Figaro jumped up as Moira sat down.
"Hey, hey, alright? Need anything?" he asked patting her on the back. Before she answered he waved at the barista and pointed at Moira. "Coffee, cream, sugar. You like sugar, Mo? Hold the sugar."
That done he sat back down and scratched the back of his neck.
"Did you see this?"
He smoothed out an old clipping from the Daily Prophet and slid it over.
Runespoors Wash Up on Thames
by Niobe Thursby
04 November 2011
In the early morning of the 2nd of November, the remains of seven dead Runespoor serpents were found on the shores of the Thames in East London.
According to the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures, the serpents had been dead at most a fortnight, although the conditions in the river make it difficult to determine exactly how long ago.
"Regardless of how the public might feel about Runespoors," commented Balfour Spectre, head of Beasts Division, "we must bear in mind that the mistreatment of creatures is strictly illegal and inhumane."
The appearance of these Runespoor carcasses is a reminder that the illegal trade in Runespoors and Runespoor parts is still active in the black market. An interdepartmental effort ending in 2008 nearly put an end to most trade and resulted in multiple convictions. But by 2010, Runespoors began to again make an appearance in underground circles.
At time of publication, the origins of the Thames Runespoors are unknown.
He sipped his own giant coffee and explained in a rapid, not-quiet whisper.
"So I'm sorting through the mail at the Prophet, as ya do, and if there's no name on it, I open it and get it to the right person. There's always loads of tips coming in about stories or whatevs - honestly shit that should go to Level Two but people send it to us. Anyway, a great lot of them are absolutely bogus but so this one comes in and it seems legitimate to me, right? So I'm showing it to Thursby but she brushes it off. No idea why, she takes one look at it and just bins it. So I'm stood there wondering."
He took a deep breath and stabbed his finger on the article.
"But I'm bloody certain it's related to this. Runespoors, right? Bloody runespoors. We have to do something about this. You know about animals, right?"
Finally, he stopped talking and stared at her.
"I hate you," Figaro leaned back and shared in the snacks.
Two Hours Later... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TuxFKJAoYM)
It was after midnight and they'd gotten through half the bottle. So far they'd seen a dog. People walked by the entrance to the drive but noone had approached the back door. Figaro and Moira had talked about all kinds of things. Well, Figaro did most of the talking.
That status of the Falmouth Falcons, how he was pretty sure his little brother was gay, some vulgar limericks his dad had written in prison, how he'd grown to love the tight red trousers he'd gotten in the Ministry lost and found, what Fauna Blake was up to. He asked about Moira and her farm, if she'd transformed into a wolf lately. All the usual stuff.
But just then a shadowy figure seemed to appear in the hidden drive. They were carrying a big bag, moving quickly and looking around as they walked. Figaro hit the deck!
Trying to keep his head low, and blink away the buzz from the vodka, Figaro hissed at Moira to get down.