G. J. Carter
Exeter, Devon, UK

Eleanor St. James
London, UK

Chippy,

I heard you might be doing a Cannon Diary, and I wanted to make sure I was November. I have the best gloves to wear.

Speaking of photography... when you’re not doing indecent sessions, do you pay the bills with photos of babies? I need a photographer soon. Do you have any recommendations for newborns?


Always and forever,

George Jacob Carter

Eleanor St. James
London, UK

George Carter
Exeter, Devon, UK

Ugh You,

In what delusional corner of your mind did you hear that? And why would I give you a solo shot? Also, I hate to break it to you, but November is cold. You’ll have to wear more than gloves to be convincing. You aren’t Bristol Collins. Think you can handle that? It’s in the best interest of everyone who wants a bright orange wall calendar.

I might, but not for people who insult what I do in the same sentence. Starting early, huh? Congrats.

-Ellie

G. J. Carter
Exeter, Devon, UK

Eleanor St. James
London, UK

I thought you had a special place in your heart for Keepers. That had been the talk around the Quidditch Pitch, anyway. Maybe it was any Quidditch player... And of course; I have some festive boxers that I’ve been meaning to share with the world. Collins would sanction it, I’m sure. Young blood, after all.

There should be good stock in the world. A mini George Carter would be the perfect tip of the scales, wouldn’t you agree? And who said anything about it being for me?

But really... I’ll need a photographer that I can rely on. For decent photos.

My mum loves a good holiday card photo.

xx-George

Eleanor St. James
London, UK

George Carter
Exeter, Devon, UK

Talk around what pitch? The Cannons'? Are you sure you aren't spending a little too much time talking to yourself?

I think you should consider enjoying those festive boxers in your flat. Bristol Collins has young blood on his own team.

I'm not sure your head doesn't already tip the scales, but I did hear a rumor... Or are you particularly invested in someone else's baby? Not weird at all.

I guess if you can admit you think my photos are decent, I might be able to help.

-Ellie

George Jacob ‘The Magnificent’ Carter
Exeter, Devon, UK

Eleanor St. James
London, UK

The Cannons... Match Pitches... Pubs. Whatever makes you feel better.

I prefer enjoying no boxers in my flat. And Collins is like an older brother I want around. He’d give me the go ahead on this, I’m sure. I’ve been working out.

It would depend on whose baby it was, and whether I was the godfather or not. But since I don’t know anyone else expecting... I’d suspect part of the rumor you heard was true.

I have kept a few choice photos you took once upon a time. They were decent at making Waker blush.

xx-George

ps. I need Layla Styles most recent address.

Eleanor St. James
London, UK

George Carter
Exeter, Devon, UK

Tabloids are full of rubbish, you should know that (even if you don't like to read). Collins likes to get himself in trouble, but you might have a while to go to get to where he is. It was just a suggestion, but I don't need to know what you don't wear in your flat.

Maybe you should think about using a shredding charm on those. It might help me find you a photographer faster...

-Ellie

George Jacob ‘The Magnificent’ Carter
Exeter, Devon, UK

Eleanor St. James
London, UK

And here I thought you couldn’t wait for news on what goes on under the clothes. The old Chippy would have. With guz gusto.

They were mediocre, sure, but they also show a good side of me. And a young side of me. Can you imagine the destruction we could’ve gotten up to back then? I guess we did a pretty good job of mucking up things though.

I miss all the extra energy.

Have you ever done a newborn photoshoot?

xx-George

Eleanor St. James
London, UK

George Carter
Exeter, Devon, UK

Your clothes? I can wait forever. Stop calling me that. Maybe I’ll give you a discount in twenty years.

They weren't mediocre, but the subject is tired. I won't miss them, so go ahead and shred. You should definitely can even owl me the results! Mucking up? You did a pretty good job of it, anyway. You and You Know Who.

I've photographed plenty of children. I took some of my nieces and nephews when they were born. They're easier models than toddlers. And don't you remember me being at Hogwarts last February? Lots of children. How soon is soon?

-Ellie