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How she had gotten herself into this whole Career Fair thing she had no idea. She must have been drunk when she agreed to do it, or possibly drugged. It was something she would have to look into, because this was miserable. First of all, she had to figure out what to wear. Claire never liked to think hard about what clothes went on her body. When she did, they were usually ridiculous and caused massive amounts of confused stares. Usually Claire didn't mind this, but if she was trying to promote her company, well... maybe she shouldn't wear such outrageous (but hilarious) clothes. Still, she wanted to look cool and remind people that Zonko's was a unique, weird place.

She also had to narrow down which products to bring with her --- and it was particularly hard to narrow down which ones would be appropriate to bring to Hogwarts, where gag items went to die. The Hogwarts Banned Items list was the bane of her existence. Claire was unsure how her terms were with her alma mater since she had stirred up a bit of trouble back in the day and certainly continued to cause it with her inventions.... but hopefully that wouldn't matter today.

After setting up her table with an assortment of items, including the Handywriter, the Distractabunny, and even Slip Gloss*. She brought them all in the colors of her former house, Gryffindor, along with a lion Defenselace, a necklace in the shape of intimating creatures that grew up to 50 feet, depending on the size of the threat. Hopefully these items would attract a few students. She stood behind the table and tried to look friendly, awkwardly standing on a high pair of heels.

*Handywriter: writes your notes for you, adding helpful suggestions and tips.
Distractabunny: adorable little bunny that mystefies its observers, turning them into babbling, drooling idiots who can't seem do do anything but stare at it.
Slip Gloss: Put it on and the person nearest to you will REALLY want to kiss you.