Not Exactly Your Cup of Tea. [Beatrix Dark's Journal] Tags: Read 632 times / 0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic. Not Exactly Your Cup of Tea. [Beatrix Dark's Journal] on June 21, 2009, 01:16:36 PM Beatrix Dark.Ravenclaw Fifth Year. Skip to next post May 16th! Reply #1 on June 27, 2009, 07:30:41 PM Dear Diary, Today I slapped Devlin Matthews five times. I feel sorry for the guy... I didn't want to hurt him. But he just kept picking at me... And then... Shabam. He also threatened me and jabbed a wand at my neck. No, a WOODEN wand. You pervert. And he grabbed my wrist... And said awful things... I think I'll bake him a 'Sorry' cake. He deservIT WAS SO AWESOME!Then, Vienna Pascal was all "I want choo to want me get me the keys to the Potions test!" and I was all "Alright!"I don't think anything will happen... It won't be like that accident Erin and I had... With the potty paper. (Good memories!) Skip to next post Re: Not Exactly Your Cup of Tea. [Beatrix Dark's Journal] Reply #2 on June 27, 2009, 07:34:59 PM Skip to next post Re: Not Exactly Your Cup of Tea. [Beatrix Dark's Journal] Reply #3 on July 01, 2009, 09:51:33 PM Hey Bea. You left your journal on my bed when I snuck youin so I could teach you how to play muggle cards games. I know you hate people reading it or writing in it, but I'm Zoey. So I wrote in it. Just thought I'd leave this little note saying that I love you, my little sister. And please don't leave your junk on my bed any more. Love you, Zoey.P.S. Just kidding about leaving your junk. But I will do something to it before I return it to you, like this note. Okay, that is all.P.S.S. I thought you'd like to see that picture of us being scandalous. Yeah, we rock. Skip to next post June 1st! Reply #4 on July 08, 2009, 01:25:00 AM Dear Diary!I decided to color my hair... Dare I say... PINK!I don't know how people feel about this... Nor do I care!No more blonde jokes, Mr. Matthews! GET A LIFE, YOU SCUM!On a happier note, Zoey and I have finally gotten the hang of this weird card game... "Go Fish". Well... I've gotten the hang of it... Zoey knows the game quite well already. Silly muggles and their weird games! I don't think I'd go fishing in a deck of cards, no sir!... Zoey's roommate is mean. He thinks he's all artsy and junk... WELL HE'S NOT!ALEXANDER SNARK passed by me today and... WAVED AT ME! Well... He was probably waving at the guy behind me... At Dagan... Since we were off to Quidditch Practice...... BUT HE WAVED IN MY DIRECTION!! Swoon. Swoon. Double deux swoon!! He's so hot!! Skip to next post June 1st! (Continue'd) Reply #5 on January 03, 2010, 01:16:26 AM Dear Diary,Okay, I was wrong. I was wrong, wrong, WRONG! Gunnar walked in on me stealing the test key... I tried to pretend I was celebrating his birthday... And, well... What happened was... Well first, he was in his boxers. Second, I was sporting a thong... And my slacks were OFF... And no, this isn't some sexy love story between a fourteen year old and her attractive potions professor. It was the most awkward situation I ever had with my potions professor. Whom is more like an uncle that you make pitiful conversation with. I'm sorry to say, but Professor Gunnar is no Professor Bombay. Oh, and, third... He kept pointing to my chest and asking if I had a birthday card in there. I ended up telling the truth and crying all over the poor sap's office. MERLIN I'M SO EMBARRASSED! If Devlin ever finds out-- Ohh... I'm going to have to avoid Vienna for a while. MY LIFE IS BLOODY OVER!!Oh, and I have tea with Zee in a little bit... His crackers are to die for. Skip to next post Re: Not Exactly Your Cup of Tea. [Beatrix Dark's Journal] Reply #6 on April 14, 2010, 06:16:00 PM Sept. 22nd: Dear Diary,Wow... I haven't written in her for ages. This may come to a surprise, future me, because I've probably already forgot about this. If you could vaguely remember a bloke named Erin Harper, then I'm sure you aren't confused about this. Today Mr. Harper harassed me assaulted me attempted to deflower me kissed me. It's not a big deal... Well... Besides the fact that he's gorgeous and I've been trying to date Vincent Pennyapple, his dormmate, for a while now. It's great how things work out, huh? I hope the guy doesn't try to step in between me and Vinnie... I might have to hurt him then. Even though Erin's kind of nutso in the head and doesn't understand common affection.(Just look at him. You can tell he's INSANE.) Skip to next post
Not Exactly Your Cup of Tea. [Beatrix Dark's Journal] on June 21, 2009, 01:16:36 PM Beatrix Dark.Ravenclaw Fifth Year. Skip to next post
May 16th! Reply #1 on June 27, 2009, 07:30:41 PM Dear Diary, Today I slapped Devlin Matthews five times. I feel sorry for the guy... I didn't want to hurt him. But he just kept picking at me... And then... Shabam. He also threatened me and jabbed a wand at my neck. No, a WOODEN wand. You pervert. And he grabbed my wrist... And said awful things... I think I'll bake him a 'Sorry' cake. He deservIT WAS SO AWESOME!Then, Vienna Pascal was all "I want choo to want me get me the keys to the Potions test!" and I was all "Alright!"I don't think anything will happen... It won't be like that accident Erin and I had... With the potty paper. (Good memories!) Skip to next post
Re: Not Exactly Your Cup of Tea. [Beatrix Dark's Journal] Reply #2 on June 27, 2009, 07:34:59 PM Skip to next post
Re: Not Exactly Your Cup of Tea. [Beatrix Dark's Journal] Reply #3 on July 01, 2009, 09:51:33 PM Hey Bea. You left your journal on my bed when I snuck youin so I could teach you how to play muggle cards games. I know you hate people reading it or writing in it, but I'm Zoey. So I wrote in it. Just thought I'd leave this little note saying that I love you, my little sister. And please don't leave your junk on my bed any more. Love you, Zoey.P.S. Just kidding about leaving your junk. But I will do something to it before I return it to you, like this note. Okay, that is all.P.S.S. I thought you'd like to see that picture of us being scandalous. Yeah, we rock. Skip to next post
June 1st! Reply #4 on July 08, 2009, 01:25:00 AM Dear Diary!I decided to color my hair... Dare I say... PINK!I don't know how people feel about this... Nor do I care!No more blonde jokes, Mr. Matthews! GET A LIFE, YOU SCUM!On a happier note, Zoey and I have finally gotten the hang of this weird card game... "Go Fish". Well... I've gotten the hang of it... Zoey knows the game quite well already. Silly muggles and their weird games! I don't think I'd go fishing in a deck of cards, no sir!... Zoey's roommate is mean. He thinks he's all artsy and junk... WELL HE'S NOT!ALEXANDER SNARK passed by me today and... WAVED AT ME! Well... He was probably waving at the guy behind me... At Dagan... Since we were off to Quidditch Practice...... BUT HE WAVED IN MY DIRECTION!! Swoon. Swoon. Double deux swoon!! He's so hot!! Skip to next post
June 1st! (Continue'd) Reply #5 on January 03, 2010, 01:16:26 AM Dear Diary,Okay, I was wrong. I was wrong, wrong, WRONG! Gunnar walked in on me stealing the test key... I tried to pretend I was celebrating his birthday... And, well... What happened was... Well first, he was in his boxers. Second, I was sporting a thong... And my slacks were OFF... And no, this isn't some sexy love story between a fourteen year old and her attractive potions professor. It was the most awkward situation I ever had with my potions professor. Whom is more like an uncle that you make pitiful conversation with. I'm sorry to say, but Professor Gunnar is no Professor Bombay. Oh, and, third... He kept pointing to my chest and asking if I had a birthday card in there. I ended up telling the truth and crying all over the poor sap's office. MERLIN I'M SO EMBARRASSED! If Devlin ever finds out-- Ohh... I'm going to have to avoid Vienna for a while. MY LIFE IS BLOODY OVER!!Oh, and I have tea with Zee in a little bit... His crackers are to die for. Skip to next post
Re: Not Exactly Your Cup of Tea. [Beatrix Dark's Journal] Reply #6 on April 14, 2010, 06:16:00 PM Sept. 22nd: Dear Diary,Wow... I haven't written in her for ages. This may come to a surprise, future me, because I've probably already forgot about this. If you could vaguely remember a bloke named Erin Harper, then I'm sure you aren't confused about this. Today Mr. Harper harassed me assaulted me attempted to deflower me kissed me. It's not a big deal... Well... Besides the fact that he's gorgeous and I've been trying to date Vincent Pennyapple, his dormmate, for a while now. It's great how things work out, huh? I hope the guy doesn't try to step in between me and Vinnie... I might have to hurt him then. Even though Erin's kind of nutso in the head and doesn't understand common affection.(Just look at him. You can tell he's INSANE.) Skip to next post
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