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Dragon Pox! The Daily Prophet has accused Salem of carrying some mutant Dragon Pox, putting the Hogwarts student populace at a large health risk. After conducting some research, we believe the problem is much more dire. We've concluded the Americans' disease causes others to swap bodies--it's only a matter of time before students begin swapping genders!
| Dungeon Crawler Now what? As told by some younger students, something big and scaley is traveling through the school pipes. Despite the rumors of a Basilisk, many are shrugging this off as a poor attempt at a joke, but the growing number of eye-witnesses is telling us otherwise.
| What's the Catch? In Ancient Runes, Addison Rockwell paints a moving self-portrait, probably for the Beauxbatons common room entrance; Alvis Norling, Ravenclaw Keeper, is on offense by dueling a magical medallion; and Blake Knight, Ravenclaw Beater, is on the defense presenting shields, but not before he has to watch out for Naomi Foley falling from a floo fire!
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Lovebird After an explosive Transfiguration lesson, Casey O'Doherty accuses Alvis Norling of making "lovey dovey" eyes at nearly anyone, including O'Doherty. It would explain why he is so friendly and gentle towards anyone and everyone. It seems so obvious now!
| Tongue-Tied? Literally. After their Halloween night, Seems Liviana Weidman has fallen for Ezra Miller, as the two were caught lip-locked by a few first years who were followed by Professor Kesali catching them with a sticking charm. Whoops!
| Darling Pumpkins As the weather gets colder, everyone snuggles close to someone they care for to keep warm. But the first years seem to be expressing their own brand of affection as Alice Hunter transfigured a pumpkin to take on the appearance of Ted Lupin's face surrounded by hearts. If she had just asked Ted I'm sure he wouldn't have minded turning his face orange for her!
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Creature Feature! From scaley skin moultings belonging to four-legged creatures, to trails of unknown faerie dust, to snapping turtles with a bad attitude lead us to believe that Hogwarts is being haunted by some lingering Halloween presence. Even the new Headmistress is said to have be seen with a cloud of fog trailing in her wake!
| Whitman Half-Giant? Maxen Whitman has revealed his older sister, Carys Whitman, is the result of a strange experiment that resulted in her becoming a half-giant. We are told that she will continue to grow taller and taller until she dwarfs Rubeus Hagrid, the Care of Magical Creatures professor. Let's hope she doesn't wear heels to the Yule Ball!
| House of Wolves As per Figaro Sellaphix, we all now know Zel Trumble, the timid and tall Hufflepuff, is a werewolf. However, reliable sources tell us that his shy behavior is really a cover for a daring and wild personality! Can anyone discover and tame this mysterious beast?
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[Dec 1] Gossip Column