Auror Office, Level Two
11:34 PMTwenty-six minutes. Jonas couldn't help glancing at the clock as he carefully took aim over the cubicle wall. Just under half an hour until he was done for the night and the late shift would take over. Twenty-six minutes and then he'd be off, off to meet Adon for drinks and drown the rest of this miserable night away, instead of having to sit in this bloody office with Eddie Pratt and make small talk about the weather, and Jonas's new trainers, and the hypothetical yet fair job titles that they'd like to have if Cameron Rosier ever felt generously inclined, so that he didn't spend a minute thinking about what anniversary tonight was or wasn't.
Not that Pratt was all that bad for company. Jonas wasn't sure what Tamis had been implying by assigning him to the evening shift on
this night of all nights -- probably trying to prevent him from making another late-voyage
[1] to surprise her in her flat -- but at least it was with a co-worker that he considered a mate. Ed was even less likely to want to talk about anything of substance, and the other Auror had seemed happy to let Jonas continually divert the subject from what he was really thinking about.
"All right," Jonas murmured, carefully taking aim with the blue-and-white paper ball
[2] in the hypothetical direction of Archer's cubicle. Biting his tongue, he adjusted his grip ever so slightly, and then flipped the ball over the wall. There was the sound of a crash -- a cue that he'd hit
something! -- and then a series of further crashes as the paper ball began to bounce and multiply. Happy holidays, indeed.
Beaming, Jonas shot a triumphant grin over at Pratt. "And that's another twenty five for me, innit?" he asked cheerfully, grabbing the quill to note the new score on the ledger with a flourish. He was still down by nearly a hundred -- damn Pratt and his bloody proficiency at chucking things into Dawlish's cubicle, which they'd both agreed was worth a clean fifty -- but at least he was catching up.
"So." He paused, leaning back in his chair again to face the other man as he waited for Eddie to take his turn with the next projectile. Back to small talk. "Do you really think it's
fair if the Welcome Witch only has to work in a bikini?" he asked pensively, his forehead creasing in thought. "I mean, I think instituting a Ministry-wide dress code might be abusing your hypothetical title a bit, Lord Pratt the Big Boss. And an outfit like that's not exactly fitting for the weather right now, is it? I mean, she can hardly come to work if it's bloody well
snowi --"
He didn't have a chance to finish laying out the perfectly reasonable argument. A loud caterwauling -- literally, the sound of what could only be an angry cat getting its tail cranked repeatedly -- sounded suddenly through the office. Jonas, startled, clapped his hands to his ears, pressing them as tightly as he could to try and shield his ear drums from the deafening sound.
"You'd think they could just walk down the bloody hall and
tell us that the sodding alarm went off!" he shouted unhappily over the noise.
The horrific caterwauling went on and on with no sign of stopping. Jonas winced, shooting Eddie a frustrated look as he slowly levered himself to his feet. His knee had gone stiff after sitting for so long, and climbing back to his feet was made slightly more complicated by the fact that he was unwilling to relinquish his death grip on his ears. Still, part of his stomach sank -- that same ear-piercing siren had probably deafened everyone in this very office on this very same night fifteen years before, when a newly commissioned Auror had been found dead alongside his traumatized young fiancee.
But thinking about that now wouldn't do any good. Grimacing as he put weight on his bad knee, Jonas kept his hands pressed against his ears and gestured with his elbow for Eddie to go first, so that the other Auror could lead the way down the hallway and over to the small office where the Hitwizards maintained the Night Watch.