The Pepper Clan
Catherine - My beloved, beautiful wife. Accountant, Muggle, patient beyond belief. Her sister is a witch.
Theta - My eldest, clever girl who makes time turners with my brother at the Ministry.
Zeta - Hufflepuff, takes after my own heart with art, and she's a brilliant illustrator.
Eta - Convinced she'll be a seer, even if I tell her nobody in the family is. My youngest.
Francis - My older brother by a couple of years - well, not sure how technical that is now - makes time turners, we're very close.
Claire - St Mungo's resident, bless her, due to an accident, can't remember any of us.
Thomas - Claire's son, so like a step-nephew. Begrudgingly keeps in touch, not quite sure he's up to good.
Ambrose - Gryffindor, nephew, a right laugh, but be careful if he picks up his wand.
Tim - Ravenclaw, nephew, same age as my Eta, chip off the old block.
Extended Family
Practically could move in, they're here so often
Gabrielle Murray - Seems to be attached to my brother's arm again. Not sure I really approve, he's still married. Raucous laugh anyhow.
Christopher Dant - In my absence has stolen my eldest daughter's heart, he and Theta are a couple. I must scrutinise him with humour as her father.
Winifred Oliver - Can make me laugh until I cry. She will always be an honorary Pepper whatever happens between her and my nephew Ambrose.
Philo Falkin - Fascinated by the way the boy's mind works. I think Theta and Francis would adopt him given half the chance, he'd be another great apprentice.
My Fantastic Friends
We buy rounds at the pub, watch the quidditch, tinker with machinery, debate politics and play jokes on each other. Or we invite each other for dinner like adults, drink wine and talk culture if we're feeling more adult.
Edwin Glass - Ed is an old friend, even if he did try to flirt with my wife to be when he met her. Its useful to have a friend in that Department, what with all the disasters I could cause if I had half the chance.
Johann Storm - Introduced to me during summer 2009, I asked if he'd sit for me but he's a busy sort who fidgets. Related to Gabrielle somehow, I'll be seeing more of him!
People I've Painted, Helped, and their Families
I also restored Hogwarts paintings after the Battle of Hogwarts, but I've got quite a back catalogue of families, and I'm even the preferred artist of several pureblood families (even if I have married a Muggle)
People who I have met through the Flying Car business
I'm not saying I'm the only person to buy one from, but I do provide the best after-sales service, with regular charm renewal and custom paint-jobs.
Friends of my Children
School friends of Theta, and if Zeta and Eta are ever adopted, their friends too. Assume you have visited our house, had dinner, or we've come to retrieve our daughter(s) from your family homes in summer.
People who I unintentionally irritate
My growing file at the Improper Use of Magic or the Misuse of Muggle Artefacts office, people who don't get my humour, or don't like the fact I married a Muggle. It happens, I don't let them bother me.
Wolfgang Storm - He's considering commissioning me for a painting for his wife's birthday next year, all went swimmingly until he made a joke about Muggles being inferior.
People I Dislike from Reputation but am Still Curious to Meet
Ignan Storm - Ambrose says he's horrible, yet my children are indifferent, he teaches them Defence Against the Dark Arts.
None of the above - invent your own
I'd rather you were on the list than off it...