friendly: Ji-Hyun. Definitely.
Gullible: Zel believes some odd things about Muggle culture...
Dramatic: Bran, probably. But he's fabulously so.
Brainy: I wish that I had Sasha's intelligence.
Competitive: Gracie seems to be pretty competitive.
Lazy: Oh, that's too mean.
Romantic: Winnie is always gushing about boys. Zia also seems quite romantic.
Popular: Ji-Hyun is friends with everyone!
Involved in school activities: Probably Sasha.
Changed since last year: Sasha...


Best…

Couple: Zia and Figaro. They are pretty cute together.
Friendship: Ji-Hyun, Micah, and Valerie. Or Zel and Figaro.
Duelist: Gracie is amazing.
Dressed: Bran is always well-dressed.
Leader: Elysia has great leadership qualities.
Looking: Micah.
Personality: Ji-Hyun is so kind.
Musician: Probably Bran.
Eyes: Micah...
Hair: Zia's hair is just delightful.
Smile: Micah's makes me melt.
Figure: Elysia's body is amazing.


Predicting the Future! Most Likely to…

Become the Minister of Magic: I've heard Juni Zamperia talking about that.
Become the Next Head Boy: I worry that Theo Whitman will get the position.
Become the Next Head Girl: Oh, I would love to be Head Girl so much. But Jordyn Dimbleby seems like a good candidate.
Become a Pro-Quidditch player: Raine Almasy is quite skilled.
Become an Auror: Hmm... I am not sure. I would worry about them too much if any of my friends became an Auror.
Become a Reporter: Figaro has a gift.
Become a Wrock Star: I don't actually know anyone who has expressed interest in that.
Become a Healer: Jordyn Dimbleby and Valerie Crowe.
Become an Unspeakable: I don't actually know.
Become a Potioneer: Theo Whitman. If he doesn't become a dictator instead.
Become a Socialite: Neely seems like a natural fit.
Become a Bum: I hope that no one has that occur.
Become a Werewolf: This isn't a tidy question.
Work in the Muggle world: Sasha has plans to do so.
Work for werewolf rights: I am not sure. It would be nice if Zel became more involved with werewolf issues, as it might help him come to terms with everything.
Design clothes: Maybe Neely?
Get rich: Well, Sasha is already there.
Travel: I am not sure. Don't most people want to travel?
Marry a 'Creature' (vampire, werewolf, goblin, hag, veela, etc): I know that Zel doesn't want a relationship with a non-werewolf.
Have seven kids: Oh my, your body doesn't recover from that.
Get thrown in Azkaban: I won't say it.
Lurk in Knockturn: That's too sketch.
Get Ten OWLs or NEWTs: Definitely, Sasha. I have faith in him.
Fail all their exams: That's terrible!
Come face to face with a Dementor: I worry that Zel would be unlucky enough to encounter one.
...and live to tell the tale: Gracie definitely would be able to take care of herself.
Live with their parents: Does anyone have parents willing to host them for the rest of their lives?
Be on the cover of Witch Weekly: I bet Elysia will be on the cover one of these days.
Be on the cover of Runwitch magazine: My Muggleborn-ness is showing...
Be on the cover of The Daily Prophet: Probably Theo. For any number of reasons.
Save the world: Raine Almasy.
Buy a haunted house: As long as they're nice ghosts like the Fat Friar...