The Stork was Mistaken [first week of September] Tags: Darian Morgan Landis Morgan Lady Landis Read 368 times / 0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic. The Stork was Mistaken [first week of September] on February 26, 2012, 07:07:22 PM Darian MorganLibertine Ltd.Diagon Alley London, UKLandis MorganThe LibraryHogwarts School of Witchcraft and WizardryScotland, UKSeptember 3rd, 200911 o'clock AMDear Landis,I cannot help but feel that in all the excitement of unforeseen anatomical additions you have quite forgotten to owl your favorite cousin. That is all right! I have plenty of people at Hogwarts who owled me instead to save you the trouble of putting quill to paper. Yes, of course I have already heard about your curse and yes, I AM available if you wish to rest your delicate head on my shoulder and weep. I must confess I would very much like to see you regardless of whether you are weeping or not; I feel I could be of help to you in a number of convenient and unexpected ways. I bet you do not know how to apply make-up. I do! I bet you do not know how to clothe your new form. I do! I bet you do not know how to put on women’s underwear. I do!The delightful grimace on your face is only the result of your ignorance, dear boy. It is the elder’s responsibility to guide his younger relation through the trials and tribulations of this world, and I am prepared to do that for you with the utmost eagerness and joy. Yours, Skip to next post Re: The Stork was Mistaken [first week of September] Reply #1 on February 26, 2012, 07:09:19 PM Darian MorganLibertine Ltd.Diagon Alley London, UKLandis MorganThe LibraryHogwarts School of Witchcraft and WizardryScotland, UKSeptember 3rd, 20092 o'clock PMLandis, where are you? I expected you at Libertine as soon as you received my proposition! I know that you in all your family loyalty would not leave me so bereft. Yours, Skip to next post Re: The Stork was Mistaken [first week of September] Reply #2 on February 26, 2012, 07:10:50 PM Darian MorganLibertine Ltd.Diagon Alley London, UKLandis MorganThe LibraryHogwarts School of Witchcraft and WizardryScotland, UKSeptember 3rd, 20093 o'clock PMI understand you must be very busy getting to know your new body. If you happen to be getting to know your new body with Juliette, then I apologize for the frequent interruptions. Skip to next post Re: The Stork was Mistaken [first week of September] Reply #3 on February 26, 2012, 07:15:53 PM Darian MorganLibertine Ltd.Diagon Alley London, UKLandis MorganThe LibraryHogwarts School of Witchcraft and WizardryScotland, UKSeptember 3rd, 20097:32 PMLandis,Really, though, enough is enough! That silly girl lovely, intelligent woman can’t have you all to herself. Think of your family! Will you leave us to wither away in ignorance just because of your selfish desire to shag all day?'But Darian!' I can just hear you cry, 'Do you not operate frequently out of same selfish desire?' Yes, this is true. But there is a difference between you and I, Landis-boy, and that difference is that I am not depriving my cousin of all the joys of unexpected gender-bending. Do write back. I am all aflutter with excitement and may have to resort to drastic measures otherwise.Yours, Skip to next post Re: The Stork was Mistaken [first week of September] Reply #4 on February 26, 2012, 07:25:38 PM Darian MorganFlat 2A408 Diagon Alley London, UKLandis MorganHis Rooms in the Staff WingHogwarts School of Witchcraft and WizardryScotland, UKSeptember 3rd, 200911:32 PMDear Landis,I have retired to my home for the evening, but you know the charmword! Do let yourself in. Yours, Skip to next post Re: The Stork was Mistaken [first week of September] Reply #5 on February 26, 2012, 07:27:25 PM Darian MorganFlat 2A408 Diagon Alley London, UKLandis MorganHis Rooms in the Staff WingHogwarts School of Witchcraft and WizardryScotland, UKSeptember 4th, 20093 o'clock AMDear Landis,Is there by any chance an expiration date on this miracle?Yours, Skip to next post Re: The Stork was Mistaken [first week of September] Reply #6 on February 26, 2012, 07:35:11 PM Darian MorganFlat 2A408 Diagon Alley London, UKLandis MorganHis Rooms in the Staff WingHogwarts School of Witchcraft and WizardryScotland, UKSeptember 4th, 20095:58 AMDear Landis,There generally is with such unstable magic. Your natural form will want to reassert itself and then, oh dear! Where ever will you be when you change back? I highly advise you to carry around a change of clothes with you at all times. Otherwise I can just envision you diving behind the library counter, desperately wishing you had worn men's underwear that day. Terrible, terrible. Though I think the students would quite enjoy it. Yours, Skip to next post Re: The Stork was Mistaken [first week of September] Reply #7 on February 26, 2012, 07:36:17 PM Darian MorganLibertine Ltd.Diagon Alley London, UKLandis MorganThe LibraryHogwarts School of Witchcraft and WizardryScotland, UKSeptember 4th, 20098:02 AMDear Landis,I hope you slept well.Yours, Skip to next post Re: The Stork was Mistaken [first week of September] Reply #8 on February 26, 2012, 07:41:34 PM Landis MorganThe LibraryHogwarts School of Witchcraft and WizardryScotland, UKDarian MorganLibertine Ltd.Diagon Alley London, UKSeptember 4th, 20099 o'clock AMStop owling me. Don’t you have work?- L Skip to next post Re: The Stork was Mistaken [first week of September] Reply #9 on February 26, 2012, 07:44:22 PM Darian MorganLibertine Ltd.Diagon Alley London, UKLandis MorganThe LibraryHogwarts School of Witchcraft and WizardryScotland, UKSeptember 4th, 200910:28 AMAha! I knew I’d wear you down with my persistence. Oh Landis, your lack of patience is as adorable and predictable as ever! You see my dear, I am what’s known as “independently wealthy.” Thus, it is more than possible for me to sit in the back room and write you letters while Misa handles all the daily responsibilities of running my store. Believe me, I am as grateful as you are! But, you really did not address the most important part of my previous letters i.e. letting me gaze upon your striking new visage. You need new clothes, do you not? I know every inch of you as only your personal tailor can and I certainly know that your old vestments will NOT do. Come, don’t deprive me of an exciting new project! I absolutely cannot abide the thought of you in some borrowed or off-the-rack rags. Yours, Skip to next post Re: The Stork was Mistaken [first week of September] Reply #10 on February 26, 2012, 08:36:19 PM Landis MorganThe LibraryHogwarts School of Witchcraft and WizardryScotland, UKDarian MorganLibertine Ltd.Diagon Alley London, UKSeptember 4th, 20093 o'clock PMI’m not interested in your help, nor am I fooled by your excuses about the inadequacy of my clothing. - L Skip to next post Re: The Stork was Mistaken [first week of September] Reply #11 on February 26, 2012, 08:39:53 PM Darian MorganLibertine Ltd.Diagon Alley London, UKLandis MorganThe LibraryHogwarts School of Witchcraft and WizardryScotland, UKSeptember 4th, 20095:48 PMLandis, don’t be cruel! I am AQUIVER at the opportunity to clothe you as you deserve to be clothed. I ACHE and PINE. I can hardly hold this quill for thinking about you in your lithe, feminine new form!Yours, Skip to next post Re: The Stork was Mistaken [first week of September] Reply #12 on February 26, 2012, 08:41:15 PM Landis MorganThe LibraryHogwarts School of Witchcraft and WizardryScotland, UKDarian MorganLibertine Ltd.Diagon Alley London, UKSeptember 4th, 20099 o'clock PMYou’re extremely disturbing and I’m not getting anywhere near you in this feminine new form. - L Skip to next post Re: The Stork was Mistaken [first week of September] Reply #13 on February 26, 2012, 08:46:10 PM Darian MorganFlat 2A408 Diagon Alley London, UKLandis MorganHis Rooms in the Staff WingHogwarts School of Witchcraft and WizardryScotland, UKSeptember 5th, 20091 AMHush. I forgive you. You’re just confused right now. Come see me or else.Yours, Skip to next post Re: The Stork was Mistaken [first week of September] Reply #14 on February 26, 2012, 08:48:30 PM Landis MorganThe LibraryHogwarts School of Witchcraft and WizardryScotland, UKDarian MorganLibertine Ltd.Diagon Alley London, UKSeptember 5th, 200910 o'clock AMWhy am I related to you? Skip to next post
The Stork was Mistaken [first week of September] on February 26, 2012, 07:07:22 PM Darian MorganLibertine Ltd.Diagon Alley London, UKLandis MorganThe LibraryHogwarts School of Witchcraft and WizardryScotland, UKSeptember 3rd, 200911 o'clock AMDear Landis,I cannot help but feel that in all the excitement of unforeseen anatomical additions you have quite forgotten to owl your favorite cousin. That is all right! I have plenty of people at Hogwarts who owled me instead to save you the trouble of putting quill to paper. Yes, of course I have already heard about your curse and yes, I AM available if you wish to rest your delicate head on my shoulder and weep. I must confess I would very much like to see you regardless of whether you are weeping or not; I feel I could be of help to you in a number of convenient and unexpected ways. I bet you do not know how to apply make-up. I do! I bet you do not know how to clothe your new form. I do! I bet you do not know how to put on women’s underwear. I do!The delightful grimace on your face is only the result of your ignorance, dear boy. It is the elder’s responsibility to guide his younger relation through the trials and tribulations of this world, and I am prepared to do that for you with the utmost eagerness and joy. Yours, Skip to next post
Re: The Stork was Mistaken [first week of September] Reply #1 on February 26, 2012, 07:09:19 PM Darian MorganLibertine Ltd.Diagon Alley London, UKLandis MorganThe LibraryHogwarts School of Witchcraft and WizardryScotland, UKSeptember 3rd, 20092 o'clock PMLandis, where are you? I expected you at Libertine as soon as you received my proposition! I know that you in all your family loyalty would not leave me so bereft. Yours, Skip to next post
Re: The Stork was Mistaken [first week of September] Reply #2 on February 26, 2012, 07:10:50 PM Darian MorganLibertine Ltd.Diagon Alley London, UKLandis MorganThe LibraryHogwarts School of Witchcraft and WizardryScotland, UKSeptember 3rd, 20093 o'clock PMI understand you must be very busy getting to know your new body. If you happen to be getting to know your new body with Juliette, then I apologize for the frequent interruptions. Skip to next post
Re: The Stork was Mistaken [first week of September] Reply #3 on February 26, 2012, 07:15:53 PM Darian MorganLibertine Ltd.Diagon Alley London, UKLandis MorganThe LibraryHogwarts School of Witchcraft and WizardryScotland, UKSeptember 3rd, 20097:32 PMLandis,Really, though, enough is enough! That silly girl lovely, intelligent woman can’t have you all to herself. Think of your family! Will you leave us to wither away in ignorance just because of your selfish desire to shag all day?'But Darian!' I can just hear you cry, 'Do you not operate frequently out of same selfish desire?' Yes, this is true. But there is a difference between you and I, Landis-boy, and that difference is that I am not depriving my cousin of all the joys of unexpected gender-bending. Do write back. I am all aflutter with excitement and may have to resort to drastic measures otherwise.Yours, Skip to next post
Re: The Stork was Mistaken [first week of September] Reply #4 on February 26, 2012, 07:25:38 PM Darian MorganFlat 2A408 Diagon Alley London, UKLandis MorganHis Rooms in the Staff WingHogwarts School of Witchcraft and WizardryScotland, UKSeptember 3rd, 200911:32 PMDear Landis,I have retired to my home for the evening, but you know the charmword! Do let yourself in. Yours, Skip to next post
Re: The Stork was Mistaken [first week of September] Reply #5 on February 26, 2012, 07:27:25 PM Darian MorganFlat 2A408 Diagon Alley London, UKLandis MorganHis Rooms in the Staff WingHogwarts School of Witchcraft and WizardryScotland, UKSeptember 4th, 20093 o'clock AMDear Landis,Is there by any chance an expiration date on this miracle?Yours, Skip to next post
Re: The Stork was Mistaken [first week of September] Reply #6 on February 26, 2012, 07:35:11 PM Darian MorganFlat 2A408 Diagon Alley London, UKLandis MorganHis Rooms in the Staff WingHogwarts School of Witchcraft and WizardryScotland, UKSeptember 4th, 20095:58 AMDear Landis,There generally is with such unstable magic. Your natural form will want to reassert itself and then, oh dear! Where ever will you be when you change back? I highly advise you to carry around a change of clothes with you at all times. Otherwise I can just envision you diving behind the library counter, desperately wishing you had worn men's underwear that day. Terrible, terrible. Though I think the students would quite enjoy it. Yours, Skip to next post
Re: The Stork was Mistaken [first week of September] Reply #7 on February 26, 2012, 07:36:17 PM Darian MorganLibertine Ltd.Diagon Alley London, UKLandis MorganThe LibraryHogwarts School of Witchcraft and WizardryScotland, UKSeptember 4th, 20098:02 AMDear Landis,I hope you slept well.Yours, Skip to next post
Re: The Stork was Mistaken [first week of September] Reply #8 on February 26, 2012, 07:41:34 PM Landis MorganThe LibraryHogwarts School of Witchcraft and WizardryScotland, UKDarian MorganLibertine Ltd.Diagon Alley London, UKSeptember 4th, 20099 o'clock AMStop owling me. Don’t you have work?- L Skip to next post
Re: The Stork was Mistaken [first week of September] Reply #9 on February 26, 2012, 07:44:22 PM Darian MorganLibertine Ltd.Diagon Alley London, UKLandis MorganThe LibraryHogwarts School of Witchcraft and WizardryScotland, UKSeptember 4th, 200910:28 AMAha! I knew I’d wear you down with my persistence. Oh Landis, your lack of patience is as adorable and predictable as ever! You see my dear, I am what’s known as “independently wealthy.” Thus, it is more than possible for me to sit in the back room and write you letters while Misa handles all the daily responsibilities of running my store. Believe me, I am as grateful as you are! But, you really did not address the most important part of my previous letters i.e. letting me gaze upon your striking new visage. You need new clothes, do you not? I know every inch of you as only your personal tailor can and I certainly know that your old vestments will NOT do. Come, don’t deprive me of an exciting new project! I absolutely cannot abide the thought of you in some borrowed or off-the-rack rags. Yours, Skip to next post
Re: The Stork was Mistaken [first week of September] Reply #10 on February 26, 2012, 08:36:19 PM Landis MorganThe LibraryHogwarts School of Witchcraft and WizardryScotland, UKDarian MorganLibertine Ltd.Diagon Alley London, UKSeptember 4th, 20093 o'clock PMI’m not interested in your help, nor am I fooled by your excuses about the inadequacy of my clothing. - L Skip to next post
Re: The Stork was Mistaken [first week of September] Reply #11 on February 26, 2012, 08:39:53 PM Darian MorganLibertine Ltd.Diagon Alley London, UKLandis MorganThe LibraryHogwarts School of Witchcraft and WizardryScotland, UKSeptember 4th, 20095:48 PMLandis, don’t be cruel! I am AQUIVER at the opportunity to clothe you as you deserve to be clothed. I ACHE and PINE. I can hardly hold this quill for thinking about you in your lithe, feminine new form!Yours, Skip to next post
Re: The Stork was Mistaken [first week of September] Reply #12 on February 26, 2012, 08:41:15 PM Landis MorganThe LibraryHogwarts School of Witchcraft and WizardryScotland, UKDarian MorganLibertine Ltd.Diagon Alley London, UKSeptember 4th, 20099 o'clock PMYou’re extremely disturbing and I’m not getting anywhere near you in this feminine new form. - L Skip to next post
Re: The Stork was Mistaken [first week of September] Reply #13 on February 26, 2012, 08:46:10 PM Darian MorganFlat 2A408 Diagon Alley London, UKLandis MorganHis Rooms in the Staff WingHogwarts School of Witchcraft and WizardryScotland, UKSeptember 5th, 20091 AMHush. I forgive you. You’re just confused right now. Come see me or else.Yours, Skip to next post
Re: The Stork was Mistaken [first week of September] Reply #14 on February 26, 2012, 08:48:30 PM Landis MorganThe LibraryHogwarts School of Witchcraft and WizardryScotland, UKDarian MorganLibertine Ltd.Diagon Alley London, UKSeptember 5th, 200910 o'clock AMWhy am I related to you? Skip to next post
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